Brock’s high heels didn’t arrive in time

a woman in a blue cape is holding a fan and a microphone Alt: a drag queen in a blue cape is holding a fan and a microphone completely unbothered in the middle of a hurricane

Mia should be an ER doctor or something she is unflappable #SouthernHospitality

Brittany with a stupid grin as she looks lovingly at the red flag in front of her while saying “I am definitely getting my sparkle back”

Me when I see the charcuterie board #TheValley

It’s been SO HARD for him to not make out with women all over the place, poor baby

a man in a yellow shirt says i 'm stabbing him while standing next to another man Alt: a man in a yellow prisoner uniform walks with determination with another prisoner and says “I’m stabbing him!”

I KNOW THIS WEST SIDE WHOREY MAN DID NOT JUST TELL CIARA TO SMILE #SummerHouse

a man and a woman are standing next to each other in front of a door and talking to each other . Alt: a man pulls away a woman trying to fight someone and yells “you wanted to provoke me? I’m provoked!”

For someone so apparently terrified of making Ciara mad, West sure is real good at doing it #SummerHouse

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No one knows where the US stores its full cache of Janes Fonda #RHORI #Bravo

A screenshot of a tweet from user @typeonesteven that says “girl are you a tuba cause you’re getting played by a really weird dude”

Me to Ellie:
#BDDU #BelowDeck #BelowDeckDownUnder #Bravo

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Janes Fonda is when you have two or more, like attorneys general #RHORI

a woman is dancing in a kitchen while holding a bag of popcorn . Alt: a woman is dancing in a kitchen while holding a stack of cash

I KEEP A LOT OF CASH IN THE HOUSE - newest housewife to get robbed #RHORI #WWHL

Is it all the oysters???

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh . Alt: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face and saying huh??

I love how even they can’t understand each other with these accents 😂 #RHORI

New queen just landed lol

I’m so sorry, it hurts so much because they are so loved, and I hope you are being gentle with yourself 💕

a woman in a chivalry 2 costume is dancing in front of two statues Alt: The Riddler in his full costume turns and says “riddle me this, riddle me that”

I appreciate Drew’s commitment to never giving a clear answer to anything #RHOA

Did you tell her you didn’t even get a Churu after? Might soften her up

a white cat is laying in a cardboard box wearing glasses . Alt: a white cat is laying in a cardboard box and puts on glasses. So smart

How Amanda thinks she looks every time she says “streams of revenue” #RHOBH

My cat Riggins, a grey kitty with green eyes, standing nobly next to the window with sunlight illuminating half his grey coat. You’d never guess what a goofball he is with this

Here’s the prettiest one for balance:

post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

I literally joked earlier that’s why he seemed fine staying home with the baby…and then he did it 🤢

“You do not tell my friend what my other friend said” yeah, Brandon, that’s Brittany’s job! #TheValley

Lisa Hochstein mugshot, in full glam and a sly smile that says, Lenny deserved it

If I send this to you, I did it and I’m not sorry #RHOM #Bravo #WWHL

two barbie dolls are sitting next to each other on a bed . Alt: two barbie dolls are sitting next to each other on a bed and one scoots closer to the other to share all the gossip

If Rihanna asked me for the tea I’d give her my social security number and my mothers maiden name #SummerHouse #WWHL

a man is holding a pizza hut box and says " i will not bow to any sponsor " Alt: Mike Myers in Wayne’s World holding a pizza hut box and says " i will not bow to any sponsor "

I love the specious sponsor connections

“We’re going to OVERDRAFT your ingredients and you will somehow have to make them all work, much like how Chase bank makes all your accounts work for you” #TopChef

a woman in a blue dress is tied up on a ledge Alt: a woman in a blue dress is tied up on the plank of a ship and jumps off

If I fed people eggs with dish soap I’d jump off the boat and swim to shore Rocky style #BelowDeckDownUnder #BDDU

The location restriction is coverage doesn’t reach Beyond the Veil

Rosie in a pink bow off the shoulder dress with a high collar and sleeve of sparkles that appears to be independent of any design choice from the dress

When Tinkerbell shits down your arm like a petulant parakeet #RHORI

After making all the ladies work out, Myka‘s brother Bron sits far away while the ladies all hug each other. It’s a little strange looking.

Myka’s brother getting orchestra seats to the greatest show since Hamilton #LadiesofLondon