No way Danny wants more babies 🤯 #TheValley

My baby Sosa #thevalley

I loveeeee Nia’s blue flower confessional dress!!!!! #thevalley

I think that if Janet owned that she was a villian, it would make her more likable
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I was not expecting Schwartz to give me a new word : svelte . #thevalley

Need to have a gossip and cocktail session with Zack, Jesse, and Shwartzy #TheValley

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Hot off the presses, it's a super-sized episode of #RaisedbyReality! We do a deep dive into #Scamanda, watch this week's #SummerHouse with new eyes, finally have an interesting #RHOBH episode to recap, and get our feet wet with #TheValley premiere. Get into it: open.spotify.com/episode/4sdz...

I miss the blocked by jax reddit every day - but mostly while this season of #TheValley is so bad and boring

Baby on one tit, grown man-baby crying for the other. Oh, Kristen. #thevalley #bravo

janet is so the type of lady to bring up seventh grade trauma #thevalley

luke complaining about kristen not having sex with him enough after having a baby 🤮🤮🤮 men are truly the scum of the earth because this is why so many marriages deteriorate after babies enter the picture #thevalley

schwartz being a regular on a show again feels so dark sided #thevalley

Someone please dress Brittany. #TheValley

#thevalley #bravo Janet crying “she’s a bully” when she is actually a bully is classic projection, common bravo-universe trait (cough-cough, Rinna).

So I like Lacy so far, but she reminds me of Ariana Grande as Glinda in her mannerisms. I mean that in the most respectful complimentary way possible.

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Possibly controversial #TheValley opinion, but I really don't like Danny. I know the Fandom adores Danny and Nia, but I think he's creepy.

I'm starting to wonder if Janet was correct about him, but we ignored her because her delivery sucks and Danny knows how to play nice for the camera.

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Me when Janet talks

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Worried my girl Kristin has post partum and her stupid ass man can only think about getting laid 🤡 #thevalley

I’m going to watch the first episode of season 3 to gauge how much Lauren from Utah there is to decide if I’m going to skip the season. And why the f is Schwartz here #TheValley

The way the first two seasons were some of my favourite bravo in literally *years*, and now I can’t even bring myself to watch S3 because of Lala. Still can’t believe they decided to sink their best show, just like that.

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Michelle and Lacey are first meeting on camera and at a party?! Also Lacey is the only woman at the party whose midsection is exposed.

Love the “unaired” footage from the previous season.

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So…are we hoping Luke is Lala’s baby’s sperm donor? #TheValley

The way Zack and Lauren from Utah’s jaws dropped when Luke said he donated sperm after Lauren joked her daughter Sosa’s eyes are just as blue as Luke’s lmfaooooo #TheValley

Lacey just looks like a scary mean girl. We’ve got enough of those on this show #TheValley

The way Brittany grew a backbone and left Jax is the same way she needs to handle Janet and Kristen. She gotta stop people pleasing #TheValley

Oh Janet right out of the gate still taking no accountability for anything last season.

I LOVE ITTTTT 🙃 #TheValley

The producers should have kept all that Lacy footage in the finale last season! #TheValley

Yea, I’m not feeling Lacy either. Somethings off. #TheValley

Janet saying she started therapy to be better with everyone in the group and then immediately trashing Kristen.. 🤦🏽‍♂️ #TheValley

Jesse’s new girl looks like what Kristi Noem’s husband wants to be 🫦 #TheValley