Frustrating kicking for goal from both teams

#clowncore is a whole lot of fun. Bewildering fun.

Message to Josh Weddle - just shoot for goal mate.
#AFL

As a Hawks supporter - I hope Hawks :) Tight start.

Has anyone noticed that RFK sounds like he’s been huffing chemtrails when he speaks? #conspiracy

To be fair, she does know a lot about mud slinging.

Have you been talking to Candice Owen?

a cartoon character holding a book titled peace Alt: Worst event ever

LNP election after party be like …
#auspol

They like to claim that they are the financial grown ups. Perhaps they could sit down and come up with something real in that space.

Ironic that her going away will help Make Australia Great Again 😂

It’s looking awfully good.

a man in a hoodie is standing in front of a swing set in a yard Alt: A big swing

That’s a big swing.

C’mon Ali France! Dutton losing Dickson would be the icing on the cake. Champagne is chilling.

Flipped to Ch7 and Clive Palmer is giving the Libs a kicking. I take joy from that for some reason.
#BinNight

ABC are saying that 15 coalition seats are currently being led by Labour and they can only see a single seat in Victoria for the LNP. Ouch.
#binnight

When Libs are already planning a Sunday morning meeting to determine leadership “just in case” they go badly, you’d have to take that as a sign.
#binnight

Rick Astley would make the best politician.

Just a thought for election day.
#auspol

Headline: Trump’s macho crew, it turns out, is a vicious little sewing circle.

You have to chuckle at newspaper headlines sometimes.
#trump

How to stop Meta using your data.

John Oliver’s helpful guide to protecting your privacy from Meta.
#meta #privacy

I’ve been to the shops heaps of times.

a man in a police uniform says we wing it in front of a woman Alt: a man in a police uniform with no plan

#auspol

What a turd Dutton is. We are all too scared to go to the shops? Desperate scare tactics.

Pizza

Traditional Easta Pizza.

Peter Dutton is the world’s most boring Bond villain.
#auspol

Nothing like travel for catching a bug :) Happy Easter anyway. Maybe some chocolate will make your throat feel better.

Sadly under-utilised these days, as is “bunch of fives”.

Tell Him He's Dreamin' | The Castle #shorts YouTube video by Working Dog Productions

An Aussie classic - The Castle.
#filmsky
youtube.com/shorts/jXYdH...

Is it just me or does Karoline Leavitt give off Children of the Corn vibes?

😂 The farce is strong with this one.

He already did on smartphones & computers. Perhaps rethinking his blanket tariff “strategy”.