If Jezus rises again, i’mma stab him again. That boo boo closed down all the places I needed to go to be an adult today. 😠 🤣

The plots of disaster movies that portray the end of civilization often begin with high-level Government Officials ignoring the warning of scientists.

One of several lesson learned from the 2.5 hour Netflix Documentary — Don’t Look Up (2021).

The Snipt app perfectly capturing @reckless.bsky.social’s best life advice to date. Off to break the law now, many times! 😆

LOL now that #macOSTahoe killed all my Mac apps, catch me doing my "indie projects" on OnlyFans. 😏😆🤣

Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

Hi, I’m God.

Bluesky has crossed 29 MILLION USERS.

Fuck you, Elon!

Fuck you, Zuck!

#BitLife is keeping their game so current 🤣 #TikTok

It’s a baller move when a show’s official podcast is not ad-supported.

Just had a mini panic attack for a sec, thanks for that 😂

Autumn in full swing 🍂 This aerial view of a Gresham, Oregon street captures the fiery beauty of fall’s transformation. Nature’s vibrant palette on display from above! #FallColors #GreshamOregon

Morning magic near Corbett, OR 🌄 The sunrise paints the horizon, while low clouds weave through the autumn trees like a soft, rolling tide. Nature at its most peaceful. 🍁 #PNW #Sunrise #FallVibes

The Pokémon TCG app has only 5 types of in-game currency. Do we need 10 more to keep things really interesting? 💱✨ #gamedevelopment #toomuch #PokemonTCG

Rainy Sunday night in Portland. It’s dark, the wine’s open, and MGMT, Passion Pit, and Two Door Cinema Club are carrying the vibe. Perfect way to close out the weekend. #SundayVibes

Modern Job Hunting:
1) Human ➡️ AI
2) AI ➡️ AI
3) AI ➡️ humans

Why not just human ➡️ humans and cut out the middle step??

#JobHunting #AI #CareerJourney #ModernWork #AIvsHumanity #TechLife #FutureOfWork #HiringTrends #SemanticSatiation

Eek! 🔥 Pulled the ultimate Charizard EX! 🐉✨ Can’t believe my luck. Who’s ready to battle with this beast? 🔥💪 #PokemonTCG #Charizard #RarePull

Seeing everyone get good pulls on pokemon tcg like

Portland putting on its autumn best 🍂🏙️ Early sunsets, golden hues, and that iconic bridge charm. Fall vibes are strong in the PNW! 🌅✨ #PortlandOregon #PNWBeauty #FallInLove #AutumnVibes #Cityscape

Autumn from above 🍂✨ Suburban streets transformed by vibrant fall colors. The fiery orange and golden leaves remind me why this season is pure magic. 🍁 #FallVibes #DronePhotography #AutumnColors

Nothing quite like a sea of beige cubicles and fluorescent lights to spark inspiration. If my office were any more thrilling, I’d have to wear sunglasses just to handle the excitement. #CorporateGray #OfficeVibes

The vibrant hues of Portland’s fall are fading, making way for winter’s quiet arrival. Capturing the last glimpses of autumn from above. 🍂 #Portland #DronePhotography #FallVibes #ChangingSeasons #PN

Aye! Captured this stunning Portland sunrise! City reflections and warm colors = mesmerized. Check out more of my work at smentczak.com for more aerial views and photography adventures! #Portland #DronePhotography #SunriseVibes #Cityscape #PNW