‘Find someone the dogs love.’ Kennels can’t compete with that. Is this the most wholesome job requirement ever? #PetCare #JobHunting #WorkLife

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Fact: There are 2 "Open to Work" modes. Myth: They both work the same. One is public, one is private and boosts visibility 40% privately! #JobHunting #LinkedIn

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3 days left on my course. It's got better as it's gone.

Yet I still don't feel any nearer a job as it's still at the mercy of cv algorithms, ageism & a great deal of luck.

Convince myself it's the companies loss not employing me but that doesn't help my finances.

Rant over
#jobhunting #Sunday

Dog nanny by day, holiday decorator by night. Was this in the fine print? #WorkLife #JobHunting #CareerGrowth

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Dogs escape. Owners panic. You’re screwed. The hidden risks of pet-sitting gigs. #WorkLife #JobHunting #PetOwnership

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The ultra-wealthy have agencies for this. So why is this job on LinkedIn? Cutting corners or just odd? #JobHunting #WealthGap #CareerAdvice

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‘Bundle all responsibilities into one role!’ Translation: Do everything for less. #CareerTalk #WorkLifeBalance #JobHunting

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Trust > control? Most jobs say they want it—few actually mean it. Would you bet your career on a ‘trust-based’ role? #CareerGrowth #WorkplaceTrust #JobHunting

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‘Be on call for a billionaire’s last-minute trips.’ Is this a job or a loyalty test? #WorkLifeBalance #CareerAdvice #JobHunting

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True crime podcasts warned me about jobs like this: ‘nanny + husband + affair = murder plot.’ 🚨 Live-in roles = blurred lines. Would you risk it? #JobHunting #TrueCrime #CareerAdvice

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I’m going crazy I apply and apply and job hunt and job hunt and. 2 years later I’m getting nowhere it’s degrading. #pwd #jobhunting

We hope you enjoy what we share about Japan here, but just a reminder: JETwit also has a website. And on that website we post a lot of job openings for those who have connections with Japan.

So if you're looking for work, come take a look!

jetwit.com/wordpress/

#JobHunting #JETwit #JETAA #Japan

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Want to land more interviews? The secret is a targeted CV! Discover how closely your resume matches the job description before you apply. #JobHunting #ATSFriendly #InterviewPrep

Applying for a job in a Spanish-speaking country. Their system requires me to have two surnames 🤦‍♀️
#jobhunting

Day 2 done. Another 8 days in hell to go.
#jobhunting

In the latest #JobHunting Hell episode:

I just got a text from a, and I quote, "virtual recruiter"

GFY

On my real CV: 30 years of sudoku experience

#jobhunting

1st day of a UC 'suggested' course.

One question was about ambition.

Was so, so tempted to type "To be anywhere else but here!!"
#jobhunting

When the Job Hunt Is the Job: Neurodivergent and Looking for Work Job hunting is hard. Job hunting while neurodivergent — from a standing start of redundancy, gardening leave, and a nervous system not built for relentless self-promotion — is something else entirely. This article covers the application process, interviews, disclosure decisions, psychometric testing, and the emotional load, from someone writing in the middle of it.

Job hunting is hard. Job hunting while neurodivergent - with executive function challenges, masking through interviews, and disclosure decisions that don't have clean answers - is something else.
#ActuallyAutistic #ADHD #NeurodivergentLife #JobHunting #Redundancy

I shouldn't have taken those recruiters so seriously. Most of them are jokes these days.
#jobhunting

CV Skills

CV Skills

#Resume #Cv #Jobhunting #C-plus-plus #Printf

https://programmerhumor.io/cpp-memes/cv-skills-zma6

Day 15 – ATS Red Flags That Instantly Reject You
Topic: Silent killers
Avoid
Gaps without explanation
Irrelevant roles
Over-design
Personal details (DOB, marital status)

#ATSRedFlags #JobHunting #AvoidGaps #SilentKillers #HappyVibes

Companies offered £3,000 to hire unemployed under-24s It comes as ministers grapple with spiralling unemployment rates among young people.

What about those of us with years of experience who can't get a job?
#jobhunting #unemployed

BBC News - Companies offered £3,000 to hire unemployed under-24s - BBC News
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Four panel comic #9: APPLICATION Taff n' Daisy P1 - Girl sitting at laptop - laptop says: NOW THAT YOU'VE RE-ENTERED ALL THE INFORMATION THAT WAS ALREADY IN YOUR RESUME- FILL OUT THIS ADVANCED, AI DRIVEN PERSONALITY ASSESSMENT. P2: screen shows questions, Question 5/100, Emails on the vacation? AGREE DISAGREE P3: (girl dancing awkwardly) NOW, TO SHOW US HOW EXCITED YOU ARE TO HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK AT THE BIGCORP CALL CENTER- DO A HAPPY LITTLE DANCE FOR THE CAMERA! THAT'S RIGHT! LIKE A GOOD LITTLE MONKEY! P4 (Girl Cries) THANK YOU FOR APPLYING! WE WON'T EVER GET BACK TO YOU! @taffndaisy.neocities.org

Neocities still exists? #jobhunting #applications #resumes #comic #funnysad

Looking for a job is pointless in my country...

#sad #jobhunting

Need More Work Experience

Need More Work Experience

#Fastapi #Jobhunting #recruiters #Workexperience #python

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That's where I'm going wrong.

I'm not unemployed.

I'm on a career break sabbatical.
#Thursday #jobhunting

Four hours overdue. No message, no apology. Fuck 'em
#jobhunting

a black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin . ALT: a black and white photo of a young boy with his hand on his chin .

Phone interview arranged for one o'clock.

Still waiting at nearly three 😡

Doesn't put much trust in the company.

So much for trying to be positive this week
#jobhunting #MondayMood

Just as my kids will shortly be looking for jobs….between a bizarro job application system, AI, and the economy, I know they are not relishing the task. #jobhunting