Wondering why Thursday isn’t Friday again.

Message board sogn: "LAZY PERSON FACT 7849367: YOU WERE TOO LAZY TO READ THAT NUMBER"

Hi-viz yellow sign on the back of a small black service dog that says: "Not friendly Do not touch"

Monday Mood

Always Frasier.

Same

Saturday: Frivolously blowing my paycheck on nails, books, dinner out with friends and pure joy.

Monday: Furious that I have to participate in this capitalist hellscape.

Goran World - yesterday As someone who grew up under an authoritarian regime, I can offer one crucial piece of advice: time is everything. If you don’t stand up now—if you don’t protest, resist, disrupt, and refuse to comply—you may lose your country forever. Authoritarianism thrives on silence, hesitation, and fear. The longer people wait, the more entrenched the regime becomes, making resistance exponentially harder. Every moment of inaction is a moment the regime uses to tighten its grip. History has shown that those who act early have the best chance of reclaiming their freedom. The time to fight back is now.

Top comment on the recent NYT story on DOGE’s young aides

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A golden retriever sitting in a vehicle rests its head against the rain rain-spattered window, looking wistful.

As the song on the radio played, Arnold couldn’t help but wonder if this poor Taylor Swift girl would ever find true happiness. He made a mental note to send her one of his tennis balls when he got home.

Exactly this.

Just 2% of Musk's wealth could feed the very poorest and most desperate people in the world.

He could use his money to do extraordinary things - and could go down in history as a hero.

Instead he has deliberately chosen to be an evil, villainous dick

Pieter Breughel's The Triumph of Death: an army of skeletons ravages an apocalyptic landscape, putting people to death in a variety of ways

Well, to begin with today: 21 years ago, Facebook was founded. And everything’s been great ever since.

Is it still January? Today feels like January.

A fat kid in a Wendy's using a vanilla Frosty dipped French fry to point and make fun of the way a jogger was running is by far the most American thing l've ever seen.

Perfectly captured.

If you see this, post a gif from one of your comfort shows

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

Released #onthisday in 1989

Absolute classic.

What's your favourite track on the album?

Way ahead of you…

STORY TIME! Things are pretty grim these days, so allow me to regale you with the heartwarming tale of the time I ‘subbed in’ for a lesbian at my senior prom. I’m doing this while cooking dinner and getting my kids to sleep, so apologies in advance if it takes awhile. (1/?)

Chart showing instances of wild animals using a hamster wheel left out in the wild, with visits dominated by wild mice, followed by slugs, rats, shrews and a few frogs and snails.

In 2014 Dutch scientists left a hamster wheel outside, to see if wild animals would use it like their domesticated counterparts.

The answer: hell yes! 734 visits from wild mice - plus rats, shrews, slugs ("running" being subjective here) & even frogs and snails.

The apparent reason: fun. Just fun.

The next four years is just going to be a long series of people confidently telling you that you didn't just see what you just saw

Probably photoshopped image of the back of a white lorry on a road. On it is written: "Today we don't have any motivational quotes. If you want to give up give up."

Going to a party tomorrow.

I’m told there will be people there
*shivers*

Same

Container of Asda "Plant-based Mashed Potato" available on the grocery chain's site. (Yes, I know this probably means it isn't made with butter - but Asda's a big company and has people who are paid to prevent them looking like twats)

Thank god we don't have to hunt spuds for the table anymore

My math skills are most frequently used in the middle of the night to see how much sleep I can still get if I fall asleep RIGHT NOW.

A positive attitude can go a long way😏

air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults.