Pancakes with nutella and allllll the sugar
Red velvet waffles, piled with various sugary treats.
Look at these ridiculous breakfasts our children talked us into buying them.
Golden isn't running again
He could have been knocked out the next cycle
Could have knocked Poliquin out the next cycle
I should have let Poliquin win.
I know so many people who will vote Collins before Platner, because at least she'll die sooner.
They are a feckless barrel of fundraising trolls
Boy howdy, that was not the sort of academy I expected to be in the news.
I paid my Maine taxes. I feel pretty good about those.
I don't want to pay my federal taxes; it feels like I'm paying for con men and genocide.
How about recent ones?
"that’s the fucking most retarded shit I’ve ever heard in my life"
It's #SundayCheckIn for 4/12.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
This is on the list of words that if I hear a client use, I tell them to remove it from their vocabulary immediately.
I thought it was cool that we could give our kids the example of a boat captain dad and attorney mom, but that's not nearly as cool as an astronaut dad and medical doctor mom and I love it for that family ❤️
Deer on lawn
The gang's all here
As a species we genocide too much.
We should genocide less.
...and one of the kids is vomity.
Not thrilled with the last few weeks.
I'd like to speak to the managers of the timing and illness departments.
Not a lot of supply options up here or shipping fast enough to assemble so I've got...
- a little extra food
- some bottled water
- seeds brought in from the greenhouse
- plastic sheeting/duct tape
- potassium iodide tablets
- air quality/radiation detector
What's in your nuclear war kit?
I really hope it's TACO Tuesday.
Could we not kill civilization tonight?
Maybe as a little treat?
Good night, friends.
Good work.
Sleep well.
The government will most likely kill us in the morning.
CMP just texted me that my power is out.
Yeah, I figured that out.
I did not make up Easter baskets or stage a hunt for the first time in our children's lives.
Instead, I bought a bunch of candy, opened the bags, gave them each a basket, and told them we're having a "make exactly the Easter basket you want" party.
They loved it. Definitely recommend.
Chai mix and mustard
What's your glaze today?
It's #SundayCheckIn for 4/5.
How was your week?
How are you holding up?
What do you need?
What are you struggling with?
What has helped?
What kindness would help you?
Remember to wash your sheets.
I've gotten a lot of messages about this April Fools post.
Folks, I'd do it if you help me get the signatures. I don't have the ability to get the signatures all by myself this year.
If you want to see me tear LePage sideways in a debate, it's an audience participation sport.
Thank you for joining me in getting Ms. Naas' project funded for April Fools.
If you'd like to help another Maine teacher, please consider Mrs. Pineo.
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Need a place to start #MaineRaising?
How about Ms. Naas? She only needs $118!
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I'd like to take this opportunity to announce that I'm jumping into the race for Maine's 2nd Congressional District.
There's enough dicks in DC.
It's a great time to do a #MaineRaising. What's yours?
