If you really want to see the Green Party have an extraordinary election - then you have to go out and vote.
There's too many close calls where it's Labour Vs Green - time to show Starmer the door and end Rip Off Britain.
greenparty.org.uk/get-involved...
You know who would have actually killed on Twitter/Bluesky?
Bob Monkhouse.
He'd have owned the short-format social media.
Actually hysterically laughing at this. You get the feeling he's about to turn to Ed balls and said "I always did say he was a bit of a cunt, didn't I?"
Him: What would be your dream job
Me: Oh that's easy. Sitting on the back of a motorbike on the Tour de France pushing idiots into the ditch
Him: Oh come off it there's no such job
Me:
It's 10 years today since Prince died.
So a reminder of this, that happened on the other place, because sometimes sadness can still bring laughter.
Accidentally just knocked a lady over in Dominos Pizza. Well, I say one...
This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
Back to the simple natural order of things…….. not human arrogance based on destruction of our water,air, environment for profit…… for the 1%
Slight tangent but was once told of a mix up at a wedding. Someone requested ‘the Robin Hood song’, wanting Everything I do, I do it for you and instead walked in to ‘Robin Hood, Robin Hood, Riding through the glen’
Somewhere Bismarck is looking down in confusion as Germany projects power by sending 4,000 pensioners, 12 buffet stations and a TUI loyalty program through the Strait of Hormuz
Every flag should feature a mythical animal. Notice how the roundabouts aren't being painted in Wales? It's because idiots can't draw a dragon.
It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson
Update on the most moral army in the world. Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews A photo of an Israeli soldier smashing a statue of Jesus Christ with a sledgehammer in southern Lebanon has sparked widespread condemnation. Israeli officials confirmed the image is genuine and 'promised to investigate!
This one seems to have caused panic, and it’s pretty bleak that a picture of a guy smashing a statue of a dude who died two thousand years ago is more internationally disastrous than hundreds of hours of video of civilians being bombed, burned, machine gunned, sniped, evicted and starved.
strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news
This is what we need to show anyone who supports Farage and his aim to abandon our tax-funded NHS
Voting Reform is the equivalent of voting twice for Trump.
It is an act of pure ignorance, or racism, or both.
And, as we all know, it leads nowhere good.
Please god UK. Do not let that happen. Learn from our mistakes. Learn from America’s mistakes.
Just get your shit together.
In the era of "we must exclude trans people from playing sport, for Fairness" it's actually quite sickening for various media outlets to be all "check out out, a ROBOT won a marathon!"
Drove 17 y/o and friends to a house party last night. Once they were all buckled up I announced "party bus, activated!" Told this morning never to speak again in a mum taxi situation. I will speak again.
bsky.app/profile/ewac...
I’m anti war.
It doesn’t matter which war.
Children should not die because grown adults can’t negotiate peace.
Slow clap this morning to everyone sharing that CNN article about the running robot. Is this your first day on the internet? Didn't we do the whole "don't share clickbait it only encourages them" thing in, like 2003? FGS if you have to share your witty comeback TAKE A SCREEN SHOT.
EU: The European Union will require sale of mobile phones with “user-replaceable and longer-lasting batteries” starting in 2027.
The regulation demands “availability of spare parts and manuals for 10 years to curb planned obsolescence”.
This second chart has a lot of white that should be light pink.
I will be more interested when they make this about prosthetics instead of robots. Show me robotics for humans, not robots in the place of humans doing human things, for the love of god
Fuck all the way off
"Why, sir. You must think me a fool, indeed, to propose exchanging my Swiss roll for a bunch of parsley."
#GirlsOwnCC
A seagull perched on top of a seaside telescope named "Owl telescope"
I was greatly tickled today by the juxtaposition of this proud gull and the item upon which he has chosen to perch.
False advertising.
May it amuse you too.
This is a really good feed for catching up with your friends and finding interesting things on here. I don't understand how algorithms work but it's a handy one.
i am a neutral and i want arsenal to win the league because human rights abusing petrostates are worse than annoying fans, and i don't understand how this isn't a consensus opinion.
Jane McDonald belting out Give Peace a Chance non-stop in the show bar
