I don’t know if given the choice I’d go back quite that far 🤔

My mum.

Not knowing what the worst people in the world were thinking every fucking day

Julian Simmons, doing continuity on UTV. I'm assuming it's Halloween, because he's making a scary face.

When I become massively rich and famous and capable of indulging my every whim, I'm going to set Julian Simmons up to do regular bulletins commenting on the US Presidency.

"And once again, Trump backs out of a deal. Well, what can you expect? Man's got more faces than a town clock..."

Men listening to the DM’s they’ve sent women - read by their Mothers.

I thought he’d stopped the pub appearances when punters complained about his blue material, so this is a triumph for common sense really.

Bullseye - Opening Titles - InThe1980s.co.uk YouTube video by InThe1980scouk

Is your homework done? High time you were thinking about having a bath and going to bed. You’ve been a pain in the arse all weekend.

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Definitely will feature McDonalds food.
Conflicted on the khazi aspect, as I wouldn’t want him and Elvis being mentioned in the same breath.

If Tim Burton & Wes Anderson were neighbours

Also, did Joss Ackland ever play Crowley? Because if not, talk about a missed opportunity.

Jesus 🤦‍♀️
Like either of them cares 🤷‍♀️

@podders.bsky.social and porn for you x

Get in the motah, you SLAAAG!

Racing

Good morning.

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#FacebookNews

I have one of these who expects me to be his personal flatterer. God bless emojis - proper low effort response.

Aykroyds pout, though 💋😍

Also ‘Aykroyds Pout’ now on my list of names for when I start a band.

“Rape Academy exists for one explicit purpose: to teach men how to drug and rape…

Read that again. 140 million hits in just two months.

This is not a collection of unrelated bad actors. This is a pattern.”

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Simpsons special characters I adore:
Rex Banner.

Absolute best bath podcast.

Periodic reminder to those of you who’ve been living under a rock or something, give yourselves a treat. Really.

Oh I miss him 😭 #totp

MAX ZORIN SINGS #totp

I didn’t know the T-1000 did this song #totp

🎶 down the road from Anglesey 🎶

OH NO. Somebody kill me #totp

Jesus. Yes. Of COURSE 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️
It’s nearly time, too

I would dearly love to do the carry on abroad pub crawl.

Oh, HIM

WHO? #totp