Michelle really did her thing on “Cater 2 U”.. cold w it

Ima keep my eye out for Sarah Strong

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we need some new blood holding up the trophy.. UConn

KITCHEN LIGHTS

Gave a fine dude I met today my number. He said “can I at lease see you today” . I think I’ve had enough.

He fellowshipped with the thieves, hookers and criminals of his day. He was definitely at the function and all the turn ups.

Not in my holy home

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I agree.. the minute you get that feeling

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You

timeeeee is SLIPPIN AWAY FROM MEEEEE-YEAAAAA

Ovulation be having even the most introverted women spitting game like Detective Mike Lowry.

😂😂😂

Oh so Twitter is like DOWN down now.

right next to the "Yes We Cancer" tobacco shop

😂😂😂

Also make sure to visit What The Fuck Are You Looking At? eyeglass emporiums.

Well.. least you wont be lying when you say it’s in your stomach

Verizon love trying to get someone off a grandfather plan… I’m not budging

It’s actually not that bad.. but I am related to The Iceman

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X engineers clocking in this morning

cinnamon roll cheesecake🥰 i tried to be fancy decorating the plate like how the cheesecake factory do, my husband said it came out good & taste just like a cinnamon roll🫶🏽

y’all been asking me to make this one for a minute, how i do?

Moves this morning:

Khalil Mack re-signs with Chargers on a 1 year deal

Jaycee Horn signs 4 year, $100M extension with Panthers

Grady Jarrett released by Falcons

The whale hasn’t crashed the bird app consecutive times this bad since 2011 probably, lol

Dafuq is pussy pulp?

Please never ask your male friends if you think you can do better or your man is a bum… they will with a straight face say YES

I want a conversation pit in my house and would definitely put it in my future business #architecture #interiordesign