I really do enjoy threads but hate that you have to have an Instagram account to join.

That SOTU was all just another part of this massive fucking psyop

So X is actually a fucking hellscape

Haven’t been on Bluesky in a while! Can anyone see this?

Get out of here bro

The fact that THIS is who these two assholes decide deserves empathy

Now is the time for the GOP to show how patriotic they truly are. Put your country first.

Dear @Doge

If there is nothing to hide. Hide nothing

So spot on. Needed to see this today.

jack schlossberg will save us

How are you guys approaching conversations with the MAGA people in your life who don't think any of this is "a big deal"?

So far I've started with a calm plea to hear me out.

I feel like we should all be keeping a diary because they may need our first hand accounts for future history books

What the F is the point of packaging anything like this? This really irritates me. What a waste

Why aren’t cooled steering wheels a thing? They should be

Are you ever just laying there and then you look up from your phone and your dog is just like:

Anyone else watch true crime shows before bed? Is this my red flag?

No one wins in a trade war

let him live

I had a whole conversation with Google Gemini and I forgot it wasn't a real person for a split second. What is this simulation we live in

I hate when they take away things you were just starting to really enjoy, like your favorite TV show or democracy.

😂😂😂

I feel like I've run out of shows to watch. Drop some suggestions of your fav shows 🎥🎬

Note to self: get a car with all season tires next time. I forgot how much I hate swapping tires twice a year 😭

I’m sick and tired of people asking me about my future through the lens of a career. literally my only goal in life is to hold a red panda. all this work shit is secondary

Use widgets instead of app icons. It's so much better. Trust me #ios

Just started "Buy now" on #netflix. Anyone else watch it yet?

Calling all #dogsitters. My dog sitter is so amazing and I want to get her a holiday gift.

What's something you'd appreciate from a client? I don't know her too personally, so I have no idea what her hobbies or interests are. Give me some ideas!

Only #swifties will get it

#outerbanks has the most chaotic and unrealistic plot but I'm glued to the TV

what's your average efficiency? 36°F on my drive home- 31.8kWh/100 miles. Not too shabby. #EV