Fuck me. VAR is so much better than this. #nufc

Bizarre and maddening but also great, proper investigative journalism.

I know 15 months is too late to change a child’s name but fuck it, my son is now called Harvey Barnes. #nufc

Looking like half our team got ketamine in the secret santa #nufc

"Getting a robot to use the treadmill for you at the gym doesn't make you any fitter"

You don't say?

Kier, you can’t have more than 3 Arsenal players in the cabinet. I know you appointed Eze to Transport when he was at Palace but rules are rules!

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

If you could chuck a few bob our way I'd be very grateful. It's an immersive school project. The kids get hands-on experience of the filming process as well. They, and Lancaster Film Institute, are amazing. Please repost/share/bung us! Thanks, you're amazing too, whatever.
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I feel very triggered.

Definitely remembered by me as this was the only cassette I had for my Walkman on a 6 and a bit hour train journey from Lincoln to Torquay at the time.

A cracking read #nufc

Cannot wait for this.

Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.

Thanks for the reminder @janemunday.bsky.social. Every summer, I repost this article DROWNING DOES NOT LOOK LIKE DROWNING. To date, I know of FOUR kids who were saved after someone who'd clicked on the link learnt how to spot actual drowning. Take time to read and pass on.

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That’s so kind, thanks.

I LOVE parks and rec but confess the painting wasn’t a reference. Or was it?????

No. No, it wasn’t.

I’m in tonight’s Death Valley on BBC1. Don’t think I’m in it that much but I’m in it and it was fun so that’s the important thing.

Thanks so much, that’s really nice to hear and so glad you’re enjoying it.

Yes, exactly that.

I think it’s the only way I can work now. Coming up to nearly a decade and get so much more done in less time than before.

Selfish: This Man Found Time To Build A Birdhouse While JonBenét Ramsey’s Murder Is Still Unsolved

Bluesky when something funny happens

Thanks so much!

At last, I’ve found a crime drama to enjoy — it’s even got jokes

BBC1’s Death Valley with Timothy Spall is as charming as it is absurd — it’s like Midsomer Murders at its best

Cracking work as always from the inimitable @editkev.football #nufc

Thanks Paul, that's lovely to hear.

A Former TV Sleuth Turns Real-Life Detective In Witty Cozy Crime Drama Death Valley Timothy Spall steals the show as a former TV sleuth turned real-life detective in BritBox's latest cozy crime offering, Death Valley.

Timothy Spall plays a famous TV sleuth who starts helping solve crimes in real life in BritBox's warm and utterly charming new crime drama #DeathValley, and I desperately hope it finds the audience it deserves. My review at @pastemagazine.bsky.social:

Young Diego Luna in NUFC shirt on field at Newcastle.

I am probably the last to discover this but my mind is blown that Andor's Diego Luna and Stellan Skarsgård were originally in cast Goal! and filmed a couple of scenes before the director left and the film was completely changed. #nufc

Oh christing arse the estate agents have discovered chatgpt

Thanks so much Abi.

Looking forward to Death Valley on BBC1 tonight in the all important post Antique's Roadshow spot. Starring Timothy Spall and written by the great @pdoolan.bsky.social. I pop up briefly in episode four.