In the “Complete Prick Stakes” Paul Goldsmith is beginning to outpace Seymour. Remarkable, considering that Seymour is such a smarmy little prick.

Luxon surviving a confidence vote is less about his fitness for the job and more about the unfitness of his caucus, who lack even the minimal amount of spine needed to roll the most inept PM we’ve seen in my lifetime.

Yikes!

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

Oh yeah…
-coconuts
-limes

-chilis
-papaya year round
-bananas
-peppercorn for decades
-herbs and leaves my wife knows about, but I’m clueless about
-mangoes
-jackfruit

Aotearoa New Zealand school kids know what this is like thanks to Seymour.

BlueSky works okay for me, but it isn’t as quick to load as it normally does.

I’m in Thailand.

JD Vance may just have to change his name again.

It's that bad.

What are your top 5 movies that you love to introduce people to?

-Down By Law
-Supercop 3
-Jungle Book
-The Quiet Earth
-Young Frankenstein

Our dog, who strolled in from the rubber tree farm and decided to stay, eats a lot of rice ‘cos we’re in Thailand. His diet is supplemented with boiled fish and sometimes fried chicken carcass from the nice lady at the Wed/Sat wet market. The dog is healthy. I guess his diet is ok.

Thai people praying at a Wat in a rural Thai village.

Happy Songkran (Thai New Year).

I know this is a bit like "carrying coal to Newcastle," but I'm doing my bit to introduce pico de gallo to my neighbours in the rural Thai village where I currently live. Sure, there's no shortage of spicy choices here, but pico de gallo deserves a place on the table, mat, floor, wherever.

When is Winston Peters going to realise that the things that he is trying to ram through parliament can't happen in the neccesary timeframe before he's dead?
He's only going to be a richer corpse for his troubles.

Retire, you senile old fart.
Go fish in Northland.

Nobody will miss you.
#NZPol

Ad Astra

Top talent in Brad Pitt and Tommy Lee Jones, but they couldn’t save this turd of a film.

If not National, the righties would migrate to the other two dogshit parties ACT and NZ1st, wouldn’t they?

Aiyah! 😒 All of the current coalition parties are crap.

AoNZ needs to adopt the more hygienic alternative to TP — the bidet or a “bum gun.”

One hundred percent correct. Time for the old crank Peters to be permanently retired along with his mate Blowhard Jones.

The Republicans in Congress are all complicit bitches. Keeping their jobs, and power (which is weird since they’ve ceded all of it to 🤡) is more important to them than keeping our republic.
Same goes for that asshole’s entire Cabinet. They could end this tomorrow.

Fuck every last one of them.

In the area of Thailand (south) where I am we haven't seen any rain in weeks. Rubber trees aren't being tapped and oil palm harvesting is slowing down. Latex and palm oil production are very important to locals' livelihoods.

Forecasts show hot and dry conditions persisting.

Some of your Democratic colleagues need convincing too.

Everyone SHOULD watch! MSNOW Reporter David Noriega described what he sees as a rogue state—something NEVER said this plainly on cable news!🤦🏿‍♂️

That’s beautiful writing.

Is this a weird photo angle or does Bishop have oddly small feet?

Tremors - We Plan Ahead YouTube video by jovichick7908

Same same, but nobody in the National Party will be as cool as Val and Earl.

youtu.be/KltxInurebY?...

A sausage party in more ways than one.

Slept in my Motörhead t-shirt and woke up to Everything Louder than Everything Else.

We The People:

A protest sign reads: The immigrants, they wanna sing all night long. THE CLASH

Last minute free poster for No Kings! I was listening to “Straight to Hell” by the Clash, about the mistreatment of immigrants & this line stood out. The immigrants, they wanna sing all night long.

Sing all day & night tomorrow! Don’t let them steal your song! 🎶

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I live in a rural area of southern Thailand and what I can see is that diesel is getting harder and harder to get.