So Iran would have to agree to a complete reopening of the Straight, and elimination of their biggest source of global leverage, in exchange for a two-week ceasefire with an untrustworthy enemy?
Same with all the new converts in their 20s and 30s
Obligatory “pointing out hypocrisy does nothing” disclaimer but while all the Godly evangelicals who back him are ostensibly at Easter services, he’s posting about all the War Crimes he plans to do
Chase DeLauter has taken six at-bats in the big leagues. He’s homered in three of them!
NEW: For the first time, ProPublica has been able to quantify how many U.S. citizen children have been directly affected by Trump’s immigration crackdown: more than 11,000 kids had a parent detained — and that’s an undercount. 1/ 🧵
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
#crew96 yesterday: gives up a heartbreaking late goal to lose an afternoon matinee Saturday.
Newcastle today: hold my pint
For the small cost of ending homelessness in America for a full year we’ve financed a week’s worth of some of the most heinous war crimes committed in my lifetime 🇺🇸🫡
These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
They killed 180 children and their teachers in a double-tap strike on a school. The girls were 7 to 12 years old.
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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gotta do investigations into DHS “waste, fraud and abuse” as pretext for killing the agency
quite literally did the 99 luftballons thing
Elon Musk last year: "Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED"
Musk to Epstein emails:
• “What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?”
• "I really want to hit the party scene"
• "Is there a good time to visit?
Story: www.nytimes.com/2026/01/30/u...
For decades the Right has daydreamed about saving their country from monsters, they finally got the chance and it turns out they love the monsters. The monsters are even monstrous in the exact ways they fantasized about! You never have to listen to these guys about anything again
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I remain absolutely furious that all this shit in Minneapolis started because a barely-literate homeschooled mormon made a video trying to run up in daycare centers trying to find people of Somalian descent doing fraud despite the ringleader (a white woman) being in jail since March. Demonic.
Two (2) ICE agents have been murdered on duty since 2003, when it was founded. They’ve killed that many unarmed US citizens in Minneapolis this month
After the shooting, an angry crowd gathered and screamed profanities at federal officers, calling them "cowards" and telling them to go home. One officer responded mockingly as he walked away, telling them: "Boo hoo." Agents elsewhere shoved a yelling protester into a car.
“better training” www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
And Renee Good’s last words appear to be “We’re not mad at you.”
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
If you are younger than 83, you have never seen the US drop a single bomb as a formally declared act of war according to its constitution.
it is incredible that the entire high level legal apparatus of the United States is "anything that helps people is impossible, anything that kills people is permitted"
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
When we went up 2-0 20 mins in, I knew this was the best outcome
Considering Solich only got double-secret probation for getting a DUI after they found hi. passed out behind the wheel going the wrong way on Union, yeah, this seems like a departure…