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Posts by Martin Smith

Michael Collins, the chap who took this photograph, remains the only person on earth to have taken a photo that had everyone in shot aside himself.

Michael Collins, the chap who took this photograph, remains the only person on earth to have taken a photo that had everyone in shot aside himself.

If Artemis is going up then it gives me an excuse to once again post this photo, the only one to contain every human being in the universe but one.

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"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary
A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

"Sex slave' woman wanted for burglary A WOMAN who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce MeKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid a trial for allegedly abducting a Mermon missionary and making him her sex slave.

Every sentence brings something new to the madness. Stick it on CEEFAX.

3 weeks ago 2479 685 97 177

I'm as scandalised here as I was there!

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sex matters trustee charlotte cadden

sex matters trustee charlotte cadden

gorton and denton by-election result: she gets 706 votes, 1.9% of the total

gorton and denton by-election result: she gets 706 votes, 1.9% of the total

underappreciated but very funny gorton and denton sideplot: the conservatives nominating literal sex matters (uk terf group) trustee charlotte cadden, only for her to get the worst result for the conservatives in by-election history and lose her deposit

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RIP Rob Grant. Looking forward to the activation of your hologram in a day or so.

1 month ago 97 19 4 2

GNU Rob Grant. 💔

1 month ago 426 94 16 6

“Modern government doesn’t understand soft power” exhibit 262884

2 months ago 116 31 3 0

Oh wow, she really is!

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I'm a Gallup pollster. You can contact them at galluppanel@gallupmail.com to let them know what you think of this.

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She was there for at least 3 teams! Who is she? Some kind of ice skating whisperer?

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BBC headline: "Trump's psyche': The aide driving president's most controversial policies

The photo shows Stephen Miller, staring blankly like a macabre Poundland Joseph Goebbels.

BBC headline: "Trump's psyche': The aide driving president's most controversial policies The photo shows Stephen Miller, staring blankly like a macabre Poundland Joseph Goebbels.

I think that meant to be an o, not an e.

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"I HAVE to use AI to make art because I'm not good at making art! it's HARD!" that, my stupid friend, is the entire point of the struggle

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Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

Iron Man meme, edited, Obadiah Stane yelling, "Your ancestors made timeless art in a cave! With berries and ash!"

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

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Please, my magic bean, it is very sick

2 months ago 5974 789 206 135

worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead

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The big tech founder whose 417-foot, $500 million superyacht needs a 256-foot, $75 million superyacht to "shadow" it -- because the bigger yacht lacks a helipad -- had to cut his paper's newsroom almost in half, for reasons

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What's this I see, why it can't possible be yet *another* GC in the Epstein files, can it?

Yes. Yes it can.

Richard Dawkins this time, worried a 'nasty' cis woman is saying bad things about Epstein.

I guess she isn't one of the women he likes to 'protect'

2 months ago 330 105 12 2

There were a flurry of "spontaneous" replies last month to various posts i made. All written the same way. All trying to link to the random substack about how innocent he is.

My first thought (after blocking) was:

"Oh i see someone's publisher has hired a bot farm."

2 months ago 444 119 7 2

Back in the day I said "if you look at the people supporting Brexit you'll know it's not a good idea"

Turns out, I was more correct than I ever imagined.

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Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Jeffrey Epstein emailing Peter Thiel: Finding things on their way to collapse was much easier than finding the next bargain. ... Return to tribalism. Counter to globalization. Amazing new alliances.

Definitely seems like they destroyed the country on purpose.

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You mean to tell me that two of the main websites (4Chan & X) used to harass & abuse women, as well as aid the proliferation of harmful networks for rapists and peodphiles, anti-LGBT activists, and anti-abortion campaigns, have both been owned by two men with direct ties to Epstein?!

I AM SHOCKED.

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To those saying, "but the Greens will split the vote":
1. Things have changed.
2. It's not the Green's fault that Starmer has the Merdas Touch (turns everything to shit)
3. When the Greens offer the only inspiring option, perhaps we should see the Labour candidate as splitting the vote.

2 months ago 1596 401 102 42

Ah, that is very sad. She wasn’t just great, she was great in everything.

2 months ago 520 39 10 1

we have another word for ‘mass detention camps for people that an authoritarian government wants to get rid of’

Call them concentration camps. That’s what they are.

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All 2.4m of Britain’s creative workers are at risk — and we know why A new report into the impact of AI on the creative sector makes for apocalyptic reading. The government must act now

'the UK creative industries — which contributed £125 billion to the economy in 2024 and supported 2.4 million jobs — are being destroyed by an AI sector that... contributed just £11 billion in the same year and supported only 85,000 jobs." www.thetimes.com/culture/film...

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You know who is a little underrated historically is Cyndi Lauper, she can sing and is genuinely a big old weirdo. That’s the two most important things about modern pop stars.

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