This shitty app keeps signing me out. I think I'm just going to stay gone until they bother fixing it. Slán go fóill.

Might be the greatest opening paragraph of anything ever.

hot damn, this is fantastic writing

If we qualify, I've promised to name my firstborn Heimir. My wife's not thrilled by this. She says "He's seven, and he already has a name".
#COYBIG

Being gay is not remotely a problem and you're 100% asshole for trying to cash in on it. Graham's problem isn't that he's in the closet (or not, who gives a shit either way?), it's that he's a hawkish cynical hypocritical Trumpist cunt.

You don't deserve to get elected with bullshit like this.

Also, far too much familial snogging. Ew.

Update:

It is not good. The cast is stacked apart from the bauld Mel, who is comprehensively out of his depth, and the costumes are impressive, but Zafirelli's direction sucks the life out of it. The actors recite the script as if it were the Latin mass, rather than performing it. 5/10. Big meh.

He doesn't blink. It's uncanny. All that eyebrow acting going on and the eyeballs themselves are all crazy-eye, all the time.

The always brilliant Stephen Dillane as Hamlet's buddy Horatio, glorious of mullet

Suddenly, Baby Stannis

It's treating itself a little too reverently so far. I've had to bump it up to 1.25 speed. Ian Polholmenius being reduced to a snarling caricature when he's written as a pompous caricature is giving me the hmmm. Gibson is Gibsoning hard.

Holy shit it's the girl of the Bonham-Carters

#hamletsky

Glenn Close. Slay, Kween Gertrude.

VERY. MUCH. IT.

Glenn Close's entire head and associated apparatus: very much it

First and foremost, the music.

No. Not it.

Oh my god I totally forgot Mel Gibson was a Hamlet.

I have morbid curiosity. It has to be done.

#filmsky

Greatest genre in da woild

Bright Irish bóithrín Grass growing down the middle Glorious springtime

And shur another one because cén fáth nach mbeadh

#spring

A vertical close-up of a willow branch. Several catkins (small, oval-shaped flower clusters) are attached to a dark, slender twig that runs vertically through the center of the frame. They are light silvery grey. Each one is covered in tiny, fine hairs that grow outward from the center. The scene is backlit. The sun appears as a bright, white, blurry circle in the upper center of the image, positioned directly behind the top-most catkins. This lighting creates a rim light effect, making the fine hairs on the edges of the catkins appear as a bright, glowing white outline. The background is heavily blurred (bokeh effect). The bottom third consists of dark green, dense foliage. The upper two-thirds shows thin, bare branches of other trees set against a pale, bright blue sky.

Caitíní saileoige doing their fuzzy thang faoin springy spéir, solas órga hazing hazily tríd

I grew up watching HTV in Ireland.

Later, I worked for UTV from Munster.

Taoiseach (prime minister), not president. Our president is Catherine Connolly, who Trump apparently thinks is a man, because he's a fucking idiot.

Beannachtaí na féile 7rl, agus go n-íosfaidh an cat Fat Joffrey, agus go n-íosfaidh an diabhal an cat. Scread maidne air agus ar Bhibi freisin. 💚

Iran Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi: "We never asked for a ceasefire or negotiations. We are really to defend ourselves as long as it takes until President Trump comes to the point that this is an illegal war. There are people being killed only because President Trump wants to have fun."

BEWARE

Time makes mugs of us all

And distraction from all those children Trump and his friends raped.

a woman in a red dress stands in front of a crowd while a man shakes her hand ALT: a woman in a red dress stands in front of a crowd while a man shakes her hand

Hamnet is so good. Beautiful, amazing, incredible performances. That is all. #Hamnet #NowWatching #Shakespeare #Hamlet #film #cinema #movies #FilmSky #recommended 📽️🍁🎬🍂

Trump Removes Sanctions on Russia to Help Oil Flow Amid Iran Conflict

Wow huge break for russia. so weird. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/12/u...

Can this be a solution?

Savage

You'd kill a man with it at ten paces if you threw it right