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NOT UNDER DURASS Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 21st, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Panel depicts Red standing with dialogue boxes scribbled over with new text. The image quality is terrible.

“Red”: I AM RED I AM a DUMB BITCH ASSHOLE

Panel Two

Still janky and low quality. Still depicting Red.

“Red:” gGreen IS SO COOL BEST FRIED

Panel Three

The quality is getting worse.

“Red”: I OWN HIM ALL MONEY THIS IS LEGAL

Panel Four

Clearly, this is the work of someone with a history of head injuries.

“Red”: I AM ALLIVE CURRENTLU DON’T NOT SEND POLICE TO SEE GREEN

NOT UNDER DURASS Transcript This is a transcript of the April 21st, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Panel depicts Red standing with dialogue boxes scribbled over with new text. The image quality is terrible. “Red”: I AM RED I AM a DUMB BITCH ASSHOLE Panel Two Still janky and low quality. Still depicting Red. “Red:” gGreen IS SO COOL BEST FRIED Panel Three The quality is getting worse. “Red”: I OWN HIM ALL MONEY THIS IS LEGAL Panel Four Clearly, this is the work of someone with a history of head injuries. “Red”: I AM ALLIVE CURRENTLU DON’T NOT SEND POLICE TO SEE GREEN

Today's #RGBots feels a little sus.

www.rgbots.com/comic/not-un...

#robot #comic #webcomic #cartoon

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today's coffee drawings are also meeting drawings

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I'd say I try to make each issue different, but really it can't be helped. If nothings novel it won't be made. I think I like developing ideas more than maintaining them.

With that being said, you can read Battle Bros issue 10 - bwondercomics.com

#comics #webcomics #indiecomics #graphicnovel

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Ink illustration based on my webcomic Pizza Time featuring the characters around a small globe, throwing up peace signs

Ink illustration based on my webcomic Pizza Time featuring the characters around a small globe, throwing up peace signs

The freaking weekend continues

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No Dead Life update today - still drafting it between other tasks. Time got away from me this week.

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What’s Trending: Strait Dope Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 19th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red is commenting on recent news.

Red: The Strait of Hormuz situation is so embarrassing. It’s like watching a drunk person closing a broken door, starting to walk away, only for the door to pop back open, requiring them to try again. Repeat a half-dozen times.

Panel Two

Red continues to rant.

Red; Only now there are fucking missiles involved, and the door was broken by the drunk guy to begin with.

What’s Trending: Strait Dope Transcript This is a transcript of the April 19th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is commenting on recent news. Red: The Strait of Hormuz situation is so embarrassing. It’s like watching a drunk person closing a broken door, starting to walk away, only for the door to pop back open, requiring them to try again. Repeat a half-dozen times. Panel Two Red continues to rant. Red; Only now there are fucking missiles involved, and the door was broken by the drunk guy to begin with.

In today's #RGBots, Red is tired of the forever wars and slamming doors.

www.rgbots.com/comic/whats-...

#comic #webcomic #robots #hormuz #iran #unitedStates #cartoon

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Pretty wild you can mention the "drunk guy" in the current administration and need to clarify if it is Hegseth or Patel.

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I need to stay off social media tonight. I am cranky and have written and deleted multiple replies to people for the dumb fucking takes, and I keep playing with fire.

I don't need to deal with any assholes tonight.

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Image depicting a cartoon alien and ufo with submission information for the supernatural selection zine, all relevant information is at the link: https://www.supernaturalselectionpod.com/zines

Image depicting a cartoon alien and ufo with submission information for the supernatural selection zine, all relevant information is at the link: https://www.supernaturalselectionpod.com/zines

We've got a little over two months left on our submission window for this year's #SuperNatPod zine! Time will creep up on you pretty quickly (like a Grey on a sleeping abductee).

Submit your #alien and #ufo themed #art and #writing!

supernatpod.rocks/zines

(and the podcast is good too)

#zine

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Chapter 13: Distance - The Errant Apprentice The cave before Gella was extremely dark and she didn’t fancy going inside. It also wasn’t very big. Just talk enough for her to walk into. Again, a thought that didn’t excite her. There were only a f...

Gella learns a lesson about being a hero and Arthur learns there are lines you don't cross with Terry in today's Errant Apprentice!
www.royalroad.com/fiction/1297...
#Fantasy #ModernFantasy #IndieAuthor #Novel #RoyalRoad

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Never be afraid to tell your homies you love them.

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An ad for two free weekly books

An ad for two free weekly books

Two great stories, free to read, with weekly chapters.

Check them out at triseria.com or hpkomics.com/the-dead-lif...

#fiction #horror #amWriting #adventure #eBooks #indieAuthor #fiction #fantasy

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a ballpoint doodle of a duck for a spring 2026 poetry slam

a ballpoint doodle of a duck for a spring 2026 poetry slam

They didn't have anything for a cover image for the booklet, so I opted to go with my ballpoint doodle of a duck.

#duck #drawing #doodle #cartoon

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The Toe-sen One Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 16h, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are having a conversation.

Red: One of the great things about living on this post-apocalyptic wasteland of Earth-

Blue: Which is established canon!

Red: Absolutely.

Panel Two

Red continues his point.

Red: One of the best things is having a complete record of human culture accessible to us. Which includes every movie ever made.

Panel Three

Blue weighs in with a thought.

Blue: Can you imagine being a human and not having experienced Quentin Tarantino’s surprise biblical epic?

Red: Right? It was a wonderful film.

Panel Four

Both robots continue to discuss the movie.

Red: The seven minute montage of Jesus washing people’s feet was a unique choice.

Blue: It was surprisingly emotional.

The Toe-sen One Transcript This is a transcript of the April 16h, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and Blue are having a conversation. Red: One of the great things about living on this post-apocalyptic wasteland of Earth- Blue: Which is established canon! Red: Absolutely. Panel Two Red continues his point. Red: One of the best things is having a complete record of human culture accessible to us. Which includes every movie ever made. Panel Three Blue weighs in with a thought. Blue: Can you imagine being a human and not having experienced Quentin Tarantino’s surprise biblical epic? Red: Right? It was a wonderful film. Panel Four Both robots continue to discuss the movie. Red: The seven minute montage of Jesus washing people’s feet was a unique choice. Blue: It was surprisingly emotional.

In today's #RGBots, Red in Blue talk about that surprise Quentin Tarantino biblical epic that will be arriving in the future.

www.rgbots.com/comic/the-to...

#comic #webcomic #cartoon #robots #tarantino #jesus #film

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A Bird In The Hand Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 14th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Green has his hands aloft, thinking deeply about life.

Green: I have very few regrets…

Panel Two

Green pauses dramatically, thinking,

Panel Three

Green is still thinking about it.

Panel Four

Green realizes something.

Green: … but it still hurts that I will never know the pleasure of flipping someone off.

A Bird In The Hand Transcript This is a transcript of the April 14th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green has his hands aloft, thinking deeply about life. Green: I have very few regrets… Panel Two Green pauses dramatically, thinking, Panel Three Green is still thinking about it. Panel Four Green realizes something. Green: … but it still hurts that I will never know the pleasure of flipping someone off.

Green really faces his limitations in today's #RGBots: www.rgbots.com/comic/a-bird...

#comic #robot #cartoon #webcomic

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*taps the sign*

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I'm normally too self-conscious to ask for stuff like this, but hey.
I have pacemaker replacement surgery in less than a week and I'm moving from the "try not to think about it" to "have to think about it" stage. Could use a little fun support, if you feel like it.

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The Dead Life #22 – Shit Happens - hpkomics.com In the twenty-second installment of The Dead Life, the shit survivors have to deal with weigh on them, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

“I’ve never been much of a reader.”

“I can’t think of a better time to start. No more Simpsons.”

New chapter of The Dead Life confronts some grim realities of the apocalypse: hpkomics.com/2026/04/the-...

#horror #amWriting #undead #eBook #writing #zombie #survival

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Imagine depicting a woman and a goblin, the characters of the comic Thorn By My Side

Imagine depicting a woman and a goblin, the characters of the comic Thorn By My Side

Looking to start this in the fall.

Follow me here or check hpkomics.com for updates over the next few months.

#comic #webcomic

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A goth girl is eating a sandwich, fantasizing about Gonzo as Dracula

"I just think Gonzo would make a fun Dracula, okay?"

A goth girl is eating a sandwich, fantasizing about Gonzo as Dracula "I just think Gonzo would make a fun Dracula, okay?"

I am thinking of starting a new #comic and would love to hear your thoughts.

Please check out some of the test comics and read the pitch here: hpkomics.com/2026/04/thor...

#webcomic #pitch #art #illustration #cartoon

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RGBots AMA graphic

RGBots AMA graphic

The #RGBots want YOUR questions. Anything at all. We'll answer them as comics and plug your stuff too, if you want.

Just go to the website and fill out the question form for any one or all of the bots: www.rgbots.com/ask-the-bots/

#comic #webcomic #cartoon #robots #AMA

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Red Dawning Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 8th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red, Green, and Blue are having a conversation. Blue and Green seem okay, but Red seems stressed.

Green: Huh, so we seemed to narrowly avoid World War Three this week, huh?

Blue: Haha, same time next week?

Red: NNNGH.

Panel Two

Red crashes out, centered in the frame, shouting.

Red: WE CAN’T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS!

Panel Three

The camera is even closer to Red, but he can barely be seen behind his dialogue.

Red: WE ARE THE FROG IN THE POT AND TREATING ANY OF THIS AS A JOKE IS GOING TO BOIL US ALIVE!

Panel Four

We are even closer to red, but he is still barely seen because of the dialogue taking up the panel.

Red: HUMOR IS A MASK FOR DREAD, NOT THE SOLUTION!

Red Dawning Transcript This is a transcript of the April 8th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red, Green, and Blue are having a conversation. Blue and Green seem okay, but Red seems stressed. Green: Huh, so we seemed to narrowly avoid World War Three this week, huh? Blue: Haha, same time next week? Red: NNNGH. Panel Two Red crashes out, centered in the frame, shouting. Red: WE CAN’T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS! Panel Three The camera is even closer to Red, but he can barely be seen behind his dialogue. Red: WE ARE THE FROG IN THE POT AND TREATING ANY OF THIS AS A JOKE IS GOING TO BOIL US ALIVE! Panel Four We are even closer to red, but he is still barely seen because of the dialogue taking up the panel. Red: HUMOR IS A MASK FOR DREAD, NOT THE SOLUTION!

More woke trash on today's #RGBots. Can you believe the guy who writes this shit?

www.rgbots.com/comic/red-da...

#comic #webcomic #robots #war #society #collapse #cartoon

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Crash Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red and Blue are breaking bad news to Green.

Blue: Hey, Green, sorry. Turns out I can’t give you a ride to that anime convention.

Red: Also, I can’t dogsit for you.

Green: I bought these goddamn tickets four months ago!

Panel Two

Green is beside himself. Red tries to soothe him.

Red: Sorry, man, nothing to do.

Blue: Yeah, sorry. Maybe someone else can help you out?

Green: I ONLY KNOW YOU TWO!

Panel Three

Green is very stressed out.

GREEN: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DIFFICULT?!

Red: Damn, bro is crashing out.

Panel Four

Panel depicts a Windows 98 “Blue Screen of Death.”

Crash Transcript This is a transcript of the April 6th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and Blue are breaking bad news to Green. Blue: Hey, Green, sorry. Turns out I can’t give you a ride to that anime convention. Red: Also, I can’t dogsit for you. Green: I bought these goddamn tickets four months ago! Panel Two Green is beside himself. Red tries to soothe him. Red: Sorry, man, nothing to do. Blue: Yeah, sorry. Maybe someone else can help you out? Green: I ONLY KNOW YOU TWO! Panel Three Green is very stressed out. GREEN: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY IS EVERYTHING SO DIFFICULT?! Red: Damn, bro is crashing out. Panel Four Panel depicts a Windows 98 “Blue Screen of Death.”

Green isn't having the best day in today's #RGBots update.

www.rgbots.com/comic/crash/

#comic #webcomic #robots #cartoon #windows

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The Dead Life #22 – Shit Happens - hpkomics.com In the twenty-second installment of The Dead Life, the shit survivors have to deal with weigh on them, but you gotta do what you gotta do.

“I’ve never been much of a reader.”

“I can’t think of a better time to start. No more Simpsons.”

New chapter of The Dead Life confronts some grim realities of the apocalypse: hpkomics.com/2026/04/the-...

#horror #amWriting #undead #eBook #writing #zombie #survival

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W-why did they immediately ask for a gun, muttering something about ghosts?

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Imagine depicting a woman and a goblin, the characters of the comic Thorn By My Side

Imagine depicting a woman and a goblin, the characters of the comic Thorn By My Side

Looking to start this in the fall.

Follow me here or check hpkomics.com for updates over the next few months.

#comic #webcomic

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Gonzo can do anything and make it art.

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A goth girl is eating a sandwich, fantasizing about Gonzo as Dracula

"I just think Gonzo would make a fun Dracula, okay?"

A goth girl is eating a sandwich, fantasizing about Gonzo as Dracula "I just think Gonzo would make a fun Dracula, okay?"

I am thinking of starting a new #comic and would love to hear your thoughts.

Please check out some of the test comics and read the pitch here: hpkomics.com/2026/04/thor...

#webcomic #pitch #art #illustration #cartoon

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RGBots AMA graphic

RGBots AMA graphic

The #RGBots want YOUR questions. Anything at all. We'll answer them as comics and plug your stuff too, if you want.

Just go to the website and fill out the question form for any one or all of the bots: www.rgbots.com/ask-the-bots/

#comic #webcomic #cartoon #robots #AMA

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Red Dawning Transcript

This is a transcript of the April 8th, 2026, RGBots comic.

Panel One

Red, Green, and Blue are having a conversation. Blue and Green seem okay, but Red seems stressed.

Green: Huh, so we seemed to narrowly avoid World War Three this week, huh?

Blue: Haha, same time next week?

Red: NNNGH.

Panel Two

Red crashes out, centered in the frame, shouting.

Red: WE CAN’T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS!

Panel Three

The camera is even closer to Red, but he can barely be seen behind his dialogue.

Red: WE ARE THE FROG IN THE POT AND TREATING ANY OF THIS AS A JOKE IS GOING TO BOIL US ALIVE!

Panel Four

We are even closer to red, but he is still barely seen because of the dialogue taking up the panel.

Red: HUMOR IS A MASK FOR DREAD, NOT THE SOLUTION!

Red Dawning Transcript This is a transcript of the April 8th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red, Green, and Blue are having a conversation. Blue and Green seem okay, but Red seems stressed. Green: Huh, so we seemed to narrowly avoid World War Three this week, huh? Blue: Haha, same time next week? Red: NNNGH. Panel Two Red crashes out, centered in the frame, shouting. Red: WE CAN’T KEEP LIVING LIKE THIS! Panel Three The camera is even closer to Red, but he can barely be seen behind his dialogue. Red: WE ARE THE FROG IN THE POT AND TREATING ANY OF THIS AS A JOKE IS GOING TO BOIL US ALIVE! Panel Four We are even closer to red, but he is still barely seen because of the dialogue taking up the panel. Red: HUMOR IS A MASK FOR DREAD, NOT THE SOLUTION!

More woke trash on today's #RGBots. Can you believe the guy who writes this shit?

www.rgbots.com/comic/red-da...

#comic #webcomic #robots #war #society #collapse #cartoon

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