Easy Living #4 Transcript This is a transcript of the April 2nd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is here to share a tip and welcomes the reader. Blue: I am here to share another tip to make your life just a little bit easier. One thing that has made my life easier is avoiding Raiders fans. Panel Two The camera zooms in on Blue to convey the seriousness of what she is saying. Blue: Do not engage them, let them pass you in traffic in their black or silver pickup trucks. Good people are not Raiders fans. Panel Three Blue continues laying out the stakes. Blue: Raiders gear, stickers, and flags are, in fact, red flags. They will call you a slur. And that is only the Las Vegas fans. Panel Four Blue finishes her point. Blue: If you encounter someone who has been a Raiders fan since they were back in Oakland, you know that person has done some dark shit in their past. You don’t need that toxicity in your life.

Blue has some advice about avoiding Raiders fans in today's #RGBots update: www.rgbots.com/comic/easy-l...

It's not slander if it's true.

#comic #webcomic #robot #cartoon #football #sports

Kash Money Transcript This is a transcript of the March 26th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green approaches with an exciting discovery as he is holding his phone. Green: Holy shit, guys! I just got an email from the director of the FBI. And he is offering me money! Panel Two Green takes the slings and arrows of his non-believing friends. Red: Bullshit. Blue: It was spam, Green. Green: Oh yeah, read this! Panel Three Green’s phone has the email. Email: “This is Mr Kash Patel the new Director of Federal Bureau Of Investigation (FBI) . I found out that the delivery Agent that was supposed to deliver your fund to you did not do so and the fund is here in the FBI custody which is the reason why I am contacting you. I’m a very honest man and I do not lie, as I speak to you now, your fund is here in my custody so I want you to resend your information and I will get your fund delivered to your doorstep without any Daley. kindly message me back at kashpatel0023@gmail.com” Panel Four Red and Blue are shocked but buying in. Red: Well, shit… Blue: It certainly reads as dumb as fuck. This might be the real deal. Green: Told you!

In today's #RGBots, noted FBI frat boy Kash Patel reaches out to Green about some misplaced funds.

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#comic #webcomic #robots #cartoon #FBI

Jim’ll Break It Transcript This is a transcript of the March 24th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green walks up to Blue. Blue: Oh hey, Green. How was that Jimmy Savile docuseries? Panel Two Green his doubled over in shock. Green: Oh my god. Panel Three Green has his face in his hands. Green: Fuck. Oh my god. Panel Four Green still has his face in his hands. Green: FUCK!

On today's #RGBots, Green loses all faith in humanity.

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#comic #webcomic #robots #JimmySavile

Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green tries to rally Red and Blue to make a comic. Green: Alright, gang. Time to make today’s comic. Red: But it’s Friday. We’ve been updating on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Panel Two Blue weighs in with a further scheduling inconsistency. Blue: Yeah, and we updated on Monday earlier this week. What’s going on? Why is our schedule so different this week? Panel Three Green stands there, alarmed by the backtalk. Panel Four Green answers. Green: Because fuck you, that’s why.

In today's #RGBots, Green shows why he is the project manager.

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Unwelcome Advice Transcript This is a transcript of the March 9th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters the scene, his head having had the top half violently torn away. Green: Guys… I fucked up today. Is it bad? It feels bad. Panel Two Blue and Red are alarmed at Green’s condition. Red: Bruh, you’re missing the top of your fucking head. Blue: What happened? Panel Three Green is having trouble remembering due to the brain trauma. Green: My memory is a little fuzzy. Panel Four Green relays what he can. Green: The last thing I remember was telling some community college creative writing students not to use self-insert characters. Everything went black after that.

In today's #RGBots Green tried to advise the wrong people - community college creative writing students.

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#webcomic #comic #robot #cartoon #writing

Outreach Transcript This is a transcript of the March 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is conducting outreach on behalf of robots and introducing herself. Blue: Hello, I am currently doing outreach to certain pockets of the human population to better bridge the gap of robot and human fellowship. Panel Two Blue decides on her question. Blue: My first question is directed to drivers who own Teslas. Panel Three Blue reaches out. Blue: What are you so dogshit at driving? Panel Four Blue awaits a response. Blue: Please drop a comment and let me know!

In today's #RGBots, Blue has an important question for #Tesla drivers for the sake of human-robot outreach.

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#comic #webcomic #robot #cartoon

Shit Gets Real Transcript This is a transcript of the March 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is playing a video game. He is recalling an incident from early in the day. Green: Someone forgot to flush the toilet in the restroom today. Panel Two Green considers what he saw. It was not pleasant. Green: It looked like a stew pot with two big, chunky carrots in it. Cartoonishly large and bright orange. Panel Three Green returns his focus to his game. Panel Four Green suddenly grows somber. Green: I hope they see a doctor.

In today's #RGBots, Green really hopes someone takes care of themself. It was a pretty grim moment.

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#robot #cartoon #comic #webcomic #poop

What’s Trending: Sticking One’s Neck Out Transcript This is a transcript of the March 1st, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is checking his phone and gets an update about Charlie Kirk, straight from hell. Green: Did you hear that the Department of Education added a Charlie Kirk banner display? Panel Two Blue weighs in. Blue: To be fair, he is a good teacher if you are looking to learn how to get shot in the neck.

In today's #RGBots, Green and Blue consider the legacy of Charlie Kirk and his banner at the Department of Education.

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#comic #cartoon #robots

Malawareness Transcript This is a transcript of the February 20th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red and Green and discussing dating. Green: I went on a date with a cute tablet last night. Red: That sounds nice. Panel Two Green leans in, emphasizing the implication of his phrasing. Green: We even “interfaced” if you get my meaning. Red: You went port-to-port? Green: Hell yeah. Panel Three Green seems a bit worried. Green: But I think they might have had a irus. Red: Should have had protection dude. Panel Four Green is embarrassed. Green: I know, I’ve been getting pop-ups.

Today's #RGBots update has an important lesson regarding sexual health.

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Antagony Transcript This is a transcript of the February 17th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is going to rant for a bit. Sorry. Blue: Being on the internet, year after year, reveals to me that media literacy is dead. Panel Two Blue mean mugs the camera. Blue: Maybe this is a controversial take, but I believe we need some sort of exam that people take before they are allowed to post any opinions about shows, books, or movies. Panel Three Blue ponders, recalling an experience she had. Blue: I have seen suggestions that antagonistic characters should be removed from shows. Like people are allergic to conflict, which is a necessary pillar of storytelling. Panel Four Blue speaks her truth. Blue: If you don’t understand the point of an antagonist you should probably not be allowed to have an opinion about storytelling.

In today's #RGBots, Blue points out that if you have less of a spine than a fictional character regarding antagonists, that maybe you should sit down before having opinions about storytelling.

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#comic #webcomic #robots #cartoon #media

I am the Walrus Transcript This is a transcript of the February 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green enters confidently and with excitement. He has an invitation! Green: WHO WILL JOIN ME ON MY MAGICAL MYSTERY TOUR? Panel Two Blue and Red consider. Blue: Hmmm. No. Red: Sure. Why not? Panel Three A black void with the text “LATER” appears. A transition. Panel Four Red relays the day’s excitement. Red: So he drove us around the warehouse district in a golf cart while we were both on LSD. It was actually pretty fun. Blue: Damn.

In today's #RGBots, Green has a delightful day planned for those brave enough to join him!

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#comic #webcomic #robots #LSD #TheBeatles

Road Worked Transcript This is a transcript of the February 10th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Blue are having a conversation. Green: I thought about you today. Blue: Oh? That’s nice. Panel Two Blue is skeptical. Blue: What caused that to happen? Green: I was driving home from work. Panel Three Green continues to explain his point. Green: But there was construction along the road. I saw a sign that caught my attention. Panel Four Green finishes his point. Green: It read “Open Trench.”

Green really knows how to remind the people he loves how important to him they are in today's #RGBots: www.rgbots.com/comic/road-w...

#robots #comic #webcomic #insult

ICE vs. Cow Transcript This is a transcript of the February 5th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is outlining some important ideas. Red: You can treat ICE agents as less than human because they have no souls. Panel Two Red doubles down. Red: You can deny them bathrooms and food at your businesses. Panel Three Red continues to build on this point. Red: They’re less than livestock. Panel Four Red has a smug expression, confident in his speaking a truth. Red: At least a cow provides value through food and milk.

Today's #RGBots features Red explaining exactly how he feels about ICE agents.

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Oh, and always and forever - Fuck Ice.

#comic #webcomic #robot #ICE

The Coming Storm Transcript This is a transcript of the January 30th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is out for a stroll, talking to himself. Green: You know…. I think I am going to start a podcast. I feel my views are not really represented out there on the internet. Panel Two Green continues strolling. Panel Three Green pauses, thinking. Panel Four Green finds another reason why he needs to start a podcast. Green: Plus, I am the funniest guy I know.

In today's #RGBots, Green has a really unique idea for platforming himself on the internet. Talk about brave, innovative, and necessary for our times.

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#robot #podcasting #internet #cartoon #comic #webcomic

Ever So Helpful Transcript This is a transcript of the January 22nd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is updating Red regarding his most recent career move. Green: OpenAI has contracted me to help fulfill the massive ChatGPT demand from users. Red: That sounds like a bad idea. Panel Two Green deflects Red’s comment as he gets an urgent message. Green: Shut up, it’s fine. Here comes a user query now. Panel Three Green reads the user prompt from ChatGPT. Green: Who was in the cabinet during the administration of President Abraham Lincoln? Panel Four Green responds to the query. Green: I don’t know, asshole. Google it.

Green is now a contractor for OpenAi's ChatGPT in today's #RGBots update. It's going well.

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#webcomic #robot #ChatGPT #indieComic

Slave to Comedy Transcript This is a transcript of the January 20th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is apologizing to the audience for a lack of joke today. Green: Sorry folks, no joke today. Panel Two Green waits for the audience to leave. Panel Three Green is confused, trying to understand why people are still reading the comic today. Panel Four Green blows up at the reader, confused and annoyed. Green: Why the hell are you mad? You’re the ones treating me like some kind of joke-robot.

New #RGBots where Green deals with your frequent demands and expectations and just asks for a reprieve.

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#comic #webcomic #robots

What’s Trending: Beast Mode Transcript This is a transcript of the January 16th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue is reading the news on a smartphone. Blue: “Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created. Also: Why apostle Dieter Uchtdorf is so popular; Dallin Oaks hopes for lower marriage ages; Temple Square mission to end.” Panel Two Blue continues to read the news… or does she? What even is reality anymore. No, this is not merely a simple transcript – this is me violating the boundary between relaying information as written and invoking something more fantastical. Transcription has driven me mad. You, reading this. Do you feel it? Blue: “Future editions of The Beast Games to include an event involving nets, a priest, and a grade-school locker room.”

Today's #RGBots covers some news. What do MrBeast and the LDS church have in common?

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#webcomic #comic #robot #mormon #MrBeast #YouTube

Green Finds a Magnet Transcript This is a transcript of the January 15th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is excited about something, his arms raised in the air. Green: Oh shit, is that one of those junkyard magnets from the cartoons up there? Panel Two Green is being lifted up by the magnet. Panel Three The magnet continues to lift Green out of frame. Panel Four The frame is empty.

So I did it again.

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#RGBots #webcomic #comic #cartoon #robot

Green Walks Into An Open Manhole Transcript This is a transcript of the January 13th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Green is walking across the frame. Panel Two Green continues walking across the frame. Panel Three Green seems to sink below the frame, flailing his arms. Green: FUCK! Panel Four The frame is empty.

I might be able to retire after this comic.

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#rgbots #comic #webcomic #robot

Monkeying Around Transcript This is a transcript of the January 8th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red updates us on what has been going on. Red: Green just got that new Donkey Kong game and is being a real shit about it. When he’s not playing it, he’s pretending he’s Donkey Kong. Panel Two Red looks apprehensive about the situation. Red: He keeps running around, grunting, and punching walls. I’ve been finding bananas everywhere. Panel Three Red seems a bit relieved. Red: At least he is out of his Call of Duty phrase. That was a scary time. Panel Four Red does not appear to want to think back on that time. Red: I once saw him try to start the microwave by unloading a full clip at it.

Red is a bit annoyed at Green's latest gaming obsession today: www.rgbots.com/comic/monkey...

#RGBots #webcomic #comic #robot #donkeyKong

Budget Medical Transcript This is a transcript of the January 6th, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is discussing his insurance woes with Blue. Red: I hate that my insurance premiums went up. This is so damn awful for everyone. Blue: You still have insurance? In this economy? Panel Two Red continues, but is caught off guard by Blue’s question. Red: I don’t know for how much longer, but yes. Wait, what do you do? Pay out of pocket for everything? Panel Three Blue reveals her method. Red is confused. Blue: I use Dollar Tree. Panel Four Blue details her medical care and insurance alternative. Blue: If something pops out, I glue it back in. If something splits, I tape it together. Glue and tape are cheap at the Dollar Tree.

In today's #RGBots comic, Blue discusses a budget-conscious health care and insurance alternative.

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#webcomic #comic #robots #insurance

What’s Trending: War Pig Transcript This is a transcript of the January 3rd, 2026, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is checking the news on Green’s smartphone. Red: Let’s just see what is going on in world news today. Oh. Oh, fuck. Panel Two Green looks at the phone. Green: We’re just snatching up sitting heads of state now? Red: Sounds like we got a new Epstein files dump coming.

The robots read the same news as you, folks.

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#RGBots #comic #webcomic #robots #USPol #Maduro

RGBots Updates: December 2025 - hpkomics.com Namesearching, dead mommas, and rage about sci-fi shows. All that are more in this RGBots recap for December 2025!

All of last month's RGBots comics in one place with additional commentary: hpkomics.com/2026/01/rgbo...

#webcomic #comic #RGBots

A Pluribus of Dunces Transcript This is a transcript of the December 31st, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green sits at this desk. Green: The jokes about Pluribus being a slow show are very funny. It really takes the piss out of those people with limited attention spans. Obviously these are all jokes. Panel Two Green gets an update from someone off screen. Green: Wait, someone is just updating me… Wait. Seriously? Panel Three Green is now mad. Green: Wait, you’re yelling me people actually believe it is a slow show? Morons like that actually exist. In my America? Panel Four Green can’t believe this bullshit. Green: Do they stomp and piss their pants when their microwave chimichanga takes too long to cook?!

In today's #RGBots we go out of the year like we entered it... bitching about people being wrong about television shows.

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#comic #webcomic #pluribus #robot

Speak Jackass Transcript This is a transcript of the December 23rd, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green and Blue are having a friendly conversation and Green regales Blue with a story about being followed around a grocery store. Green: Haha, oh, man, so… the guy kept following me around the store right? Meanwhile I am just like, “dude, I just want my Captain Crunch.” Haha. Panel Two Blue stares passively and Green continues. Green: So I am him what’s up, right, and haha, he’s like “did you go to Riverside High?” Panel Three Green continues the story. Green: So, haha, I am like, “yeah, class of ’05” and it turned out we had the same homeroom. Haha. So, anyway…” Panel Four Blue’s inner thoughts revealed. Caption: Meanwhile, in Blue’s brain: Blue: Should I tell him he sounds like a fucking donkey?

In today's #RGBots, Blue considers how to approach something in conversation.

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#comic #webcomic #robots

Who do those jokes hurt the most? Transcript This is a transcript of the December 18th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red, Green, and Blue are having a discussion about Jon Del Arroz and comics criticism. Blue: Jon Del Arroz’s takes on comics shows that he lacks all media literacy. Green: Is that the guy who beat his wife? Panel Two Blue is annoyed at the predictable discussion point. Blue: Sigh, yes. Red: Wow, the dude sounds like a huge piece of shit. Blue: Yes, but- Panel Three Green exclaims, but Blue gets annoyed. Green: I hope every single Reddit post about his dumb takes mentions that! Blue: CAN WE FUCKING STOP?! Panel Four Blue’s rage is so unbounded the entire text box fills the panel. Blue: Can we not make the battery of women a punchline and just point out that he is a fucking moron? That should be enough. FUCK.

TBH Blue's crashout in today's #RGBots is completely fair, we shouldn't need to turn domestic violence into a joke.

Jon Del Arroz's existence is a joke enough as it is.

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#comics #JonDelArroz #robots #webcomic #grifters

Steel Reserved Transcript This is a transcript of the December 16th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Green has his face buried into his claws, agonized over the cost of business. Red is observing. Green: These tariffs are killing me. I import 50 tons of steel every month. Do you know what the tax-rate on that is? Panel Two Red asks a question. A point of contention. Red: Why? Green (off-screen): Why what? Red: Why are you importing 50 tons of steel every month? Panel Three Green stares at Red, not believing what he just heard. Panel Four Green explains that Red said something stupid. Green: Because I don’t have the facility to manufacture it myself? What sort of dumb fucking question was that?

In today's #RGBots, Green has to pause a moment from discussing #tariffs to deal with Red's incredibly stupid question.

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#robots #comic #webcomic #economy

You Just Activated My Trap Car Transcript This is a transcript of the December 11th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Blue wants to relay some sage advice. Blue: I realize as I get older there are some signs you put together pretty naturally. Panel Two Blue lays out an observation. Blue: For example, have you noticed that drivers with NRA bumper stickers are absolutely shitty drivers? Panel Three Blue queries the reader. Blue: What are you gonna do? Call them out on it? Panel Four Blue arrives at her point, thinking carefully on it. Blue: That, my friends, is a trap.

In today's #RGBots Blue lays out the reason for why #NRA members are such fuckasses on the road.

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#comic #webcomic #robots

Kick ASCII Transcript This is a transcript of the December 9th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One Red is feeling nostalgic about the old days. Red: I haven’t commented on an online discussion since 1998. Panel Two Red continues reminiscing about the early days of the internet. Red: My first impulse when I see a shitty opinion is to threaten to come through the screen and drop kick them in the throat. Panel Three Camera pulls back, Red things about what he lost over the years. Red: Pretty soon after, into 1999, I noticed that a lot of websites updated their Terms of Service agreements to include anti-drop kicking language. Panel Four Red glances up, thinking about time and his place in it. Red: In any case, commenting on other people’s stupid posts just isn’t as fun anymore if I can’t threaten to drop kick them in their stupid faces. The internet has really changed.

Today's #RGBots talks about the internet of old.

You know the kind we mean.

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#robots #internet #comic

Reader Question: Frog Chat Transcript This is a transcript of the December 4th, 2025, RGBots comic. Panel One A black void has white text, a reader question. Text: AllyBear asks: What’s your opinion on giant frogs? Panel Two Blue stares at the screen, thinking about the situation. Blue: I don’t really think about frogs in general unless I see them. Much less giant ones. Panel Three Blue comes to a grim realization, and it is uncomfortable. Blue: But then I remember that frogs have cloacas. And now I am picturing a giant frog’s 3-foot wide cloaca. And now I am considering the stench of a 3-foot wide cloaca. Panel Four Blue stands, shaken. Blue: All because of your question. Why are you like this?

Another reader question for this week's #RGBots update, and, well... I don't fucking know. I just follow my brain. I am more of a passenger in these things than a pilot.

Let's talk frog cloacas.

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#comic #webcomic #indieComic #robots #frogs