Already 2 portions in there. 😂

It’s a ‘mare.

a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with the words " not again " above her Alt: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland with the words " not again " above her

Sometimes my determination to not waste food becomes the boulder I push up hill à la Sisyphus. Day 4 of a cauliflower curry and I’m eyeing the bin…

A froth of sweet cicely - tiny individual flowers make up a flat flower rhead.

The white bells of three cornered leeks

Wild garlic flowers - spiky white stars.

The clover like flowers of garlic/ hedge mustard - 4 petalled flowers around a central lime green stamen.

White spring.

He blinked. Good.

Absolutely correct.

Bodies at the very least.

Not even slightly.

a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face . Alt: a man is laying on a couch wearing a blue shirt and making a funny face . He says nope

Not a politician. Nor a civil servant. But if you’d asked me “shall we appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador?”

Re Rhubarb

If anyone is passing near here (Bedlington Northumberland) over the next few months, just say, because you are welcome to whatever is there. I've always got tons more than I ever need.

Three men stand outside the Queen of Greens veg bus with cameras & microphones.

Channel 4 News crew filming our @alchemickitchen.bsky.social Queen of Greens. Broadcasting tomorrow 7pm show. @feedingliverpool.org

a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich with the words life on mars on the bottom right Alt: Sheldon is breathing into a paper bag to quell panic.

Did the maths. *rocks in corner*

Online cooking classes — Wil Reidie

My priority for people taking my online, 1-to-1 cooking classes is for you to learn what you want and have a lot of fun along the way. If you want to learn how to cook with more freedom and confidence I'd love to hear from you!! www.wilreidie.com/cooking-clas...

Appropriate you say that because near that tree is where I have found fairy rings.

Thick sycamore tree trunk has a tiny door shaped hole at the base.

Not noticed before, this tree has a door to another world.

One of the big coats came back out!

Bluebells in bloom under the beech trees in the wood.

Tad fresh out this morning in the woods. Bluebells tho 💙

Everything Will Swallow You, with an owl bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a Green Man bookmark.

Everything Will Swallow You, with a chicken bookmark.

THREAD. Today I'm giving away 3 signed hardbacks of my latest book, each with fab linoprint bookmarks, made by my mum Jo.

Repost & reply to enter.

You might like it if you like:
Folkloric creatures
Old records
Intricate psychedelic stories
The idea of circular time

All shares much-appreciated.

May he go well. He sounds fabulous. X

These were still full price!

Dying pansies

Wilted violas

Supermarkets shouldn’t be allowed to sell plants. Looking at you #Sainsburys

Tuxedo cat very comfy thanks nestled into clean bedding.

Still “helping”. Managed to change sheets, pillows & duvet but not make the bed.

Dark pink petalled African daisy with amber centre.

Do love a slightly out of focus daisy.

Half made bed with white sheets & pillows. Two cats are making themselves comfortable.

Trying to change bedding. They are “helping”. #Cats

Ugh

A paella pan is being used to cook a curry using cauliflower, squash, swede, onions, chickpeas in a coconut tomato sauce.

Alison from Fig and the Wild batch cooking up the bhajis

Some of our carrot & parsnip bhajis with sweet chilli sauce.

Visitors to Sub-Rosa chatting & making flatbreads.

We disco-ed & made carrot & parsnip bhajis, Cinderella curry & flatbreads. Thank you to Sub-Rosa in the Baltic for hosting us, Clare Blair for excellent disco tuneage, Alison from Fig & the Wild for being chief cook, and our little army of helpers who cooked @alchemickitchen.bsky.social #DiscoChop

LOVE a dessert trolley.

Interested to know where they source their “clean” salmon from. If it’s farmed, it’s definitely not.

Newspaper column with a central photo of a sugar dusted sweet tart.

Medieval tart that brings lemon, breadcrumbs, sultanas, nuts & spices into a crisp pastry case. Reminiscent of the glory that is a treacle tart, @rachelaliceroddy.bsky.social delivers.

It really is.