Can’t stop the boom boom. #tiremeter

Zizek spittin facts

> EU imported record quantities of russian LNG this year

this is 100% price's reaction to ghoap

#cod #ghostsoap #ghoap

One day, like a miracle. ☕️

#RESIST 🇺🇸

A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."

6 panel comic P1: A big ol' Notzilla is blasting an energy beam from their mouth, leaving ringed shockwaves in its glowy blue wake. City buildings are in the foreground. Everything is on fire. P2: We cut to Notzila's gigantic right foot, looking down at it from a high angle. An tiny and very angry human citizen --surrounded by flames-- walks up to the foot, wagging an accusatory finger as he shouts "HEY!" P£: Low angle, as we get a citizen's-eye view of Notzilla, who stops blasting, steam trailing from their now closed mouth. They look embarrassed, as they point at themselves with a tiny right arm, in a "me?" gesture. The angry citizen, silhouetted and ant-like in the foreground yells in answer, "YEAH! I'm talkin' to YOU!" P4: Close up of the human, with a peeved look on their face, hands in fists on his hips. Fire rages in the background. P5: The same POV --and almost the same image-- except now the human closes their eyes as they give an impressed thumbs up. P6: Notzilla, delighted, blushes as they return a thumbs up of their own.

It hurts

F it. Let’s bring back the war on Christmas while we’re at it.