Exactly
Could be something the dog stole from a neighbour then rolled in

Deep fried

I eat the fish bit first, and often take the steak home for #2amclub snacks 😋
Or Hattie

Derek And Clive - The Worst Job YouTube video by Mark

youtu.be/SentQjMIioY?...

A vole in a mole

But if it's covered in "sauce" who can tell

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Lpts of swords so I approve

Excellent selection guvnor
I fucking screamed and dropped my toast* when I saw that the first time

Ffs
I'm watching the sting

Mmmmm
Robert Bedfordshire bum in a suit.
Phwoar

*butter side down

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No salmon hat?

Smooth, but criminal

I've worked a few festivals with the sound guys but sod paying to sit in a field and poo in a turdis

No clamping back then, I'd sleep in or on the vans. Excellent stargazing

#420

Brexit pirates passed out on the floor

#2amclub
#Chooons

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Ben.
The two of us need look no more

I saw a biopic on the early years of salt n peppa

Apparently the van they used for gigs was a wreck, kept breaking down

But they learnt to push it real good

Yes as jokes go, it's not big or clever but you've got to admit, you can't BEAT IT ...

.

Just let me be, I'm happy 🤭

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Luckily, we had a separate loo, plus there were aunties and friends all around us, so I have no issues about using others bathrooms

I often sneak a bath at parties if I feel like a soak
😆 🤣

#confessToCyn
Who hasn't done that?

Johnny
How did you get the handle
Speedcuffs?

Yeah
Fkin amateurs
😆

I can confirm that
I went into town on ede and I love weekdays when everyone is toiling away and I'm pootling about a gallery with snacks, or on museum row

The parks are pretty good fun but tbh
I used to spend all my time on my little sail boat - or off racing
Rowing is popular too

Because your glorious intelligent leader loves you all equally

Some he loves more vigorously.
Some he loves to death!!

Walk of smugness is more the #wulferhampton way

And stop for a croissant on the way
😆
Walk of shame is not necessary

It's spelt
Annual in the UK 🇬🇧

Beano or Jackie was very popular
As was batman

If you like "one up the bum, no harm done" as my dad would say.

That's your own business
😆

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One of my brothers had his own developing equipment as photography and film was a real art in those days
That was fun but stinky as he used the bathroom as a dark room
Ffs

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Kiln at the school, plus the studios is a tool lovers wet dream

I think it was seeing the early desks and the sfx lads playing about with lasers that set me off.

I like working with wood but electronics and metal are waaaay more fun

Evening Mathew

I agree

I nearly froze to death about 11 pm last night (missed late bus) getting a cab took 20 minutes as dog and I doing a bit of stargazing and walk down the village

My ankle started really hurting after an hour or so

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I like busses
At least you have professional drivers

The state of most people heading into the westend
😆 🤣 You spot the locals
Easily

Yes
Big investments on transport was needed

Did you win
"Subversive of the month" last time?

I'm invading the Glorious Soviet to create a Glorious Soviet. As a Soviet they will never suspect me crossing the border & with the revolutionary aims being entirely the same as the current regime the revolutionary workload is low, making it the perfect invasion.

Sigh

I'm in awe of you moley

Pietato 😂