Beryl

Did you have a nice weekend?
Any #recipes or scandals you want to
#confessToCyn

Why try

#confessToCyn is giving everyone the weekend off being good.

Unless you want to

Mangare

Morning posh lad

Anything to #confessToCyn x

The #Bretwalda takes #confessToCyn very seriously

Sadly, he's not in the confession box so now we can laugh and point fingers at you

a dog is laying on its back on a table being examined by a doctor ALT: a dog is laying on its back on a table being examined by a doctor

I know
We might have to appoint a
#bishopPickle as #spuddibaby is in charge

It's becoming as much as one addled cardinal can manage

#cheese
#chooooons
#fuckingswearing and

#confessToCyn

Expect an appointment at
#Easter
@frmo.bsky.social
Will probably vet them

Me top

In the interests of
#confessToCyn
Silliness

I often give hatties ears a little rub with bacon fat or butter when she's going to meet other dogs

I call it
Doggy perfume
😆 🤣

Interesting timing

Next week's
#confessToCyn is all about
#sausages

Favourite type
Is the round #sausage an abomination
#square sausages or
#toulouse style

Links or not

#recipes for #spring
@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Will you wish to judge the entrants next weekend??

#2amclub
#fuckofffriday

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Fuck off guvnor- you got a new lathe
What did we, in the church of #spuddism get??

To #Friday

HuzzaHuzzah
To #wulferhampton wanderers

Not all who wander are lost

Except for you!
😆 🤣

#confessToCyn is open x

@bankofmercia.bsky.social
@wulfhelm.bsky.social

On this day

#confessToCyn
Got it's first #angelBacker

You're such a lion amongst men sir!

Only a sir? Surely a better title cannot be far behind*

Huzzah Huzzah

* or payment late...

Fetch the carts ladies

#fun Money!

O

What has been bothering you?

#confessToCyn
Is it the state of the fruitcake lately?

a statue of a t-rex with its mouth open and the words yep ! ALT: a statue of a t-rex with its mouth open and the words yep !

Hmmmmm

#confessToCyn

Would you be a herbivore
Or a raptor?

Decisions
Decisions
@leeroystarr.bsky.social

I see you as a flamboyant sort of apex predator

#Thursday
#choons

Dearest beloved

We are gathered here today
To
#confessToCyn

@tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social

I'm coming to you

For suggestion two

Will poo it be?
#anagrams
#confessToCyn
#Thursday

As is traditional

I will be hearing confession on #ThursdayThinking

#confessToCyn

You know you want to...

#fuckofffriday in under 16 hours
Topics

Morning spuddibaby

And #fuckofffriday greetings

#confessToCyn before the weekend will be directly after
A. I give a shit

B. Bretwalda declares #fuckofffriday open

C. Coffee

Bacon sarnies it is then!

Pay attention

You can be told to fuck off on any say, but we like a group moan and swear up xx

Today's #confessToCyn will be

What's the single most painful thing you've done?
@theselectfyrd.bsky.social
Was it broken ribs?

That's fkin epic

I declare this best
"Dummass" move so far today

International challenge

Tell us
#confessToCyn

What's your silliest
Doh! Moment?

Do #confessToCyn

#wulferhampton

Your spudliness needs extra love and laughs today!

What can you, as his devoted congregation contribute to the cause?

Only funny or profound posts till lunchtime please

Or else!
#confessToCyn and extra #choirpractice will be scheduled 📅

#confessToCyn is an assured and discrete service

No point arguing over it.

What she doesn't know etc.

Take a couple of extra stiff drinks and say 2 Hail #cheeses

Bonjour
En France, cest
Jeudi

It's like jedi, but you use a baguette instead of a light sabre

#follow me for #confesstocyn and stupid inappropriate memes

Morning toots

Anything exciting to report from the sunny shores?
Any #choooooons you're dropping?

Any #confessToCyn
Moments?

Some cake news and I have opened evening
#confessToCyn
Thread

Now, are those sexy young #strumpets still after your good loving?

Shameless

Oh modig!

#confessToCyn

I'm fkin shattered
Woke up about midnight after inhaling a rack of ribs with dog

Definitely knackered and hope I can sleep again
#2amclub

Thanks, I got the hashtag wrong it was #confesstoCyn

I have not been well enough to get up to much recently. Do ou do gardening tips as well? The bad weather hasn't hit us yet.

I'm a morning girl myself
I would point out to the man that if he wanted out of bed he had to get past me first.
Ditto bathroom
Or kitchen

Also, why wait till after work, tired stressed and grubby

#sexinthemorning.

Alright for you married types
Got it on demand
#confesstoCyn is open

Morning goodwife

Anything to
#confessToCyn this morning

I hope 😆

Morning Liz

Anything to report or #confessToCyn today xx