Bollock sir mick

I was just thinking similar

#spuddism loves to see the truly demented getting the attention they so obviously need

Well
Your department
I merely take
"Tributes"

Gems
Hats
Gold
Booze
Lovely lunches
Etcetera

#spuddism
#art

#spuddism

Don't persuade
Them

Stroll around naked for an hour, sigh a lot.

Say how marvellous your life is, but

It can always be improved by* a hot pudding

#spuddism

Practical advice in a modern world

You're welcome 😊 🙏

* asking for sex often has the same effect
😆

a man in a kilt and a woman in a white dress are dancing on a stage in front of a crowd . ALT: a man in a kilt and a woman in a white dress are dancing on a stage in front of a crowd .

Oh yeah
It's about having a moral compass and not being a nasty asshole mostly.

Same as #spuddism

Probably the swords was just the Scottish stuff for weddings funerals etc
And robes and big mad dresses for choir and singing

None of that burn the witch nonsense in #spuddism

Break out the #caaaaaaaaaaske and axes

#defenestration

Too good for the Russian backed reform bastards?

You decide! I have no strong opinions about politics I think you'll find

All sweetness and light over here
#spuddism

a baby wearing a leprechaun hat is sitting on a green couch . ALT: a baby wearing a leprechaun hat is sitting on a green couch .

That's one of the saddest things I can imagine 😢

Group hug for our
#popetato

Good peelings and joy to everyone who has
#fostered
#adopted or #mentored a child

You are the epitome of #spuddism

Were you supposed to be looking for him?

Blimey
That'll set the right wing nuts off

Good luck
😆 🤣
#spuddism

Was tasty
#spuddism
But did butter, dill & honey #carrots in honey
#bee's

Praise them indeed 🙌
@rootvegserf.bsky.social

Morning spuddibaby
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
I must admit to a bit of
#toolEnvy
Re: new lathe

Sooooooo

I decided to go looking for some new wheels

Eh!
#ulezFriendly
Next #farageRiot
Or
#MarchForPeace.

Bingo bango,

#spuddism on tour

Served with the #popetato blessing

#spuddism
It's where it's at
Morning spuddibaby @thomasashman64.bsky.social

The ideal husband

Tall enough to reach shelves too!

Bravo
The church of #spuddism Approves of happiness
Especially in marriage

Kittens

This kitty is a ray of sunshine
A place to talk
Full of positivity 😇

We're all wishing you a quick recovery and a glorious summer with us in #wulferhampton

#weSupportEachOther

And you!
#etcetera

#spuddism is there for you xx

Very well said.
Which is why we promote tolerance and #spuddism

Except when we take the piss out of intellectual posters

We're keen on random memes, and pets

Note how he says something contentious then turns off comments

#spuddism loves a debate & is accepting of every world view.
And planet view

I'd like to know what aliens think about it
😆 🤣

Is it wind up o'clock yet #popetato
@thomasashman64.bsky.social

Super duper

I feel that #spuddism is ready for the desperate serfs who will be questioning the political situation in the middle ages

Or will get pissef &
#shitpost

It's a little known fact that
Elton Hubbard sent psychic messages to his followers
Try
#spuddism

Stay in bed as long as you like!

Jolly good advice

I'll just get coffee while you explain the problem

#mansplaining
#politics
#equality
#cheese
#spuddism

Morning blessings spuddibaby

As #popetato you know we don't judge here in the church of #spuddism

Except of course
#cakes etcetera

Obviously
We critique and punish those who displease us, bit I don't think @wulfhelm.bsky.social Approves of trials, due process or silly laws.

#Bretwalda

I AM THE ALPHA & OMEGA

If there is a project being managed, I'm the one with the reasonable requests, big cheques and a boot that goes up any peasants arse who does not complete their tasks in a timely,efficient manner.

Bless you child for
##mansplaining

#spuddism

That's the handbag tools dear.

I'm very in to heavy plant, I guess because plants and stuff is heavy
😆 🤣

Anyway,
Since it's #2amclub
I can bless you with #chooooons or cuss out any scurvy fuckwits who mess with the #wulfies

C'mon!
Who'd you need telling to FUCK OFF?

#SPUDDISM

Hence

#spuddism

#spuddism
Useful isn't it!

Yaaaaaay
I would like to find a supplier of toulouse sausage as it is the perfect weather for
#sausage with a lovely #spuddism
Hot potato salad with green beans.

Oooh la la

Any brands or suppliers recommended?

#2amclub
#fuckofffriday

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Fuck off guvnor- you got a new lathe
What did we, in the church of #spuddism get??

To #Friday

HuzzaHuzzah
To #wulferhampton wanderers

Not all who wander are lost

Except for you!
😆 🤣

#confessToCyn is open x

I encourage the wearing of hats

#spuddism

😆

That's a bit close to the mark

Almost touching cloth

#spuddism

#spuddism wisdom
Lol

Expect #poetry later
Xx

I think some of the lads go for a yomp or a cuppa occasionally

And there is the #fishMeasuring on a #friyay
With
@frmo.bsky.social

Who you shouldn't call a twat

#spuddism frowns* upon rudeness to the clergy

*