Were you supposed to be looking for him?

Blimey
That'll set the right wing nuts off

Good luck
😆 🤣
#spuddism

Was tasty
#spuddism
But did butter, dill & honey #carrots in honey
#bee's

Praise them indeed 🙌
@rootvegserf.bsky.social

Morning spuddibaby
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
I must admit to a bit of
#toolEnvy
Re: new lathe

Sooooooo

I decided to go looking for some new wheels

Eh!
#ulezFriendly
Next #farageRiot
Or
#MarchForPeace.

Bingo bango,

#spuddism on tour

Served with the #popetato blessing

#spuddism
It's where it's at
Morning spuddibaby @thomasashman64.bsky.social

The ideal husband

Tall enough to reach shelves too!

Bravo
The church of #spuddism Approves of happiness
Especially in marriage

Kittens

This kitty is a ray of sunshine
A place to talk
Full of positivity 😇

We're all wishing you a quick recovery and a glorious summer with us in #wulferhampton

#weSupportEachOther

And you!
#etcetera

#spuddism is there for you xx

Very well said.
Which is why we promote tolerance and #spuddism

Except when we take the piss out of intellectual posters

We're keen on random memes, and pets

Note how he says something contentious then turns off comments

#spuddism loves a debate & is accepting of every world view.
And planet view

I'd like to know what aliens think about it
😆 🤣

Is it wind up o'clock yet #popetato
@thomasashman64.bsky.social

Super duper

I feel that #spuddism is ready for the desperate serfs who will be questioning the political situation in the middle ages

Or will get pissef &
#shitpost

It's a little known fact that
Elton Hubbard sent psychic messages to his followers
Try
#spuddism

Stay in bed as long as you like!

Jolly good advice

I'll just get coffee while you explain the problem

#mansplaining
#politics
#equality
#cheese
#spuddism

Morning blessings spuddibaby

As #popetato you know we don't judge here in the church of #spuddism

Except of course
#cakes etcetera

Obviously
We critique and punish those who displease us, bit I don't think @wulfhelm.bsky.social Approves of trials, due process or silly laws.

#Bretwalda

I AM THE ALPHA & OMEGA

If there is a project being managed, I'm the one with the reasonable requests, big cheques and a boot that goes up any peasants arse who does not complete their tasks in a timely,efficient manner.

Bless you child for
##mansplaining

#spuddism

That's the handbag tools dear.

I'm very in to heavy plant, I guess because plants and stuff is heavy
😆 🤣

Anyway,
Since it's #2amclub
I can bless you with #chooooons or cuss out any scurvy fuckwits who mess with the #wulfies

C'mon!
Who'd you need telling to FUCK OFF?

#SPUDDISM

Hence

#spuddism

#spuddism
Useful isn't it!

Yaaaaaay
I would like to find a supplier of toulouse sausage as it is the perfect weather for
#sausage with a lovely #spuddism
Hot potato salad with green beans.

Oooh la la

Any brands or suppliers recommended?

#2amclub
#fuckofffriday

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Fuck off guvnor- you got a new lathe
What did we, in the church of #spuddism get??

To #Friday

HuzzaHuzzah
To #wulferhampton wanderers

Not all who wander are lost

Except for you!
😆 🤣

#confessToCyn is open x

I encourage the wearing of hats

#spuddism

😆

That's a bit close to the mark

Almost touching cloth

#spuddism

#spuddism wisdom
Lol

Expect #poetry later
Xx

I think some of the lads go for a yomp or a cuppa occasionally

And there is the #fishMeasuring on a #friyay
With
@frmo.bsky.social

Who you shouldn't call a twat

#spuddism frowns* upon rudeness to the clergy

*

Oh sir Thomas

You know don't gossip here in the #spuddism sanctuary

But I heard he likes it rough.

Rough and with knickers like a painters radio 📻

@johnnynicepainter.bsky.social

Master of the bee's

Do you have any information to impart to the outdoor types

#lambing season

Run, avoid falling in @thelatrines.bsky.social if you can

#spuddism

We don't judge
But we do execute if in a #war situation

@bankmercia.bsky.social
Can we afford a war this spring?

What colours should we go for on the horses??
Purple?
@meadhallwench.bsky.social

No but was discombobulated with his handy guitar so it worked out beautifully for all

#spuddism is a science

You're asking for a trip to @@dutytorturer.bsky.social when the #Bretwalda gets as far as breakfast

Good evening gilly

Can you confirm if the #potato growers of #nodge are happy with the soil?

#spuddism

You are hereby appointed as the official
#spuddism
#beewhisperer

And

By my own hand I write this

If there is no #honey for my tea

Verily
You will know my wrath

Arise

Bee keeper to the #Bretwalda's favourite cardinal

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Ratify?

You wanna play ball with the church

Or else...
#spuddism

😆

Bless you child
The church of #spuddism cares for all wayward sheep

Especially with roasty #potatoes & cauliflower cheese

#spuddism
#care in the community

#spuddism is for everyone to enjoy

I'm not keen on gnocchi myself

Afternoon @thomasashman64.bsky.social