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Morning
Again
#wulferhampton

What you won't do for your #Bretwalda

#2amclub is open

A very Happy Easter for one of the pod as Bretwalda from @phalanxgames.bsky.social gets added to the collection. #bretwalda #phalanxgames #boardgames #history #imhavingmyonepodcast

a nurse is sitting in a chair in a hospital and says `` i administer the meds '' . ALT: a nurse is sitting in a chair in a hospital and says `` i administer the meds '' .

I know

I fear for mme #Bretwalda sanity

Has anyone checked on her.

I imagine he's not the most patient of patients

Toilet paper for the upwardly mobile #Bretwalda

The #Bretwalda takes #confessToCyn very seriously

Sadly, he's not in the confession box so now we can laugh and point fingers at you

I think it's either #Bretwalda or me

I'm fkin ruthless but don't want the job,or pension,or police escort everywhere
To talk to fartage
30p Lee
Or any other."honourable" gentlemen

Hence, why I don't do politics

Yeah

Being popular didn't work out so well for Hitler

Or pol pot

Idi amin was a carnivorous cunt by all reports

How's your evening going
#Bretwalda

Morning blessings spuddibaby

As #popetato you know we don't judge here in the church of #spuddism

Except of course
#cakes etcetera

Obviously
We critique and punish those who displease us, bit I don't think @wulfhelm.bsky.social Approves of trials, due process or silly laws.

#Bretwalda

As relevant today, and as dangerous not to, as ever

Hail
Hail our #Bretwalda
For, verily, the sun shines out his butt.

Don't mention pearl harbour....

#diplomacy
#trump
#shitsthebed
Every
Fucking
Time
#BlueWave2024

Exactly
I'm sure the #Bretwalda has something exciting
Or pointy lined up in the near future

@wulfhelm.bsky.social

#philosophy Thursday
Again

#sausageFrenzy with the #Bretwalda next week

Huzzah

@dutytorturer.bsky.social uses it as partof the

#wulferhampton
#spabreak experience of medieval lives and medicinal jiggery pokery
#leeches
#cupping & the #Bretwalda favourite

#bloodletting

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Who's first to get the royal FUCK OFF today?

No but was discombobulated with his handy guitar so it worked out beautifully for all

#spuddism is a science

You're asking for a trip to @@dutytorturer.bsky.social when the #Bretwalda gets as far as breakfast

Better!
What pudding did the #Bretwalda get?

A brave man/woman/igor who cooks for a #Bretwalda

##beigeFoods

That's a sharing pudding

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Dueling spoons with the other half

Get one for Mrs #Bretwalda

@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Dear Mrs #Bretwalda

Isn't it about time you ripped the helm off and told everyone that

#women
#ruleTheWorld ?

Att. Please find today
#art
#photography from
Un Belgium 🇧🇪
#snapper

I feel it represents all that's good about the far right
#riveGauche
Salut ma cheri

Good peelings Valerie

It's why you're so popular in #wulferhampton

You're a sweet lady who cares about the natural world.

I imagine the #Bretwalda will wany to give you a title soon

Ahem
Soon!

It's Sunday

We all could eat a box of them

Good peelings to you #Bretwalda
#spuddibaby &ladies of the court

Backed the game - dropped out when there was no Solo mode announced - regret - game is released - grateful to find a fanmade Solo and someone willing to part with ther copy.
First Solo game today. Looking forward to it :)
#phalanxgames #bretwalda

A game of Bretwalda in progress

Cover art for the Bretwalda board game.

Just won a game of Bretwalda by Phalanx Games. Great game! Fast-paced and beautifully drawn, as promised. #boardgamesky #bretwalda

Ps

I nicked the unicorn from @Kate
😆

It's my #fof gift to you oh #Bretwalda

How is the ##beigeFoods today

#tribute to the church, and your #Bretwalda should be sent c/o

CARDINAL CYNICAL
#wulferhampton
#temporalAnomoly
By the dungeons

@dutytorturer.bsky.social
will frisk you before you enter the underground #spaDungeon.

#fightclub is on!

Tale as old as time

Song as old as rhyme
Beauty and the beastly #Bretwalda

That's why there's only one #Bretwalda

Traditional raids and sacking hamlets

GUARANTEED*

If I have to say no DMS from total strangers.
Ignore me
Don't follow
Don't make me do extra typing to tell you privately to fuck off

I have memes for that and a #Bretwalda to set on you!

Clan action!
Morning guv
@wulfhelm.bsky.social

a bunch of lettuce is sitting on a counter in a kitchen ALT: a bunch of lettuce is sitting on a counter in a kitchen

I had to try to slip a little
#lettuce action in for our dear #Bretwalda

Who is eating ##beigeFoods to appease Mrs Bretwalda

And #salad

BTW

Have you seen the Jamaican bobsled team this year
#Olympics

Solo game in progress. Halfdans army raids Dumnonia while Guthrums army faces off against Mercia in the final battle. … Rules part 1- How to win- at the final round/season all of the Kingdom capitols must still be in British control. Instant failure - at the end of any season if a Dane leader has more dalcs than the solo player you loose instantly. Setup - You will play as Mercia (blue). The setup is the same as multiplayer setup but don’t place neutral ealdormen or kings for the other kingdoms. After setup but before the first season draw one Dane lord and draw a Dane card for their placement. Place 1 ruler (from danelaw expansion), I Viking, and 1 Drakkar. Dane AI - each Danish leader has two new elements… brides and raid target. Remove the ‘no Danes arrive’ card from the Danes cards. Bribes defines what each Danish leader requires from the player in order for them to not raid during that autumn move. Bribes are usually coin, food, or dalcs. Raid target defines their decision making when deciding where to raid. Each summer a new Dane lord arrives (king/viking/drakkar)… placed randomly based on Dane raid cards. They also gain a free Dane Thegn each summer for each dalc they control. Each autumn the current Danes move/raid (if not bribed) using their target priority. Players may not use bribes to move neutral 7 its or units from other kingdoms. During the final year of the game all Danes switch their raid target to… capital > closer to nearest capital.

Rules part 2 When a Danish lord captures an area with a dalc they remove the dalc token from the board and place it on their leader card. Players leave captured dalcs on the map but move the dalc VP tracker up. If the player gives a Dane a controlled dalc as a bribe then the dalc is removed from the map and placed on the Danish leaders card. Dane movement - the Danish armies land as a group and always move as a group at the speed of the slowest unit. When defeated their drakkar is also removed. If the leader is killed early (with leadership card) all the other units in the army are removed. When a Danish leader is destroyed so are the dalcs they posses. Drakkar do not move but they allow armies to move to costal areas within the same sea zone. Leadership cards- players only earn leadership cards from fighting battles against Danes! … Danish leaders: For Dane leaders use leader cards from the danelaw expansion and the following miniatures…Danish king, queen, ealderman, and the 2 berserkers. These minis represent the unique Danish leaders and use the stats from their cards. Ivar Bribe = 2 dalcs Raid target = countryside > dalc > undefended > closer to capital > capital > city Halfdan Bribe = 9 coins Raid target = port > dalc > undefended > city Guthrum Bribe = 1 region with an abby Raid target = abby > dalc > countryside > closer to capital > capital Ubbe Bribe = 6 food Raid target = city > defended > granary > dalc > closer to capital > countryside Ragnar Bribe = 20 coins Raid target = dalc > capital > city > port > defended > undefended Overview - the Danes arrive each turn and raid across the kingdom. As they collect more dalcs (fame and wealth) their armies grow. Because one army starts on the board and another arrives each summer there should always be more Danes than you can easily deal with. You must pick your fights very carefully.

#Bretwalda
#Boardgames

I designed a new solo mode for Bretwalda that is themed around uniting the kingdoms to withstand and drive back the Danes. The rules are posted in the alt text of the images…

The solo mode that came with the game is just about racing around collecting victory points.

Learning game in progress. King Wiglaf of Mercia attempting to unite the country to drive out the Danes.

#Bretwalda
#TabletopGames

Bretwalda arrived. Checking out the solo rules for my first learning game. Love the look of the board and pieces… I wish the solo mode had cards for the Danes that made them more interesting. I may need to make my own cards for different Danish leaders…

Does anyone need any chiropractic work done.

The #Bretwalda has got space for a few select clients

Potatoes/turnips will be considered