Congrats to the crew of Artemis II, and extra-special congrats to the Nutella marketing team, for the easiest future campaign roadmap anyone has ever been handed on a silver platter in the history of capitalism

The Artemis Nutella moment makes me really want Nutella. But I'm horribly allergic to palm oil (like it makes my mouth blister levels of allergic).

If I'm ever asked to take a "Hail Mary" mission, death by Nutella might be my option.

Imagine being in Artemis II heading home and watching global thermonuclear war play out on Earth.

"Lads, how much oxygen and Nutella have we got left?"

is "crack spread" the technical term for Nutella or the technical term for... truffle butter?

Might mess around and get some maple cookies and some Nutella. You know, for science.

The Pedophile in charge of liberal bourgeois capitalisms biggest weapons system has threatens to erase a nation and some of yall are talking about Nutella and the moon an shit.

Thanks to NASA for launching a jar of Nutella into space. Hopefully, alien linguists can now finally tell us whether the German gender of Nutella is 'die' or 'das'. bsky.app/profile/spah...

Nutella just got the best free ad in possibly human history. A jar of it floated across the camera on the Artemis II livestream, halfway to the Moon, completely unbothered.

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I never thought a jar of Nutella could "aura farm" that hard

Nutella ad department jumping up and down and high fiving each other so hard their palms sting

I am on earth, packing my little worldly belongings and listening to my dogs snore.

Beyond the clouds somewhere up there, some nerds are in space representing some of the highest ideals of our species.

The world is choking on small minded cruelty, but there are dogs and nerds with Nutella.

"Nothing holds back the out-of-this-world flavor of Nutella."

I'm no Wall Street guru but have it on good authority that Nutella stock is over the moon right now.

😏

I have watched the Nutella like 20 times tonight.

I cant seem to find my Nutella

Screenshot of Trending Items on Bluesky that shows Nutella, Artemis II (twice) and Reid Wiseman

If this is a sign of things to come for Bluesky, then Nutella, Artemis II, and Reid Wiseman are all broken as fuck.

“nutella’s haunted”

The firsts message Artemis gets when they're back in contact range?

"Your Uber Eats driver tried to reach you. Your order has been delivered."

[Picture of a jar of Nutella on the moon]

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#nutella is trending

"A deeper examination of Ferrero’s global operations reveals a compelling link to Israel.

The confectionery giant strategically places its main office in Holon, near Tel Aviv, serving as the hub for a joint development agreement with the Israeli sugar company Sugar Incredo."

me: I just can’t stop thinking about going the furthest humanity has ever gone and being like “we cannot make this journey without nutella”

@directxman12.dev: when we go to space, we go to bring our humanity, not leave it behind, and i kinda think that's emblematic of that

Quick, lock up the Nutella

They're just all getting completely Mad Men-wasted at whatever ad agency currently has the Nutella account right now

Hello, Nutella, I need to return this jar as it doesn't float gracefully around the room.

And I, for one, welcome our new Nutella overlords

a close up of a stuffed monkey 's face with a serious look on it 's face . Alt: a close up of a stuffed monkey 's face with a serious look on it 's face .

Me, eating Nutella straight from the jar