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If it happens when the wife's away it doesn't count

No
#beigeFoods

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Oh well

I'm sure she will love it to bits

Couple of
HuzzaHuzzah
HuzzaHuzzah

And I'll make a #beigeFoods cocktail ๐Ÿธ

In its honour ๐ŸŽ–

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Afternoon guv

@@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Any #beigeFoods sightings...

@bakerhelm.bsky.social

Will there be cake news?
@@ashashman1.bsky.social

Oh #popetato

I have started a beef pie but

Alas
Alas

No @rootvegserf.bsky.social

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Sorry @wulfhelm.bsky.social

I know it's ##TacoTuesday

But I always shout
Cuuuuuuunt when he comes on ๐Ÿ“ป 2 about 11.30

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt

#pancakes are
#beigefoods!

11.19 he's winge on about council elections

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#beigefoods
#sausage
#lepersGate

@@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Did they shave everything *

In hospital

#matchingBox

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@@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Well

It's more #raw Flesh
Than #beigeFoods

I wonder if he has the recipe

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What the fuck is this?
@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Wake up!

Your #beigeFoods stew is ready and it's.....

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Morning guvnor
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
It occurred to me that Mrs Bretwalda could take you swimming instead of fucking starving you to death!

#beigeFoods is less fun than water sports
#fitnessWankers

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@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Enlighten him about the #beigeFoods and low calorie options

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In so many ways, it can be used as both an offensive and defensive weapon
Put in drinks ๐Ÿธ
Smeared on toilet seats
๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿคฃ
And eaten with foods that are #beigeFoods

Mmmmmm

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Well
Spuddibaby gets inundated
Wulfhelm is eating #beigefoods and I'm I'm the village getting some lunch xx

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You could argue that most meat is very #beigeFoods once cooked, glazed etc

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Guvnor

I made some #beigeFoods in oven

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Ooooooh

In the #churchofspuddism

Tonight's top offering is the fish, chips #currysauce combo

Good peelings father mo x
@wulfhelm.bsky.social

#beigeFoods sire

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Morning posh boy.

Anything to taunt the peasants with today?

Cheer up our dear leader while he's on the #beigefoods diet ?

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Absolutely
I am making my leek &mash very #beigeFoods
To go with the steak pie

It's bloody freezing ๐Ÿฅถ

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Anyway
Enough fucking around

I've blanched a couple of leeks
What shall I do?
Soup

Cheese sauce
#beigeFoods
@@wulfhelm.bsky.social

Afternoon guvnor

Still extant??

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Oooh fresh
Our dear leader is being force fed #beigeFoods by the missus

Morning @wulfhelm.bsky.social

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Similar
I never let my brushes fully dry but I need a labourer to move some ish around during the bad weather

@wulfhelm.bsky.social
I have recruited a court artist.

This us a still a life with #beigeFoods
I also ate the brown bit on the banana

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Do it

Pj's gang

Assemble
@@wulfhelm.bsky.social
What has Mrs Bretwalda given you today?

#beigeFoods

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Tonight's wine choice is a delightful - chosen by Alan as our dear leader is eating #beigefoods

Barbadildo

Really hits the spot

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Good morning #wulfies and the ladies of the court.

I will be available for
#culinary advice and judging the
#beigeFoods photo competition

#spudmas

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I love all that, but mozzarella is a comedy #cheese

We need to get some serious
#beigeFoods
#beigepics for our Bretwalda

@wulfhelm.bsky.social

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