If it happens when the wife's away it doesn't count
No
#beigeFoods
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Oh well
I'm sure she will love it to bits
Couple of
HuzzaHuzzah
HuzzaHuzzah
And I'll make a #beigeFoods cocktail 🍸
In its honour 🎖
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Afternoon guv
@@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Any #beigeFoods sightings...
@bakerhelm.bsky.social
Will there be cake news?
@@ashashman1.bsky.social
Oh #popetato
I have started a beef pie but
Alas
Alas
No @rootvegserf.bsky.social
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Sorry @wulfhelm.bsky.social
I know it's ##TacoTuesday
But I always shout
Cuuuuuuunt when he comes on 📻 2 about 11.30
Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt
#pancakes are
#beigefoods!
11.19 he's winge on about council elections
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#beigefoods
#sausage
#lepersGate
@@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Did they shave everything *
In hospital
#matchingBox
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Well
It's more #raw Flesh
Than #beigeFoods
I wonder if he has the recipe
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What the fuck is this?
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Wake up!
Your #beigeFoods stew is ready and it's.....
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Morning guvnor
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
It occurred to me that Mrs Bretwalda could take you swimming instead of fucking starving you to death!
#beigeFoods is less fun than water sports
#fitnessWankers
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@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Enlighten him about the #beigeFoods and low calorie options
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In so many ways, it can be used as both an offensive and defensive weapon
Put in drinks 🍸
Smeared on toilet seats
😆 🤣
And eaten with foods that are #beigeFoods
Mmmmmm
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Well
Spuddibaby gets inundated
Wulfhelm is eating #beigefoods and I'm I'm the village getting some lunch xx
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You could argue that most meat is very #beigeFoods once cooked, glazed etc
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Ooooooh
In the #churchofspuddism
Tonight's top offering is the fish, chips #currysauce combo
Good peelings father mo x
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
#beigeFoods sire
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Morning posh boy.
Anything to taunt the peasants with today?
Cheer up our dear leader while he's on the #beigefoods diet ?
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Absolutely
I am making my leek &mash very #beigeFoods
To go with the steak pie
It's bloody freezing 🥶
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Anyway
Enough fucking around
I've blanched a couple of leeks
What shall I do?
Soup
Cheese sauce
#beigeFoods
@@wulfhelm.bsky.social
Afternoon guvnor
Still extant??
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Oooh fresh
Our dear leader is being force fed #beigeFoods by the missus
Morning @wulfhelm.bsky.social
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Similar
I never let my brushes fully dry but I need a labourer to move some ish around during the bad weather
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
I have recruited a court artist.
This us a still a life with #beigeFoods
I also ate the brown bit on the banana
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Tonight's wine choice is a delightful - chosen by Alan as our dear leader is eating #beigefoods
Barbadildo
Really hits the spot
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Good morning #wulfies and the ladies of the court.
I will be available for
#culinary advice and judging the
#beigeFoods photo competition
#spudmas
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I love all that, but mozzarella is a comedy #cheese
We need to get some serious
#beigeFoods
#beigepics for our Bretwalda
@wulfhelm.bsky.social
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