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#ThingsMyBrotherSays
*60-80mph winds howling outside*
Why can’t we go out and do something like go to a botanical gardens?

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#ThingsMyBrotherSays
The UK should have joined the US in attacking Iran because *incomprehensible gibberish*

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Love with Arthur Lee logo keychain

Love with Arthur Lee logo keychain

The logo keychain rear with engraving “Love with Arthur Lee Tour 2002”

The logo keychain rear with engraving “Love with Arthur Lee Tour 2002”

Having a bit of a tidy up and find this lovely bit of gig memorabilia

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The moral of the story is, do not, under any circumstances, accelerate Nigel Farage to relativistic speeds.

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You'd be hitting Earth with something that is 40% of the force of the dinosaur-killing asteroid, but concentrated into the surface area of a single Nigel Farage.

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If he managed to reach 99.9999999% the speed of light, the Lorentz Factor (γ) jumps from 223 to 22,360. His mass increases to 1,833,520kg and his destructive power becomes the equivalent of around 39.4 teratons of TNT.

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Humanity would survive, but there would be catastrophic death tolls from lack of food, the cold and animal and plant die offs.

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A 392,000 megaton Relativistic Farage impact is enough to kick up so much dust and debris into the stratosphere that it would cause a Relativistic Farage Winter. Crops would fail and temperatures would plummet.

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The thermal radiation would ignite every forest, field, and city across the entire United Kingdom and Northern France instantly. A massive pressure wave would circle the globe multiple times. Every window on the continent of Europe would likely shatter.

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You would be looking at a crater approximately 40~50 miles wide and several miles deep. If he hit London, the entire south of England would effectively cease to exist instantly.

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The impact wouldn't be a solid object hitting the ground; it would be a massive energy discharge, similar to, but orders or magnitude greater than the Tunguska Event.

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To an observer on the ground, there wouldn't be a streak in the sky; there would simply be a flash of light brighter than the sun, followed instantly by the end of everything within a few hundred miles.

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Before Relativistic Farage even reaches the lower atmosphere, he would have turned into a focused beam of high-energy gamma rays and plasma.

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Now, as Relativistic Farage nears Earth, he hits the atmosphere first. Because he is traveling at 0.99999c, the atmosphere doesn't have time to flow around him. He would hit the air molecules so fast that he would trigger spontaneous nuclear fusion in the air.

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Now, Relativistic Farage becomes subject to the Lorentz Factor (γ) of (roughly) 223.6.
This means, he achieves a total kinetic energy of (γ−1)mc^2 ≈1.64×10^21 Joules, or 392,000 megatons of TNT - 50 times the energy of the entire world’s current nuclear arsenal detonating at the exact same moment

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It doesn't have enough time to actually achieve true FTL, but instead manages to power Nigel Farage to 99.999% the speed of light. Fast enough.

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Somehow, we manage to punt Nigel Farage out into space, at least beyond the orbit of the Oort Cloud. However, he is also equipped with a (as yet hypothetical) potential FTL engine. He manages to turn around and activate the FTL engine.

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For the sake of this hypothetical thread, I am assuming that Nigel Farage is 175cm tall and weights approximately 82kg.

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Thanks to all the volunteers who showed up in Greenwich Park last night to help move the Prime Meridian for the clock change.

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Sugar free energy drinks have always puzzled me. Why remove the one thing that’s pretty much guaranteed to give you a boost of energy?

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Good luck!

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Why specifically radioactive iodine?

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It appears to be snewing

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It is also hypothetically the same stuff yo mamma is made of.

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At this density, you could crush the mass of an entire galaxy into the space of a proton, and not even the entire observable universe would come close to filling a single cubic meter, as its "only" about 10^54kg.

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It is 5.1x10^96 kg/m3, which is 79 orders of magnitude greater than a typical neutron star.

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It would be an object at the density of one planck mass per planck volume, which is density beyond comprehension.

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There is a hypothetical type of star called a Planck Star, which is one possibility for the singularity of a black hole.

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Does anyone remember a time, not that long ago, when the transgender community were basically left the fuck alone?

The bigots with deep pockets are winning, but science and public opinion are not on their side.

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They use this name in the new Netflix dinosaur documentary.

www.netflix.com/gb/title/816...

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