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*we drive past a few people who look middle-eastern*
ALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!
*laughs*

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I only have Japanese soy sauce as all the others are just brown salt water.

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There was never a Saxon invasion of Britain.

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Watching films with subtitles reduces your intelligence

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The only books the Nazis actually burnt were the sexual perversion ones on gayness and transgenderism.

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The Indiana Jones movies are Jewish coded

The soap scum buildup

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I clean my shower every day. I don’t have soap scum buildup.

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Catholics are Muslim now

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The government’s “Better Connected” plan to make public transport more accessible to the public is part of a plan to:
A) track all our movements
B) keep us inside our “15 minute city zone”

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Liz Truss was about to turn the fortunes of the UK around, but the Marxist markets deliberately tanked the stock market to oust her.

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Only Reform can sort the country out

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Kier Starmer is the first Jewish prime minister

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Charles will be the first Muslim king of England and rule over Englandistan.

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The ancient Egyptians were fair skinned and ginger. They were descended from the Scots-Irish. They weren’t dark skinned at all.

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*60-80mph winds howling outside*
Why can’t we go out and do something like go to a botanical gardens?

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The UK should have joined the US in attacking Iran because *incomprehensible gibberish*

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You don't have to pay parking tickets as you haven't entered into a contract with the council to pay.

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Will of the people

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American evangelicals aren’t true Christians. They’re actually Jewish satanists.

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Ancient Egyptians were red haired, blue-eyed, pale skinned Scot’s-Irish and not black haired, dark skinned, brown eyed North Africans.

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There are no Russians. Russians only are subjects of a Tsar, the people currently living in Russia are not Russians.

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Humans appeared fully formed as they are around 100,000 years ago and the ancient Egyptians were pale skinned and ginger.

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Receipts give you cancer

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There are no piano teachers in China. This is how you know China is a failed state.

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There was family voting in Gorton & Denton. I have seen reports of six or more people in one voting booth.

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The terracotta warriors were actual people that were covered in clay. They are hiding the fact there were skeletons in them.