I mean, the LEGO dude managed to make $34K by swapping plastic for uncooked pasta. It was kinda genius!

This week’s #ChartChat had @therachel.bsky.social taking us on a ramble, but not the kind where people talk aimlessly. Nay, this was a typically well-researched overview of ramblin’ songs. Delightful.

(Also am I the only one who thinks that Lego scam was kind of genius??)

Christian anti-vaX MIA is not good. Bring back scary anarcho-terrorist MIA.

Brian Wilson: On Tour 1999-2007 Record Store Day took place this year on April 18th. For those unfamiliar, RSD has been held every year across the globe since 2008 on the third Saturday in April. The purpose of the event is to ce…

My review of Brian Wilson: On Tour 1999-2007: #newmusic #albumreview #RSD @stgablog.bsky.social

The cover of Grace Jones’ 1985 album Island Life, featuring Grace posing on one leg in a “workout” outfit, holding a microphone.

I love artists who don’t stop. They can take years between projects, but they work until they are no longer able. They are compelled to create.

Make interesting choices.

Hi friends I forgot to send Andy the playlist but here it is: open.spotify.com/playlist/0fy...

Make interesting choices.

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

Cover art for the novel Jade suede by Andy Mascola, featuring a woman in a sexy red dress, holding a switchblade, next to her is a handcuffed man in a suit

Cover art for the album Black music for white people by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, featuring screamin’ Jay Hawkins holding a woman in a white dress who appears to be passed out

The original title of my 2023 novel was Erotomaniac Assassin. Halfway through editing I changed it to Jade Suede. I think it’s a much better title. Easier to remember. The cover art was done by LJ Rock. I told him I wanted it to look like Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ album Black Music for White People.

Episode 433 Podcast Episode · PEOPLE ARE THE ENEMY · April 20 · 38m

Episode 433 is up! Andy talks about Ice Spice getting slapped at McDonald’s, visiting an outdoor mall, a LEGO scam involving pasta, & Coachella week 2. On Rachel's Chart Chat, Rachel from Des Moines (@therachel.bsky.social) is inspired by a Seger hit from last week & goes ramblin' through the 1970s.

Cover art for the novel Jade suede by Andy Mascola, featuring a woman in a sexy red dress, holding a switchblade, next to her is a handcuffed man in a suit

Cover art for the album Black music for white people by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins, featuring screamin’ Jay Hawkins holding a woman in a white dress who appears to be passed out

The original title of my 2023 novel was Erotomaniac Assassin. Halfway through editing I changed it to Jade Suede. I think it’s a much better title. Easier to remember. The cover art was done by LJ Rock. I told him I wanted it to look like Screamin’ Jay Hawkins’ album Black Music for White People.

OU: Poetic Pairings YouTube video by momasu

Momus talks about Paris in the spring with the help of some snapshots. youtu.be/Wut4YUKRxyo

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

Home | Naked Graveyard An endless assault on mediocre media.

Hey friends, Naked Graveyard, my free monthly newsletter, has over 30 subscribers! Are you one of them? If not, click the link below to drop us your email and read the first issue:

Home | Naked Graveyard An endless assault on mediocre media.

Hey friends, Naked Graveyard, my free monthly newsletter, has over 30 subscribers! Are you one of them? If not, click the link below to drop us your email and read the first issue:

If your dog was human, imagine how fast it would get arrested.

eudora welty, "girl with guinea pigs," 1930s

Happy Friday!

The world’s a mess.
One day you’re gonna die.
Do what makes you happy.

eudora welty, "girl with guinea pigs," 1930s

Happy Friday!

A photo of Rush from 1984

Look at these fuggin’ dorks. 🇨🇦

Home | Naked Graveyard An endless assault on mediocre media.

We now have over 30 subscribers! Thank you! nakedgraveyard.beehiiv.com

Historic $113M investment catalyzes NPR's strategic push for digital growth and network sustainability NPR today announced it has received philanthropic gifts totaling more than $110 million — including the largest by a living donor in NPR's history — as a strategic investment in its future.

Yes! Fuck you, Trumpublicans! www.npr.org/2026/04/16/g... #npr #donations #fundraising #federalfunding #republicans #congress

Flyer for a summer appearance by the musical act THOT Squad featuring a woman in a white Afro wig outdoors on a sunny day

😂

Would you believe I only just “got” this? #THOT 😂

If you don’t like the world, build your own.

Drawing of a woman in a green dress falling headfirst with a white background and a word balloon “AIEEEE!”

Issue 1 has dropped! If it isn’t in your inbox because you haven’t subscribed, you can still read issue 1 and sub to Andy’s free monthly newsletter here: nakedgraveyard.beehiiv.com

Ye asked me if he could do a free show in my backyard. I said no.

Cadbury Mini Eggs are just M&Ms with a matte finish.

Home | Naked Graveyard An endless assault on mediocre media.

Hey friends, if you subscribed to my newsletter, Naked Graveyard (@nakedgraveyard.bsky.social), issue 1 should now be in your inbox. If you haven’t sub’d yet, you can do that AND read issue 1 here: nakedgraveyard.beehiiv.com ❤️☺️