I wonder if this will be mentioned by #BBCLaurak when she has her one hour long attack of Starmer this morning?

Probably the Swivel Eyed Loons. That was before the lead singer’s overdose.

The support act was British System.

Poetry now, is it?

I note that Hungary was pretty much a two horse race. The UK is not, which makes things far more complicated.

I don’t know why they try to make things more difficult than they need to be!

Poached eggs are easy without vinegar, vortex-swirling or any other fancy techniques. Just poach them in relatively shallow water, about 4-5 cm deep, at a good almost-boiling simmer.

I must be alive because this is SO not Valhalla.

Some days I’m not quite sure.

Hello. I am also alive.

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and crags,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of shite St George's flags;
Beside the Greggs, up by the Spar,
I wonder just who these wankers are.

Always room for some Nutty Dainties.

We’ve got this wrong. We’re having leftover cottage pie from yesterday. However, other half may be persuaded to make rhubarb crumble and we do have a large chocolate egg.

I trust you are remaining well and happy!

1995

a man in a roman costume holds a pair of scissors in his right hand ALT: a man in a roman costume holds a pair of scissors in his right hand

Oh. And happy Dead God day to all those who celebrate.

Relatable

Maybe it’s a mattock, IDK. We don’t use them for pillaging.

How do you confuse an archaeologist?

Give them a selection of trowels and ask them to take their pick.

Maybe that’s only if you get pushed into a bog and your skin gets pickled.

I’m going to have them incinerate me just because I don’t want Time Team 2700AD to dig me up and put me in a museum.

Don’t forget to breathe.

Or do. I don’t care.

For those who don’t pay, sure.

Can we eat it?
Is it potatoes?

That’s a nope.

Try to stop me.

a pile of gold coins are stacked on top of each other . ALT: a pile of gold coins are stacked on top of each other .

Danegeld takes priority.

Well at least it was mercifully short.

It’s no longer ‘towards’ fascism. It ‘is’ fascism.