Ahem! “describe Brexit nightmare”

GB News Hosts Reform UK and Conservative Politicians and Activists Posing as Ordinary Voters The individuals were presented as ordinary members of the public, without informing viewers of their political affiliations, a new Byline Times investigation reveals

Important story by Max Colbert here:

🔴 GB News Hosts Reform UK and Conservative Politicians and Activists Posing as Ordinary Voters

The individuals were presented as ordinary members of the public, without informing viewers of their political affiliations, a new Byline Times investigation reveals

Unequal game: Levy paid more last season than entire Spurs women’s team and staff Daniel Levy, the former executive chairman of Tottenham, received £5.76m in remuneration for the 2024-25 campaign, a sum which exceeded the pay for all 64 players and staff at the club’s women’s team ...

Holy moly!

Daniel Levy, the former executive chairman of Tottenham, was paid more during the 2024-25 season than all 64 players and staff at the club’s women’s team combined

Source: The Guardian
share.google/frK0ql86DcvR...

🚨 Last chance! Shirtforce sponsorship applications for Wir Sind Ohana 2026 close 24th April. Three tickets to Berlin still up for grabs. Apply now 👉
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

#WirSindOhana #Salesforce #Shirtforce

Join Peter Churchill, Mitch Spano, & myself at #TDX26 for our presentation to Deep Dive into Apex Best Practices for Apps and Agents.

Major areas covered include async patterns, concurrency scaling, exception logging, & trigger patterns.

reg.salesforce.com/flow/plus/td...

I'd had a G&T and got all excited with some filters.

What a day!
We had our very first @shirtforce.org team day; I'm buzzing and knackered at the same time.
I'm so excited for what we've got planned for the rest of the year.
Watch this space!!!

Don't ever worry about the future of Salesforce, this ship is in ... *checks notes*... safe hands?

a drag queen with white hair and a blue dress has the word chance in white letters ALT: a drag queen with white hair and a blue dress has the word chance in white letters

Submit your Midwest Dreamin’ session before tonight, then tag someone who needs to do the same!

midwestdreamin.my.site.com/s/speaker-su...

A McDonald’s where the sign has been reduced to McDo.

There is no McTry.

New book, who dis?

Gonna need to get myself a new pack of sticky tabs @evelyn.fyi

Great question, BTW

Well, many reasons I guess, depending on _who_ you are.
For us, at Caddify, as an ISV it means we can test our product works perfectly on the next release, and allows us to really start building against the latest APIs/functionality.
As an admin you can get hands on with the upcoming features.

Bless her. Here's to a speedy recovery

The Telegraph Ed Miliband has approved Britain's biggest solar farm despite objections from nearby residents who likened it to Chernobyl. It will cover seven square miles of farmland in solar panels, an area 10 times greater than London's Hyde Park.

Like Chernobyl 🤦

Oh, and funny fact... the summer 26 logo is named splash_screen_summer27.png 😆

The Salesforce Summer 26 release is now available in existing pre-release Orgs.

Sign-up for new pre-release orgs opens April 16th.

What feature are you most excited about? Me? Well... are we gonna start being able to build LWCs in React?

#salesforce #summer26

It'd be great to see these tickets for @wirsindohana.bsky.social go to some folk in the German ohana who are just starting out on their trailblazer journeys and would like the jump-start that going to a community conference gives you.

⏰ Still haven't applied for our Wir Sind Ohana 2026 sponsorship? Three tickets to Berlin on 8th May. Applications close 24th April + the form takes just a few minutes. Don't leave it too late! 👉 docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

#WirSindOhana #Salesforce #Shirtforce

There are some positives to waking up early.
For instance this morning I was able to reach perfection for the first time in Stardew Valley. Grandpa was proud of me.

Proud to be selected to speak at @ldnscall.bsky.social again - and it will be no surprise what topic I’m covering.

A few years ago I knew very little about observability. Now it’s something I’m deeply passionate about, and I’ll be sharing what I’ve learned along the way.

#TrailblazerCommunity

Which Salesforce hoodie to wear?
Got more than one?
It's always tough.

For those working with the product formerly known as Marketing Cloud Plus there's now a clear winner.

Thx to the folk in charge of naming products we've a new hoodie with a name long enough to wrap up in on the colder evenings.

That is B-E-A-utiful

I've sacrificed two hot cross bun... I believe

The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.

Translation: “I don’t want to help the UK by paying tax”.

I am really growing very tired of hearing advice from super-wealthy people who so obviously put themselves first but pretend otherwise.

Ha ha... What a saint! And as long as he didn't deviate from what you had in mind then that's a real win.

It's gonna have to be a mix of FIFO, SJF, FEFO... and a sprinkling of "the missus-nag-index" and "what-would-make-me-feel-good".

a cartoon of a man holding a scroll with the letter j written on it ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a scroll with the letter j written on it

The weather is nice; opening up my gardening to-do list.

Where do I start... I might need to make a list of scoring criteria, then a top-3 list of things to at least start.

But where to start? WHERE TO START?!?

a four panel comic in yellow and brown about noticing strangers doing good in the world

I believe in you, strangers