I got permanently banned from twitter for telling mike bloomberg to go jump in a lake

dunking is crazy. you gotta scrape a thin layer off the top of the dip

alan wake 2 is a truly great game to me. so many incredible moments and a wonderful vibe. but i am most grateful for the new suite of things to mutter to myself around the house - nothing beats saying "wWAke" in shadow voice as you walk around with a coffee mug

love the hair!

Also, part of the reason we did bought InfoWars is because people on Bluesky told us it would be funny to buy InfoWars. And those people were right. This is the funniest thing that has ever happened.

I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

The only actor I've ever come across who had as much gravitas as Tony Todd was Orson Welles. As Candyman, he is at once seductive and terrifying. His voice reverberates with hypnotic grandeur, and he is beautifully statuesque across wide elegant frames. He was among the finest of our Gothic actors.

ive got holes but im not a holedier

quote with 4 horror movies to get to know u 📽️🎥

#filmsky

Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way

bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

I’m feeling more cultured already

this is cool as hell

and of course the chimney story really fucked me up. that and large marge from pee wee really haunted me.

the blender is so gnarly

a very unfunny person who bought a very shoddy automobile from a very stupid rich guy

steering back to nerdy tattoos

big AOC

the void is infinite. it manifests in many cat shaped points in spacetime all at once.

I love the weird gray curly belly fluff

just noticed the band aid slip 🔥

cute!

it’s like straight out of the package but a nicer texture imo

I was about to reply this! it’s good

asking the important questions