I guess she's worried she'll miss a very important plot point, like how boys have penises and girls have vaginas.

A very special Happy Earth Day to everyone posting AI generated "happy earth day" graphics. Amazing job. You definitely get it.

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

I'm one of the few people on this cruise that is old enough to be a parent of most of the crew, yet young enough to be the child of most of the passengers.

Genuinely hate that I was born too late to try Dr. Nut, the regional almond soda of New Orleans that went out of production in the 70s.

Photo of three light skinned children in white shirts, sitting together and looking down adoringly at a grey tuxedo cat sitting in their laps.

Adoration of the Fluff Child. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Imagine making AI bird slop when Jacanas exist

A Cybertruck wrapped in black with a pink logo on the side of a silhouette of a crow and the words "Lone Crow Ranch." Across the back of the the truck is pink lettering, reading "Ask me about my meat."

No. No I certainly will not.

I like how the fish in the picture is like
Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian

Yes, this was it.

I'm not even going to bother posting about this, because I'm pretty sure that's why @eyewasbored.bsky.social just pulled out his phone, to post about this.

It’s so funny when the vet writes a prescription for my cat using my last name. Like, what, you thought we were related? Do we look alike? This is just a little guy who lives in my house and eats my food! I call him Mr Banana but that’s not his real name or anything!

classic speed racer standing outside the mach 5

Here he comes here comes Weed Racer
Hes a stoner on wheels
Hes a stoner and hes gonna be chasing after some pot

And when the cops are against him and theres stoner work to do
You bet your life Weed Racer will smoke it through
Good highs are waiting just ahead
Go Speed Racer Go!

happy 420

That's supposed to say "consigned," but

Cosigner. (I didn't even know you were doing this post while I was doing mine)

I took an edible and an high af on this river cruise with a bunch of 80-year-olds. The staff member who served us our food was definitely a Twin Peaks character. This is unreal.

me pretending to poop on lupine flowers with the columbia river in the background

poopin on lupine in the columbia river gorge @evilmopacatx.bsky.social

Left my car at the Port of Skamania, Washington for a week. That is where we'll pick it up, pick it up, pick it up after the cruise.

“How did we know? Look, we just knew,” said NOAA scientist Dr. Sheila Bradford as she stood on a shoreline full of erect geoducks bursting out of the sand.

A comic-book panel. Beak sits naked in a nearly-empty tank of fluid, saying, "I’m totally naked, self-conscious and crazy in the head… please… I deserve pants as a basic human right.”

We've all been there, buddy.

A landscape photo of a large field full of small yellow blossoms, which contrasts with the blue sky, full of wispy clouds. Hills can be seen in the background.

Last week, when driving Hwy 22, I saw a field of yellow to the north. Today, on my way to Baskett Slough National Wildlife Refuge, I decided to detour to see if I could get closer to the field I saw. I ended up driving right next to it!
#oregon #willamettevalley #landscapephotography

This is Achrioptera manga, a giant phasmid or stick insect native to Madagascar.

The specific epithet, "manga" means blue in Malagasy & it's not hard to see why. Only males are blue.

The tiny back wings ("alae") are an example of brachyptery: they're useless for flight, but have other functions.

We should be learning from other countries...

Happy Birthday, Jens! You share a birthday with my cat, Lycos, though she is only 6.

a disappointed looking grey striped cat sitting on luggage

“so…you assholes are going somewhere…”

The Fanfare Around the Band Geese Actually Was a Psyop The Brooklyn band Geese was labeled an “industry plant” by those who questioned its sudden ubiquity. Maybe it was.

As someone who has liked this band since their 2021 album and its no longer Very Online, I didn't even know they got super popular. Life is weird these days.

www.wired.com/story/geese-...

Owning cats will make it look like you don’t clean up after yourself.
Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two weeks, you ask?
Because it’s his favorite envelope, that’s why

A Dark-eyed junco poses on top of laser cut swallows made from 1/10th inch thick steel.

Dark-eyed junco says “I can pose too!”

#Metalbirds make good perches! 🪶

A painting of a bird beside the text "oh my fuck, this shit again?"

Ruby crowned Kinglet with his crown up looking to the right on a branch

Ruby crowned kinglet on a branch looking to the left

Love these Ruby Crowned Kinglets so much!! This little dude was feisty as hell!! #birds