Sexy motherfucking little worms!

I mean, what else is a worm fancying hat for?

Does it disguise you as a slug, the better to allow closer infiltration of slug society? If so, then yes.

Unexpectedly viral new album pre-release promotional post.

Bodysnatch Pirates from my upcoming album C-PTSD just landed on Amazing Radio UK’s #Rock & Metal stream. Across the record tunes have now been categorised as: Rock, #hiphop, #indie, Psych, Avant, #ambient. I still call it Art Rock, but a smorgasbord will do.
#music

Your worm fancying hat

Delighted that Impulse Control, from my upcoming album C-PTSD, has had a spin on Amazing Radio. On the Hip Hop stream, no less. Never been on one before. All unconquered musical territories shall quake before my wrath!
#music #indie #hiphop #artrock

This is no time for cracking wise, a hat is missing!

Has anyone seen my hat?

No no no, always ensure you are wearing your hat first. This is essential.

C-PTSD, by flakebelly 11 track album

flakebelly.bandcamp.com/album/c-ptsd

C-PTSD // play it backwards and it gets even better.

New album. 15th May. Pre-order on Bandcamp.

#NewMusic #ExperimentalMusic #ScottishMusic

This is your daily reminder to go eat a peach, be kind to worms and always, always, remember your hat.

Today I have this to say to you all.

Why thank you very much!

C-PTSD, by flakebelly 11 track album

New album next month. It's custom to flog it relentlessly. But our Algorithmic Overlords will bury me if I do. Now, just what is a feller supposed to do in such a situation? Definitely DO NOT listen to the 1st song and/or pre-order on Bandcamp. (But do it anyway.) 😉🤫

#NewMusic #IndieMusic #Bandcamp

C-PTSD, by flakebelly 11 track album

flakebelly.bandcamp.com/album/c-ptsd

A neon-coloured image of a man stood in a home recording studio surrounded by recording gear. He is handsome. And looks kind.

My new album sounds like a series of cluster headaches while being dangled upside down above an alligator pit.
C-PTSD // pre-order on Bandcamp now.

#NewMusic #IndieMusic #Bandcamp #cptsd

This one means a lot to me, if you could lend it your ears. An antidote to digital sheen and AI music. Like a worn-out old vinyl you found in your attic, bounced to cassette and left at the dump for 30 years. I'm bored with clean, modern production where each instrument is in it's own postcode.

C-PTSD, by flakebelly 11 track album

My new album C-PTSD is out for pre-order on Bandcamp. Ten tracks built from drums outwards, driven through broken old gear and tape machines until sound collapsed into grit and decay. Deliberately crunchy, muddy and lo-fi. It breathes, wobbles & distorts.

#indiemusic #newmusic #artrock #bandcamp

It looked amazing in there! Big, big thanks for your ideas and Herculean efforts buddy.

Been quiet online recently. I've been obsessively making some audio plugins. Nearly done and you lovely people can grab some free demos.

So here we go. Table Turners Live.

And what a fine way to start with the electronic, 1980s synth-influenced Pocket Lint

If you're down in #se23, come on over

Up now, we have the amazing Salomé Perli performing for the first time in the UK. We are honoured.

Sally makes avant-garde, orchestral jazzy pop coming from a therapeutic angle.

Bored this Saturday?

Today we have a full line-up of quality independent artists performing their music for you:

So when not come down to Table Turners to free yourself from drudgery

122musicmanagement.com/table-turners

Hope to catch you down here.

Late arrival post

Last night we closed with the always unique Stage Door Guy. Post-punk blues where John Cooper Clark meets Professor Longhair.

This first ever gig that my son has been to. So glad that it was Adam and CJ that he got to see.

Despite the fucking swearing 😂

Huge thanks to BBC Radio London for popping down for this chat about Table Turners.

You can pick these LPs up at Table Turners (8 Dartmouth Road, Forest Hill, London SE23 3XU from 31 March-5 April (11am-7pm)

Is it April Fool’s Day?

BBC coming to Table Turners tomorrow?

You having a gee-raff?

#MusicSky