A CLOSE READING OF “INSIDE OUT” BY EVE 6

The 90's had a lot of songs with terrible lyrics. But this one is special. Let's take a deep dive.

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Popped a cap in Sancho's ass, please respond.

The mail truck that comes to my neighborhood is now one of the new Richard Scarry looking ones. I love it.

A large blue paw print is painted on pavement.

My town’s high school is the Terriers, and some people have these paw prints painted on their driveways in support. My daughter has decided these prints were left by Bluford the Big Blue Dog.

Magyar’s speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: “He’s basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired.”

Forsythia is my favorite plant to forget about all year until it makes itself impossible to ignore.

Hot take what is this Prometheus

me: *visits website for the first time ever*
website: You’ve read your last free article.

Someone please publish the curriculum and assignments when it comes out. I’m dying to know how exactly one becomes certified AI proficient

@jakechristie.bsky.social has made a whole series about the greatest tweets “in the history of twitter dot com” not strictly just the funniest, but the most important ones, culturally.

cardiologist who thinks that one David lynch quote is about heart health rather than trans people

A leg wearing blue jeans, and a foot wearing a black leather shoe.

Not to brag, but my Florsheim shoes actually fit.

I'm tired of being ruled by a government that suffers from delusions of competence

A chap just arrived at the office to descale all the urinals and entirely unrelated but I suddenly realise that maybe my life really isn't so bad after all.

#AModestProposal

Can we put the designers of sweat pants pockets on trial at The Hague?

so if i have this correctly:

we've substantially increased the value of Iran's primary export

we've made it legal to buy that export for the first time in 30 years

and we've made it such that only safe way through the strait is to make a deal with iran

masterful gambit

Adult content? No, sorry, this adult is never content.

me doing introspection:

my brain: how did it make you feel when you realized you called it “self introspection”. that’s tautology lol

me: like i should delete my account

my brain: good

Friday the 13th two months in a row, the vibes are cursed and lowkey sexy

90s Captain Ahab: Thar she blows. Thar she blows again.

A thing that I have discovered that you don't actually have to do is comment on things that you don't understand.

i’ve listened to enough true crime podcasts to know this guy stabbing me is up to no good

But HOW WILL I EXPLAIN the existence of gay people TO MY KIDS?!

I don’t know dude, I just had to explain the taxidermy goat head above us while we ate at Texas Roadhouse. The world is full of things you need to explain to your kids.

A dreamy sunrise

I hope I'm always in awe of the sky.

Holy shit! The absolute horror of this administration, combined with the complete failure which is AI.

You might need to get a shot.

Damn! That’s a brutal attack!

Bluesky should fix the bug in this app that keeps me from being funny

Headline from The Guardian: “US man issues challenge to disprove his claim of having the world’s smallest penis to raise micropenis awareness”

Umm wtf?