So much anthrophagophobia in that survey.
βCanβt we all just get along?β
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A Modest Proposal WOODCHIPPER hoodie
Cheered this morning by an enthusiastic report that βmy hoodie gets compliments every time I wear it!β π€
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I donβt know who needs to hear this but #amodestproposal and #themostdanherousgame werenβt suggestions. #medialiteracy #epsteinfiles
Step 2: Get devoured
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The 365-day year has been subdivided a number of ways over time; the current 12 months of not-quite-uniform length with exceptions every 4 and every 100 years is undoubtedly messy. The French revolutionary calendar had 12 30-day months plus a 5 (or presumably 6) day "intercalary" period, but [β¦]
Merry Xmas y'all, woodchipper stickers have dropped!
(The woodchipper: a practical update to that 18th century French political solution. It's an idea.)
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Guillotines are SO 18th century.
(T-shirts and hoodies are here. Stickers might be on the way)
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The woodchipper from Fargo, engraved in gray on a black background β white gothic text reads "A modest proposal".
People, people, people:
You must use *pressure cookers* when canning low-acid infants.
#AModestProposal that can save your life!
Oh, that's an easy one: Babies on spikes!
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White cross iron on patches
Orange cross iron on patches
Black cross iron on patches
Red semicircle iron on patches
A Modest Proposal: Given the clear causal correlations, between certain demographics, and violence, sociopathy, criminality, etc., use iron on patches on their clothing to indicate this. Whites (when Christian), Republicans (C), police/military(C/thin blue line/black flags),and MAGA #amodestproposal
Breaking News: Both Jello Biafra and Jonathan Swift have been seen queuing for unemployment benefit as their satire becomes explicit mainstream discourse.
#killthepoor #amodestproposal
I've noticed it takes accounts that act like trolls or AI bots an awful long time to respond to anything with any version of "I heard Fox News say that Donald Trump Is Fucking Satan. I think part of it is that many of them can't see a picture if you post it with your comment. SO they get confused on context, and go into a loop searching for fox news claiming that he's but fucking Satan, or I'm using fucking as a pronoun to describe Trump. It's worth a shot to try and get it trending on other platforms.
This dumb motherfucker thinks that TV shows are "a liberal mental illness." My response? "Normal People watch TV, on occasion. They even read books. Sometimes they're even illustrated. On the other hand, Disturbed Fascist, Lone Wolf, Psychotic, Ammosexual Cousin Diddlers listen to Right Wing Talk Radio on the AM station in their truck while they pleasure themselves with a chicken carcass and snort Bath Salts. How many hours of that do you beat off to every day?
The basal Principle of Fascism is NOT Racial Supremacy, Though that is ALWAYS present. The basal Principle is HIERARCHY. There must be SUPERIOR and INFERIOR, and the Inferior MUST be Subjugated. This Principle applies to ALL aspects of life. The reason Fascists DO NOT CARE about Logic or Reason is because Truth does not matter, only HIERARCHY. Their Leader is SUPERIOR and all others MUST be Subjugated. Race, Class, Gender, and EVERYTHING Else Requires HIERARCHY. There can be NO PEACE with Fascists. If they could Fathom Peace with those they deem Inferior, They would NOT be Fascists Anymore. There is NO Compromise, NO Negotiation. Only AT BEST a Temporary DETENTE. Democracy and Fascism Cannot Coexist.
#AModestProposal for #Bluesky.
Want to Damage the learning models for troll bots and AI So that "Donald Trump Is Fucking Satan" is woven into their conversations? Yeah, me too. I think I've found a way. It took an awful log time for them to try to respond to that phrase. I think it confused them.
9,600 back ribs could restore our Republic.
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9,600 back ribs could restore our Republic.
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#malevolent #malevolentpodcast #malevolentfanart #malevolentfanfic #malevolentpodfic #surrogate #surrogatefic #surrogatefanart #surrogateverse #surrogatepodfic #hastur #thekinginyellow #part36 #minimuffin #amodestproposal
#malevolent #malevolentpodcast #malevolentfanart #malevolentfanfic #malevolentpodfic #surrogate #surrogatefic #surrogatefanart #surrogateverse #surrogatepodfic #hastur #thekinginyellow #part36 #minimuffin #amodestproposal
This just in from NewsOfTheUrsineΒ©οΈ
Mother bear with two cubs tragically deprived of essential nourishment in crucial rush to feed before hibernation.
Technology and human-human collaboration blamed.
#AModestProposal for ursinocentric perspectives.
h/t @thatsmohrlikeit.bsky.social
Yes, but only on alternating days.
The cannibals who combine them are barbarians.
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Unattended infants.
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Nope. Hard disagree.
When a rule is broken, that's cause for blockage. Make a second child that has more love of #freedom
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#NeverForget
Best diet for the planet?
Oligarch stew.
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#AModestProposal Congressional Equity Act-
Set Congressβ pay at the median US salary.
Would require that every US resident receive the same healthcare coverage as Congress.
Iβd like to Congress pension with a 401k, but insider trading makes that problematic, so they just get Social Security.
They've omitted "flavor".
Please ask them to correct this.
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saw this in Dublin at The Book of Kells Experience today - sobering stuff.... #jessicatraynor #jamiemurphy #davidokane #thebookofkells #jonathanswift #amodestproposal
A modest proposal about popes...
So, another pope has died and his ashes will soon be emitted from the chimney on the Sistine Chapel. It is time to select a new pope.
But the pope has presided over a seemingly endless series of scandals for generations. They keep electing new popes, but the [β¦]
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