"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

When Naomi Girma's first Chelsea goal gets called offside

Somewhat accidentally triple booked myself today but I'm excited to see almost all of my favorite people in one day 🥰

UN leaders condemn ‘horrifying’ mass killings in Sudan Emergency security council session criticises killings of civilians in El Fasher and external supply of arms to RSF

Staggering atrocities in Sudan.

Following the mass slaughter of nearly 500 men, women, and children at a maternity hospital, UN officials say: "The situation is simply horrifying... El Fasher, already the scene of catastrophic levels of human suffering, has descended into an even darker hell."

Wearing my fave periodista for Noche Latina @womenkickballs.bsky.social

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.

@sdsirens.bsky.social the best around

I really like that rugby refs are mic'd the whole time and you can hear every decision, it's so nice

Witnessing the Unc-goal was so beautiful 🥲

THE NWSL IS BACK THIS WEEK ‼️

Here’s the list of the players selected for the Liga MX Femenil All Stars team who’ll play against Barca Femeni in August.

**Screenshot because I wanted to give credit to Angel who posted the list first**

“ICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corps” is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is

THAT'S CAPTAIN NAOMI GIRMA TO YOU 🫡🇺🇸

Okay, all laid off, sooooo lemme know if you're hiring!

I can't wait for a DNC branded machete!

WE NEED YOUR HELP

Years ago, you fought with my father in the clone wars. Now we beg you to help us in the fight against the empire

THIS IS OUR MOST DESPERATE HOUR. Text REBEL to donate 5 credits now. You’re our only hope!

As NWSL supporters associations representing thousands of fans across the country, we invite the NWSL and its fans to join us in taking a vocal and visible stand in support of the transgender community and against all gender-based harassment. Women’s soccer exists because society refused to accept exclusion. Our game was built through generations of struggle—for gender equity, LGBTQ+ rights, and racial justice. Efforts to exclude trans athletes are fueled by the same forces of misogyny and bigotry that have long tried to dictate who belongs. These efforts undermine the spirit of women’s sports and harm all athletes by reinforcing narrow, discriminatory ideas about gender.

From the field to the stands, the LGBTQ+ community has always been a vital and visible part of the NWSL, and for many of us, women's sport is a safe haven—a place where we have found community and belonging while being our full selves. Come to an NWSL game, and you will see not just athleticism and competition, but joy and togetherness. Our league, where queer and trans kids can see themselves reflected on the field and in the stands, is proof that welcoming everyone makes us all safer.

Now, as the trans community faces escalating attacks driven by harmful legislation and damaging public rhetoric, we must continue that fight by standing firmly and vocally, together, for inclusion in sports. It is on all of us to ensure that every match, every event, and every space under the league’s banner remains safe, inclusive, and free from hate—for everyone. Silence is not neutrality. Speaking out matters. Showing your support for trans athletes, and trans people, matters. Let’s work together to ensure women’s soccer continues to be a space of inclusion, safety, and joy for all.

🏳️‍⚧️ Today, and every day, we stand with supporters groups across the NWSL to say - loud and clear: Trans People Belong.
In the stands, on the pitch, in our communities - everywhere.
Everyone deserves to feel safe, respected, and celebrated. No exceptions.
#TransPeopleBelong
@iscsupporters.bsky.social

I don’t know. People want to grasp to grasp to ideas of legality like a life preserver while authoritarians warp the legal system. If you want to drown in the water, best of luck. But people are going to have to wrap their minds around the fact that authoritarian takeovers change everything.

I can relate (stream Siren's Song on Spotify now 🥰)

Text of post: “pete !! @peterokii • Mar 28 oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures?🥺🥺 yeah?🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺oò you're a moron??🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ??🥺🥺🥺

Lmbo

19-YEAR-OLD NIGERIAN FORWARD CHIAMAKA OKWUCHUKWU RECORDS THE QUICKEST DEBUT-TO-GOAL TIME IN NWSL HISTORY!!!! 🇳🇬⚽

Talk about instant impact 🌟

fuck norms there should be rules for people in power and when they break them they should pay with their freedom, their fortune or their lives 100% of the time

unpopular stance: ACAB includes Scully but not Mulder, because there's absolutely no way Fox Mulder understands what the law really is or that his job is to enforce it. he has less capacity for moral cognition than a K9 unit.

This is a hilarious spread

LFG

I love the gay whales

😭😭😭

No, this is the most ashamed you've felt as an American *so far*.

Jeff lives!!!! We thought he had been eaten like the rest of the pond fish but he survived the heron attack and has just been hiding since. I'm gonna cry, I'm so happy