"I'll just buy a 30cm wooden ruler there", I thought.

The longest ruler I could find in Tokyo was 6-inches, and they're all plastic.

Bonjour ma classe.

Where's my top student?

Every app voted for a different favourite…

Narrowed it down to either my real school uniform, or a pink fashion one.

Choose a character:

🤓 My real school uniform.
🎀 On Wednesdays we wear pink.
📑 Hellooo teach.

Which outfit should I wear - 1, 2, or 3?

(Girls' school [crossdress]-themed event. May wear two if I can.)

𝔅𝔲𝔱 𝔰𝔬𝔣𝔱! 𝔚𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔶𝔬𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔡𝔬𝔴 𝔟𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔨𝔰?
ℑ𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔄𝔗𝔈𝔈ℨ, 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔏𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔦𝔫𝔶 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔰𝔲𝔫.

Please enjoy this concert outfit photo Jay took for me.

Where are my fellow live show gremlins hiding?

(It was my first ATEEZ gig as a townie since leaving my old company, and Korea.)

The comments called me Reverse Lady Dimitrescu.

(ATEEZ concert outfit.) #OOTD

"You should take selfies from above so we can see your outfits."

If I take selfies from above, you can't see my outfit… I'm not engineered for that.

Update:
My mum (so my nephew's Nana) is crook lately.

Nephew suddenly suggested we "dig a hole next to Maeby for Nana".

[Wheeze]

My nephew asked if Maeby's all better yet.

Apparently he's been asking if he can ring her (on the phone).

:(

One of the hardest things has been Gizmo searching for Maeby.

He's never really been alone before, and has now said goodbye to four sisters (Petrouchka, Tsarina Tatiana, Lils, now Maebs).

He's been doing "the rounds", calling for her, and sleeping in places she used to.

It's devastating.

'Tis the season.

In algebra, "𝑥" is a ________?

I'm the doll you'd get if Sid from Toy Story went to therapy.

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Apparently my boots are epic and I should post them here, so enjoy, I guess.

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They say "there are plenty of fish in the SEA" then throw you in a "dating POOL".

☢️ GIVEAWAY ☢️
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If a random guy feels entitled to your time and attention: ask him for money.

He'll either bail, or he'll send you money.

Win-win.

#velfie

G'day people who forgot to drink their beverage and/or to take their meds.

#velfie

The opposite of a love language is when they use work/phone voice at you.

Share a lore drop, but about yourself.

I've been told it might be because my Facebook page links to my Onlyfans.

It doesn't.

Neither does my Instagram.

But my OF does have links to FB and IG.

I'm at such a loss, and trying to get meaningful info and help from Meta's support teams is like trying to get blood from a stone.

Meta say I lost the ability to monetise because their "technology" flagged a "connected entity violation".

Unsure why, or what exactly that means.

I've been a Facebook Gaming Partner so my account's been connected to my streaming software, widgets/alerts, and my CSP (manager).
No other apps/sites.

Meta say I lost the ability to monetise because their "technology" flagged a "connected entity violation".

Unsure why, or what exactly that means.

I've been a Facebook Gaming Partner so my account's been connected to my streaming software, widgets/alerts, and my CSP (manager).
No other apps/sites.

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

I'm very low maintenance.

I just want someone who'd happily eat my cooking, get my name tattooed, pine for me for >800yrs, worship me as a god, build me a massive temple, build me 10,000 statues, light 3,000 lanterns every year, gift me their existence, destroy 33 gods…

May I interest you in Shang Dynasty Shrek.

(Bronze, c. 1600-1050 BCE.)

I see, I provide.