If a random guy feels entitled to your time and attention: ask him for money.

He'll either bail, or he'll send you money.

Win-win.

#velfie

G'day people who forgot to drink their beverage and/or to take their meds.

#velfie

Lonely late night thoughts. #velfie

Can't sleep? Me neither.
#velfie

Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream. And maybe some nasi lemak.

#velfie #latenightthoughts

Who do I know in/near Nagoya and/or Osaka?

Pic for reach.

#velfie

#TBT #velfie

I have a commitment in Australia the Thurs arvo, but there's an event I want to attend in Japan the Fri morning…

Who am I.

#velfie

Did you miss me?

#velfie

The Bear he told you to worry about.

#ootd #velfie

Squirtle Squirtle.

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Pokémon #cosplay #velfie

World's okayest cosplayer.
⠀
#cosplay #velfie

Please choose my costume for me; brain is bung.
#velfie

Since you asked nicely. Rare forehead edition.

Taking a moment to appreciate this lip tint colour.

#velfie

This isn't even my final form.

#velfie

I still don't know whether to post photos here or not.
#velfie

🐰 vs 🐱
#velfie

Showing my forehead just feels like a sin at this point.
#velfie

Dropping my top 100 (most played with videos) tracks of 2023~

Instagram stories for the next 24-48hrs - @variableaus
instagram.com/variableaus

#velfie

Hello, new faces.
Where're you from?

#velfie

The devil works hard, but this dress works harder.

#velfie

The gods invented chartreuse for me specifically.

#velfie