The only thing worse than watching the #bluejays try to generate offense is watching the #canucks try to generate offense

Classic #canucks rush goal by Luke Schenn wait I mean Derek Forbort

#canucks Demko doing the splits now more to take pressure off his knee?

Metey showing exactly what it means to “compound errors” for this #canucks team

Okay I’m fine with the garbage day from #canucks management if Petey keeps rippin those 1Ts 🤤

Man the chaos that is Tyler Myers is unparalleled it is pure entertainment

Always nice to see Tyler Minors back for the Canucks. Impressive that lately he’s doing it without even being near an opponent for the #canucks

Jake Sanderson in the #teamUSA locker room

Crosby just holding a paper bag like he just went shopping at Birks with his hockey gear on

Connor Mcdavid has a chyted driveway???

My favorite all time Atlanta Thrasher is Dany Chytley

Vancouver seems to have a Chyt dome every summer

My favorite Val Kilmer movie is “Chyt”

#canucks Filip Chytil is so hot right now, that I’m going to make a bunch of random references using his name 🧵

Could say that he’s really bringing the Chyt

He’s on a two game Chyter right now

Players with more goals than JT miller AND Elias Pettersson:

Adam Gaudette
Barrett Hayton
Bo Horvat
Josh Norris

Makes you think 🤔🧐🤨🫥

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JT traded? Quinn injured? Streak over?

JT gonna be missed the most on the #canucks PP no doubt. So need to find some new looks

Matt Duchene with the massive Dany Hartley visor thought those were decommissioned

JT really dodged #Canucks media with this trade

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Love seeing Demko deny Zack L’heureux from District 11 #canucks #predators

Now let's close this MFer out to do something they so rarely do this year

Hold a lead
Win two games in a row

Look at this Quinn Hughes pass. Under Suter's shins. Ridiculous. #Canucks

Holy shit Quinn Hughes #canucks #assistoftheyear

Why is it only football players that thank God every time they win? It is being American? Or does God just love football the most out of sports?

Is this not what’s the most infuriating part of the season? They are capable of playing with the best teams in the league

And then the next game they completely mail it in. Same players, same coaching.

😂 thanks man, wish I had a jacuzzi suit with me

Just got back from the hospital with significant SOB, and a bit of nausea. Was unclear what the cause was but ruled out lots.

But I failed to mention to the doctors how things were trending in #canucks land because the symptoms are likely just a physical response to the team as a whole right now.

I know there’s bigger picture issues here, but does anyone else find it weird that Petey doesn’t body check like a normal person anymore, he leads with his butt all the time?

Butt checks? Maybe that’s his problem this year. Someone should do a deep dive about this.

Please end my #canucks misery