Definitely worth bring Fernandez back in and making him captain. The performance level has responded accordingly to his 'leadership'. #TheFootball

Europa Conference is our level. It's the level that the owners have bought players for.

There’s the Welbeck goal lmao. Bingo card complete.

Telly and Chelsea performance synced

Well, the good news about #TheFootball is that Chelsea will finish no lower than 11th as I don't think either Palace or Fulham will overtake us.

The bad news is that I think finishing 10th or 11th is quite likely. Sunderland in particular should be picking up six points before they even play us.

Mad fact... 42% of Labour Prime Ministers have had to fire Peter Mandelson.

VIOLENCE is never the answer, my granddad used to say. As such, when I appeared on The Weakest Link a few years back, and Anne Robinson asked "What "V' is a noun meaning 'physical force intend. ed to hurt, damage or kill?'," I said I didn't know, and subsequently got voted off without winning a penny. Thanks a fucking bunch, granddad. T Ellen, London

The Chelsea fans on here are the only people less happy about how today has gone than Shabna Mahmood's leadership bid campaign manager

They might all have food poisoning

Well done Chelsea. Couldn't hold out for more than 4 minutes.

Driver clocked at 135mph was on way to collect a Chinese takeaway The driver was caught driving at nearly double the speed limit on the A26 near Kilrea, County Londonderry.

It's not on that the BBC illustrated this story with a picture of the innocent victim
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

a man with a beard is sitting at a table with the words brother eww on the bottom Alt: a man with a beard is sitting at a table with the words brother eww on the bottom

Fernandez captaincy

That's a 'I've got a tax bill to pay' gig if I've ever seen one.

You know, Anas Sarwar was right and it's too late to fuck him off into the bin now.

Shabna Mahmood is manifesting Woke 1.0 #ThePolitics

Revan is really good for this kind of thing. But I don't use them as I'm staunch anti build guides, because I just love the misery (and like bumbling through myself).

this is a very dark accidental joke about foreign news priorities about Africa

True, but I played the game using the incredibly complicated and detailed approach of 'picking what sounds cool' and only struggled on one battle in the Final Act. And that wasn't the final battle.

steve rogers turns to the camera and says 'and ignore anything you hear about this 'kang' guy, that'll all work itself out'

It'll be a bit manky by Friday 8 May tbf.

Fuck it, I'm bidding 100K under asking price whilst dropping a note to the council that it's been left empty.

Andrea Jenkyns and Nadine Dorries used to pull that shit.

Looking at the house sales in my local area and I suspect that we are now firmly into ex-rental panic sales. A LOT of 2/3 bedroom houses, all chain free, all about 20-30K cheaper than they were being listed a while ago

Graph showing my water usage suddenly jumping to 3000L a day

Graph showing my upstairs neighbour's water usage jumping to 3500L a day

Got to give Thames Water credit for sending both my upstairs neighbour and I letters explaining we were using more water than anticipated and only clocking it might be their side when we mentioned the shape of the graphs was identical...

On top of everything else, the level of 'embattled' behaviour going on with senior ministers and their comfort zone of lashing out of their traditional supporters shows the government is both in disarray and denial.

Forest are getting relegated after we beat them and lose to Tottenham. Make your peace with it now, it'll hurt less in May.

Well let's see how this strategy of telling "white liberals" to "fuck right off" works out in the local elections

No for the same reason you'd bring back Thatcher, right?

Against the Storm is 9/10 minimum Roguelite City Builder; Nine Kings, Nova Roma, He is Coming and Heart of the Machine are quality little indie titles; and there's the likes of Old World and Endless Legend 2 for some more meaty strategy.

Oh hello, this is interesting. Hooded Horse have come out of nowhere to be one of the Indie Publishing powerhouses, and to my eye they are significantly more tolerant of slow progress than a regular publisher is and as a result have been rewarded with some banger releases and bigger names signing up