Post Canon jayce is trying to attic wife Viktor and I am HERE FOR IT

Honestly thank fuck I couldn't register for intermediate Latin bc apparently the class is at 530 pm yikes

Make the collar bigger than his head lol

And it sucks cuz realistically I could jerk off rn but I'm worried about my tummyyyyyyyyy ugh

Douching question

If it's been like 6 hours since you ate and you douche and then you eat how long do u have to play with no risk of mess

Omg I didn't even stop to think they might be related 😭 makes sense tho my body loves to betray me

Of course when my intestines feel icky and unstable my dick is rock hard

"anything else on ur mind" and as I was saying no the call ended lol I hope she doesn't expect me to try to get back on. It was over anywsy

I Coudl probably tell it to come up with slurs to call it and it would come up with some and give reasons why they'd be good but it would mean nothing

Vander's shirt: If Lost Return To Silco
Silco's shirt: I am Silco. Keep him.

Omen
#viktor #arcane

Idk man I feel like there's no word you could possibly create that would degrade or humiliate or belittle a machine that feels nothing 🤷 like if the word can have no possible effect on the group it's being used against then it can't be a negative word in that way right

Remember that sports were not gender segregated when women first started being able to compete until they continually beat the men (not all sports but enough where it became a problem). They did not do it to make it more fair for women

Digital illustration of Viktor walking down the street with a steaming coffee cup in hand. He has a pissy expression partially covered by a thick scarf. He’s wearing a bulky sweater with a leather jacket over top. His breath is visible indicating it’s cold as balls.

He hate the damn cold

#ViktorArcane

This is Fitz and June. Fitz just got here and thinks this place is pretty great. June was here first and thinks it's time to return Fitz. 13/10 for both (TT: muester)

A brown bunny stands on a stool in a library aisle, reaching up to books on a shelf. The text overlay reads "Found this guy in my library."

Bitch pissin me off frfr

Hairs got2go

Went "oh no a delusion" but I looked into it and I'm just very smart and it is real at least in like... Some way (society being made to turn cashless so it's more difficult to help unhoused people)

SlimShots: #Eminem #f'djt

Digital illustration of Jayce on his knees slowly sliding off his shorts and showing his cute pink thong. He already has his shirt off and his nipple is showing off. However, he still has his socks and sneakers on since it is still part of his lingerie.

Viktor’s iPad Pro 13-inch wants to airdrop you a photo

#JayceTalis #Jayvik || implied age-gap & student/professor

Distinguished gentleman

BUT THAT'S WEIRD

I can't say nothing when she asks how am I but I don't knowwww even the emotion wheel/chart isn't helping me anymore

Hopefully since I have a quiz tomorrow more people will be in class so I don't have to answer as any conversations. She always asks at the beginning of class how we're doing (in Latin) and I usually answer somni but now it's gonna be in English idk man or maybe even just nihil

Anyone else have certain creators that they cannot actually watch the screen bc the creator speaks directly to the viewer and no I'm not gonna hold eye contact and drain myself of that energy when they aren't even there to appreciate it. But it feels just as bad as eye contact does nkrnally

I need to try to do something. Not now. Not sure what; write, maybe just read, crochet? See if I can still write well. See if I still know how to read. Crochet... Idk, I never got too good at it

jayce with his eggs

viktor voice no thats impossible. everybody could not POSSIBLY be kung fu fighting

Pokémon creepypasta where you're playing gold/silver and go to the normal gym and her miltank destroys you. You go and train up gain some levels. Her miltank is now 1 level higher than your Pokémon. It demolished you. Rinse and repeat until you're 100 and it's lvl 101 somehow