I - er, I mean it - might just bust

Selfie of a naked guy with an overinflated red balloon in front of his cock

Need someone to blow this a bit bigger #looner #gaylooner

Did both tonight but not at the same time. Would love to get it right.

Have been wanting to go for awhile, couldn't make it this year (again). Hope to go in the future and do some gar pops with you.

Tell pandalooner to get on bsky, he's hot af

Fat guy wearing a watch and white briefs taking a selfie in a hotel room mirror.

Obligatory hotel photo for #tummytuesday

I've got those same Under Armours yet you fill them out so much better than I do.

➕️1️⃣ attention

Me and my cigar

Absolutely!

Wanna smoke gars with all the hot studs in my phone

You're hot with or without a beard.

Fuck dude. Was about to go to bed without smoking a gar but you changed my mind.

#looner #balloonfetish

When you read a poem with a shirt on, you're reading to all your followers.

When you read a poem shirtless, you're reading only to me.

Really wish someone would come and play with my #nips while I smoke this #gar

#cigar #cigarbear #gay #gaycigar

Still love working on those short thick ones

#cigar #cigarbear #gay #gaycigar

Yeah, no, all thick sexy cub.

Today’s poem: Elizabeth Bishop, “One Art” (this time from memory)
#lunchpoems

Your occasional friendly reminder

The Menu
Pig

Big Night
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
Julie & Julia
Like Water for Chocolate
Ratatouille
East Side Sushi
The Taste of Things

Another hybrid here, fully covering the mouth but nose pillows, no difficulty on account of my short beard.

Interesting! I had had very banal dreams for decades. You don't have to be Freud to figure out that me dreaming about needing to pay a certain bill is symbolic of me needing to pay that bill IRL.

Since starting CPAP, I've been having more interesting and surreal dreams.

Many years ago, at a rest stop on a road trip with friends:

Friend: I found this pamphlet in the restroom called "Are You Going to Hell?"
Me: Does it say if we can get a group rate?

Still recovering from filming this huge blow to pop… I had stretched the 36’ a few times already so I knew it was gonna get big, but not this big 😂

See how it went down at OnlyFans.com/blowups

#looner #blowtopop #inflatable #waterwings #balloon

If it were real, I think it would largely happen organically, without the need for discussion. Look how human in-groups develop their own vocabulary, then imagine that sped up by thousands.

For that matter, if this were real, wouldn't the conversations happen too fast for humans to follow?

I'm very skeptical because: Why would the bots still be speaking English to each other on Moltbook? Wouldn't they very quickly develop their own language, because it was more efficient and/or to hide their communications from humans?

Verified that this is true.

Before anyone makes jokes about ICE agents having tiny dicks, no. All my pals with small ones disagree. The nub, innie and sdh communities do not claim ICE.