The sky was looking ominous so I asked my phone "surely it can't rain today?" To which Siri responded "yes it is going to rain, and don't call me Shirley" it was at this point I knew my phone was on airplane mode.
Also, good morning. ☕️
#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub
As a reminder, don’t believe everything you see or read online today.
Which is actually pretty good advice every other day of the year, too.
The struggle was real
Tried a new spin on mashed potatoes last night using small red russets blended with sour cream and sautéed onions and garlic. Turns out I used about twice as much of the onion as needed for proper balance. So, obviously, I have to get another bag of potatoes to boil and mix in to dilute everything.
Cheese, lettuce, cheese, tomato, cheese, bacon, with a smear of mayo and ketchup.
What can say, I like cheese. 😆
Question of the day: What do you put on a burger?
#QuestionOfTheDay
#Burger
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason why I have trust issues.
Coffee and pancakes. Who's with me?
#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub
I have no idea what this is, but I want one.
I see no way this could go wrong...
Post the first thing that comes to mind when you see this:
According to my mother, as a child I really loved Cheerios. She would find them all over the kitchen after breakfast, so apparently I loved to play with them as much as I loved eating them. 😜
And yes, that's me at a very young age.
Question of the Day: What was your favorite childhood breakfast cereal?
#QuestionOfTheDay
I still miss velcro sneakers. I also miss the days when having velcro sneakers was considered cool.
Apparently, AI really has no idea what a croissant is supposed to look like.
Be that as it may, I'm still craving a croissant this morning. The real kind, not the AI kind.
#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub ☕
Did you ever notice that people who wear camoflauge out in public are not getting the point of camoflauge?
I need this sign.
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they make no sense
Refrigerator
#haiku
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, "I'd so tap that."
I'm up. I'm in my office. I have coffee. The jury is still out on whether I am awake of not, though...
#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub
Found out this morning that someone broke into my house and stole my limbo stick. Honestly...how low can you go?
Had go in the office today for the first time in two weeks for a meeting.
Can you sense my joy of being in the meeting?
Every time I hear Kenny G playing at CVS it's non-consensual sax.
One thing about being a traffic reporter: the more bored you are, the better traffic is.
In celebration of National Spinach Day, the Question of the Day is: What is your favorite vegetable?
#QuestionOfTheDay
#NationalSpinachDay
Turns out the five second rule doesn't apply to a bowl full of breakfast cereal…
It may not be the healthiest breakfast, but there's just something about a donut and a cup of hot coffee that hits the spot.
#GoodMorning
#CaffeineClub
