PS, said painting (actually pencil crayon doddle but will work on for sure now!)
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S'cuse me while I go piss in the corner!

Cos my creativity cup was just MEGA refilled to runneth over... Courtesy of a certain Sea Witch!
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#Calypso'sBirthday

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AHOY!
Been off radar & uber busy w/ home education & trying to sort my son's EHCP tribunal!
Now found out it's not till March 2026! 😱
So, my fic hit a standstill! 😭
Edited up to 1st scene Ch20 so far.
I PROMISE more to come!
In the meantime, I got an iPad!
Teach me PROCEATE?!
Izzy sketch FN!

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Finally managed to edit "Never Left!" - Chapter 19, The Nose Never Knows!
(Get it? Cos he ain't got one!)
Ricky gets drunk and contemplates his regrets in killing Izzy Hands. And how he once treated his former flame, Robert Badminton.
Rated M for Muchos swearing!
👃🏴‍☠️

Hahaha perfection mastered! Love it 😄

lament of the kraken #ofmd

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How to get a man to leave a room, brought to you by Archie.
🤣

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Even when the most serious shit is going down, I cannot write Archie being serious! 🤣❤

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Bonus: Also edited Chapter 18, The Moon That Turned The Tide.
Frenchie and Hornberry look past their pasts and face their fears.
A fun food fight erupts after Hornberry's new crew proves to be more than meets the eye.
And Jim explains their worries to Archie about Nana's safety.

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Can't get the tune of the kids' show, Rosie & Jim, out of my head.
Except it's;
"Archie & Jim,
Archie & JIm,
Tugging along on the old Revenge
Archie & Jim
Archie & Jim,
And Izzy's sometimes is a gusher!"

#OFMD
Fun fact, when Stede meets Ricky Banes for the first time, by the wall of wanted posters; you can see a small poster in the bottom right for PANAMA MARITIME TRADERS!
😂

I have been editing all day with a "Boonsrito" behind me, while flaring up in bed.
My cat is nicknamed Boons, cos he's my treasure ☺️
S'cuse the shirt 🤣

#OFMDfic
"Never Left!" Chapter 17, The Road To Everywhere.
Now remastered on the Archive.

Zheng and Auntie admit why they were on the Republic to begin with as they escape capture by the Spanish Navy and run across Panama via Zheng's secret trade route
Dubbed by Auntie as "The Panama Channel"
(M)

#Stedebeard
❤️🧜🏻🐙❤️

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"Never Left!" The fanfiction.

It never left!
Tying together seasons 1 & 2. Along with more actual pirate history.
"Never Left!" follows on directly from the end of the last season.
Stede and Ed have to put their inn plans aside for the adventure of a lifetime! 2 lives in fact!

gofund.me/a10afb97

I'm 9 readers away from hitting the 3k mark! 🤯
Anyone looking for a slow burn S3 fic that "Never Left!" 😉
???
(Currently remastered up to ch16)
archiveofourown.org/works/517617...

Come read mine? He's gonna help save Stede!

Today's #OFMDheadcanon
In keeping with my big ass , S3 mega fic!

After Ed killed his dad, he raced home to tell his mum they were free of him. But she'd gone to work. He ran to the Carmody estate to tell her, but the butler answered. Who was always nice to him. And named Edward!
Read on below!

a man laying on the floor with the words " you came back " on the bottom ALT: a man laying on the floor with the words " you came back " on the bottom

Nice. Very good. Love that!

So, yes. My work needs editing and I'm DOING IT! The whole tale is in my head. Most of it is literally dreamt up and half of it was written when I was microdosing for depression, the menopause bloody hit AND I'm disabled and caring for me lad with ASD and fighting for his education.
Still here?

On top of that, we fell out over a silly thing, as siblings are prone to doing occasionally, and hadn't spoken in months. We made up the day before. My last words to him were, "Get on TikTok!" (it was the first COVID lockdown, sue me!)

My point is, A woman's work HIT HOME!

In May 2020, Keith sadly didn't survive a fishing trip where my dad's boat took on water as Keith's leg became entangled in rope, on the other end of which was the anchor. It's very reminiscent of Ed's trip out of the gravy basket! But alas, no mermaid.

(1)In case folk are unaware...
(TW Death by drowning, grief)
"Never Left!" My season 3 fanfic started in Nov 23. It's dedicated to my achingly departed brother, Keith.
As well as BEING a thank you to the whole production of #OFMD for breaking the dam that stumped (and still does) my creativity.

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On the plus side, from beyond this last chapter edit, most of the plot is laid down. So, from now on, it's just fixing grammar and flow.
But I got 16 down from 12k words to 10k 😬
That's a lotta waffle!

ONG I thought that when I placed them 🤣

Though I must say, kudos on 800! I'm working on one massive season 3 idea that's took me two years to get halfway where I want it to be 🤣

Kink wise I'm unaware. But I love writing them as frenemies over bondage and reminiscing of the good days of the Golden Age 😁

I might?

Hornigold and Auntie.

Trust me, it's fun!