I did two arts for chapter 1 and if you want to see the second one you’ll just have to go read ;)
(But you should go read anyway because Ed is a teacher, Alma’s a menace, and R’s world is SO CUTE)
#ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdart #gentlebeard
A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 126: Planet Sextacular Summary: Ed: where the fuck are you bro? Ed: the gremlins have taken the kitchen!
Lil update for you :D
archiveofourown.org/works/542974...
#ofmd #ofmdfic
the more I work on this, the more intense Ed gets sksksksks!
prepare yourselves, lambs
#WIPWednesday #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
“May I join you?” Stede asks. Ed nods. Stede walks around the bed so he can slide in under the covers behind him, wrapping an arm around him, kissing him on the shoulder blade. “Been a long day, right?” he said. “Feels like…a lot has happened.” “Yeah,” says Ed. And it doesn't feel possible to add to that without saying too much, cutting open a little window into one of the chambers of his heart, wine dark and overflowing.
Tiny little #WIPWednesday from the next chapter of One Foot on the Ground. #ofmdfic
i don’t really have anything new for #wipwedneaday so i am going to share this one again in case you missed it.
😘
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
#ofmdnsfw #ofmdsims #MermaidEd #ofmdfic
from part 38 😉
🧜♂️ archiveofourown.org/works/476439... ✨
Hello. Am I allowed to do a cheeky #taketwotuesday? So yeah, I wrote this. Here it is again. I'm going to go away now. Thanks. Bye. #ofmdfic
What a coincidence that #TakeTwoTuesday falls on the one year ficversary of “How the Turn Tables”. If you’re still buzzing with mini-reunion vibes, this slutty meta-fic is the perfect read! 💖 #OFMDFic
archiveofourown.org/works/64315066
For #TakeTwoTuesday here's some innkeepers era pwp, featuring probably one of the funniest lines I've ever written...
archiveofourown.org/works/64257778
#OFMDFic #Gentlebeard
![[ID: Title card for OFMDfanfic “In Name Only” created by latinkraken: Title card has a background of warm, medium brown woodgrain. The title is on a diagonal teal sticky note in black cursive. It's overlapping a purple sticky note in a handwriting font that says “by LyraTalise.” In the top right corner in white font is “marriage of convenience” and beneath that in the same font “glacial burn.” The bottom left corner has the same white font and reads “rated E” and “80k words.” End ID]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lbw7awvormh43lb2de6ngaz3/bafkreihhmb4rcjf3gs5jbwon4dsrfdgb6w7j6xeblv5ww4hqk26vkrbzme)
[ID: Title card for OFMDfanfic “In Name Only” created by latinkraken: Title card has a background of warm, medium brown woodgrain. The title is on a diagonal teal sticky note in black cursive. It's overlapping a purple sticky note in a handwriting font that says “by LyraTalise.” In the top right corner in white font is “marriage of convenience” and beneath that in the same font “glacial burn.” The bottom left corner has the same white font and reads “rated E” and “80k words.” End ID]
Ch 3 of In Name Only in which Stede doesn't go on a date, and Ed helps with an emergency. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/810500...
#Podfic Playlist on Soundcloud: on.soundcloud.com/SzT6bGfLrwa2...
Cover Art for a fic. A blue sneaker lands in a muddy puddle. In pink and purple bubble letters: One Foot on the Ground by PilotPirate.
Chapter 4 of race walking fic One Foot on the Ground is up! They're on their feet and having a day! archiveofourown.org/works/782882... #ofmdfic #ofmd
Read read read! 🥰
#ofmdfic
happy #sexualsunday
i hope you enjoy this little burst of inspiration i got today. <3
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 125: Captain Kneebow
Little treat for the weekend :)
archiveofourown.org/works/542974...
#OFMD #OFMDfic
📜 Saturday fic rec 💖
"Send out the morning birds" (2024, AU, Rated E, 41K) by @foxtails
Ed's done surviving in a postapocalyptic world, until a new arrival at his community makes him reconsider.
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57247294
#OFMDFic #OFMD
3 years ago, I wrote 25 one-shots for JanuAUry & I’m just very proud of that accomplishment, so here’s the collection. If you have an AU trope youre all about, there is a *very* good chance I wrote it
#ofmd #ofmdfic #gentlebeard with a sprinkling of #tealoranges
archiveofourown.org/series/3281415
"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate" by Artana. Summary: Stede arrives at his childhood home to celebrate his father's birthday. Things do not go as planned. Or Stede's father gets murdered the night after his birthday party, and now everyone is a suspect.
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1930s, Inspired By Agatha Christie, Murder Mystery, POV Stede Bonnet, Canon-typical bullying, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Typical Sexism, Period-Typical Homophobia, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Edward Bonnet is a dick, not for long don't worry, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, Eventual Smut
"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate" is now complete at 35k words!
Rated E, murder mystery au set in 1930s and inspired by Agatha Christie. When Stede's father gets murdered the night after his birthday party, everyone becomes a suspect.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/802273...
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
A title card of a fic "Nightmare of his own" by team WTF OFMD.
"Nightmare of his own", 500-words ficlet about Izzy's worst nightmare, one-sided Edizzy.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/80741516
#ofmdwtfk #ofmdfic
Chapter 2 of In Name Only is now up as a #podfic from @kninjaknitter.bsky.social. 💜 #OFMD #OFMDfic
soundcloud.com/user-3761719...
From the next holiday market boys. Purposely out of context, but if you’ve read part 9, you can probably guess ❤️🎄🥂💌
#ficwip #WordGameWednesday #ofmdfic
“Fuck yes,” he says. Stede finds the lube on the bedside table while Ed lies back, lets one knee fall out to the side. Stede kneels there between his legs, towel still wrapped around his waist. “Let’s get rid of this,” Ed says, and pulls the towel off Stede, throwing it to the side, releasing Stede’s hard cock. Fuck, Ed's basically got a Greek god statue kneeling in front of him, if Greek statues were allowed to have raging hard-ons. Well, there are definitely historical sculpted boners, fertility gods, etc., but Ed doesn’t think he’s ever seen one on a real life size gorgeous muscley hunk of marble like the one before him, if marble had hair and freckles and slightly soft tummies and all those grabbable, tastable things—goddamn, Ed’s aching for that perfect cock. He needs it like he needs oxygen. “That’s better,” he says, running a hand up and down Stede’s chest, still warm and slightly damp from the shower. “Fuck man, you’re gorgeous.” “You’re just saying that because you’re horny,” says Stede, obviously hiding a smile. He squeezes out a generous amount of lube into his hand. “Um, no. I’m horny because you’re gorgeous. All fuckin’ legs and muscles and tits and ah—” and he’s reduced to just sounds because after gently sliding behind his balls and circling his hole and sliding a finger in, Stede has immediately started rubbing his prostate, and the sensation is intense and electrifying.
A #WIPWednesday for One Foot on the Ground. All the smutty stuff in this fic needs heavy editing, but I did make myself giggle with Ed's train of thought here! #ofmdfic
Stede clicked through the contact section at the top of the app and tapped Ed’s number to call it. “Holy shit. I didn’t even know that could happen. Witchcraft,” answered Ed. “Speaking of witchcraft, how’s your cat situation?” Stede asked, propping himself against his headboard with his pillow. “Hard to say. I have seen no more or less cats than usual. Do you think I need to wear both of them?” “You may need to consult with Frenchie for the full scoop, but I feel like one earring would at least have you at half power, but then it probably has something to do with resonances.” “Yeah, I have a feeling I didn’t get it quite right. I may need to align my chakras.” Stede giggled. “Best of luck with that. How’s soup?” “How’s soap?” “Bubbling along,” they answered together, this time both bursting into giggles.
#WIPWednesday for Ch 3 of In Name Only, in which Ed and Stede have a phone call. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic
This fandom is insane (/pos). Only we would have 3 (and counting) fics about a goofy chicken drawing #OFMDfic
The Great Goofus Doofus Bidding War: archiveofourown.org/works/81638656
All Our Eggs in One Basket: archiveofourown.org/works/81782661
Goofus Doofus: archiveofourown.org/works/81815816
Oh hey it's still #TakeTwoTuesday and on Sunday at our pirate writing meet up a friend was like, "so I read this fic where Ed's physical therapist is Stede and he fires him as a patient and Ed is trying to figure out why" and I was like "I wrote that!" 🤗 archiveofourown.org/works/55791703 #ofmdfic
A woven basket full of eggs on a wooden table against a black background. To the left is white text that reads "All Our Eggs in One Basket By bUtterscUp G | 5.5k words".
The #FandomCraftMarket is over, but we can still enjoy the goofiness of the great bidding war for Goofus Doofus. See "All Our Eggs in One Basket", or Ed obsessing over Goofus Doofus for 5.5k words. 🐔 #OFMDFic
For @clairegregoryau.bsky.social and smallest kid. ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/81782661
Title card for OFMDfanfic “In Name Only” created by latinkraken: Title card has a background of warm, medium brown woodgrain. The title is on a diagonal teal sticky note in black cursive. It's overlapping a purple sticky note in a handwriting font that says “by LyraTalise.” In the top right corner in white font is “marriage of convenience” and beneath that in the same font “glacial burn.” The bottom left corner has the same white font and reads “rated E” and “80k words.”
Ch 2 of In Name Only in which Stede finishes his story, and Ed plays hooky. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/810500...
