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A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 125: Captain Kneebow
Little treat for the weekend :)
archiveofourown.org/works/542974...
#OFMD #OFMDfic
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📜 Saturday fic rec 💖
"Send out the morning birds" (2024, AU, Rated E, 41K) by @foxtails
Ed's done surviving in a postapocalyptic world, until a new arrival at his community makes him reconsider.
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57247294
#OFMDFic #OFMD
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3 years ago, I wrote 25 one-shots for JanuAUry & I’m just very proud of that accomplishment, so here’s the collection. If you have an AU trope youre all about, there is a *very* good chance I wrote it
#ofmd #ofmdfic #gentlebeard with a sprinkling of #tealoranges
archiveofourown.org/series/3281415
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"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate" by Artana. Summary: Stede arrives at his childhood home to celebrate his father's birthday. Things do not go as planned. Or Stede's father gets murdered the night after his birthday party, and now everyone is a suspect.
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1930s, Inspired By Agatha Christie, Murder Mystery, POV Stede Bonnet, Canon-typical bullying, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Typical Sexism, Period-Typical Homophobia, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Edward Bonnet is a dick, not for long don't worry, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, Eventual Smut
"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate" is now complete at 35k words!
Rated E, murder mystery au set in 1930s and inspired by Agatha Christie. When Stede's father gets murdered the night after his birthday party, everyone becomes a suspect.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/802273...
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
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A title card of a fic "Nightmare of his own" by team WTF OFMD.
"Nightmare of his own", 500-words ficlet about Izzy's worst nightmare, one-sided Edizzy.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/80741516
#ofmdwtfk #ofmdfic
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Chapter 2 of In Name Only is now up as a #podfic from @kninjaknitter.bsky.social. 💜 #OFMD #OFMDfic
soundcloud.com/user-3761719...
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From the next holiday market boys. Purposely out of context, but if you’ve read part 9, you can probably guess ❤️🎄🥂💌
#ficwip #WordGameWednesday #ofmdfic
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“Fuck yes,” he says. Stede finds the lube on the bedside table while Ed lies back, lets one knee fall out to the side. Stede kneels there between his legs, towel still wrapped around his waist. “Let’s get rid of this,” Ed says, and pulls the towel off Stede, throwing it to the side, releasing Stede’s hard cock. Fuck, Ed's basically got a Greek god statue kneeling in front of him, if Greek statues were allowed to have raging hard-ons. Well, there are definitely historical sculpted boners, fertility gods, etc., but Ed doesn’t think he’s ever seen one on a real life size gorgeous muscley hunk of marble like the one before him, if marble had hair and freckles and slightly soft tummies and all those grabbable, tastable things—goddamn, Ed’s aching for that perfect cock. He needs it like he needs oxygen. “That’s better,” he says, running a hand up and down Stede’s chest, still warm and slightly damp from the shower. “Fuck man, you’re gorgeous.” “You’re just saying that because you’re horny,” says Stede, obviously hiding a smile. He squeezes out a generous amount of lube into his hand. “Um, no. I’m horny because you’re gorgeous. All fuckin’ legs and muscles and tits and ah—” and he’s reduced to just sounds because after gently sliding behind his balls and circling his hole and sliding a finger in, Stede has immediately started rubbing his prostate, and the sensation is intense and electrifying.
A #WIPWednesday for One Foot on the Ground. All the smutty stuff in this fic needs heavy editing, but I did make myself giggle with Ed's train of thought here! #ofmdfic
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Stede clicked through the contact section at the top of the app and tapped Ed’s number to call it. “Holy shit. I didn’t even know that could happen. Witchcraft,” answered Ed. “Speaking of witchcraft, how’s your cat situation?” Stede asked, propping himself against his headboard with his pillow. “Hard to say. I have seen no more or less cats than usual. Do you think I need to wear both of them?” “You may need to consult with Frenchie for the full scoop, but I feel like one earring would at least have you at half power, but then it probably has something to do with resonances.” “Yeah, I have a feeling I didn’t get it quite right. I may need to align my chakras.” Stede giggled. “Best of luck with that. How’s soup?” “How’s soap?” “Bubbling along,” they answered together, this time both bursting into giggles.
#WIPWednesday for Ch 3 of In Name Only, in which Ed and Stede have a phone call. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic
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This fandom is insane (/pos). Only we would have 3 (and counting) fics about a goofy chicken drawing #OFMDfic
The Great Goofus Doofus Bidding War: archiveofourown.org/works/81638656
All Our Eggs in One Basket: archiveofourown.org/works/81782661
Goofus Doofus: archiveofourown.org/works/81815816
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Oh hey it's still #TakeTwoTuesday and on Sunday at our pirate writing meet up a friend was like, "so I read this fic where Ed's physical therapist is Stede and he fires him as a patient and Ed is trying to figure out why" and I was like "I wrote that!" 🤗 archiveofourown.org/works/55791703 #ofmdfic
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A woven basket full of eggs on a wooden table against a black background. To the left is white text that reads "All Our Eggs in One Basket By bUtterscUp G | 5.5k words".
The #FandomCraftMarket is over, but we can still enjoy the goofiness of the great bidding war for Goofus Doofus. See "All Our Eggs in One Basket", or Ed obsessing over Goofus Doofus for 5.5k words. 🐔 #OFMDFic
For @clairegregoryau.bsky.social and smallest kid. ❤️
archiveofourown.org/works/81782661
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Title card for OFMDfanfic “In Name Only” created by latinkraken: Title card has a background of warm, medium brown woodgrain. The title is on a diagonal teal sticky note in black cursive. It's overlapping a purple sticky note in a handwriting font that says “by LyraTalise.” In the top right corner in white font is “marriage of convenience” and beneath that in the same font “glacial burn.” The bottom left corner has the same white font and reads “rated E” and “80k words.”
Ch 2 of In Name Only in which Stede finishes his story, and Ed plays hooky. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/810500...
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Chapter 10 is finally on AO3!!
archiveofourown.org/works/726306...
So Stede finally realizes what a lousy situation he and Ed are in and is trying his best to fix it (just in case, read the TWs at the beginning of the chapter)
#OFMD #OFMDfic #TheFloatingHearse
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A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 124: So muching fuck Summary: Technically, they could’ve gone home together. Should’ve. Shitty environmental behaviour, both of them heading in different directions, but they’d crossed paths at the door and both tripped over each other’s words. “I need to pick up–” “D’you mind if–” Both grinning like fucking tigers. Tigers with plans. Horny plans, if Ed was reading the room right and he absolutely definitely would make it so. He had a pretty as a picture purple stash in his bag, after all. Couldn’t waste that, not tonight.
Hand is better enough to do some typing :D Between this and the cleaning, it's been a productive weekend.
archiveofourown.org/works/542974...
#OFMD #OFMDfic
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I decided to pop this up on A03 as well. archiveofourown.org/works/81635156
#OFMDFic #OFMDFanfic #OFMDSkyfic
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Final Chapter (10 of 10)
📜 "A Gentleman’s Guide to Piracy" (Rated E)
A gentleman boards Ed’s ship to interview Blackbeard for a book, and Ed agrees for the fun of it. Until Stede’s questions start making him rethink what he wants from life.
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/78657681
#OFMDFic #Ofmd
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trying this again? 🧜♂️✨
#ofmdnsfw #ofmdsims #ts4 #gentlebeard #ofmdfic
part 38 now up on ao3!
▫️ archiveofourown.org/works/476439... ▫️
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hello sunshine
2.5k, fluff, meet cute, pining
archiveofourown.org/works/64017049
And bonus podfic for your earholes 🥰
archiveofourown.org/works/65956273
#ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdfluff
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dim screenshot of sim ed's ankles, with sim izzy, in his mermaid form, dragging him down underneath the water. text reads "breathing underwater part 38"
omg finally!
#ofmd #ofmdfic #MermaidEd #ts4
🧜♂️✨ archiveofourown.org/works/476439... ✨🧜♂️
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chapter 9 of ‘reach for the clouds’ is now live 🥰
#OFMD #OfmdFic
archiveofourown.org/works/670683...
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Weekend bump for this new fic, now with a #podfic from @kninjaknitter.bsky.social! #OFMDfic
Words: archiveofourown.org/works/81050021
Playlist: soundcloud.com/user-3761719...
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Black and white art of Ed and Stede from Our Flag Means Death standing in Spanish Jackie'z. Stede claps his hands in Ed's black leather suit, and Ed strikes a pose in Stede's white suit.
I made a little fic for @ofmdzb.bsky.social as part of the @crewforlife.bsky.social gift exchange. It's been a few weeks now, so I thought I'd share it! Huge thanks to @tresdem.bsky.social for beta-reading and @515253545.bsky.social for the adorable art! #OFMDfic
archiveofourown.org/works/81477061
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Beginning of my Officer Shaw/Jeffrey Fettering WIP 😁
I started this last summer, I am committing to finishing it for Rare Ships Week!
#WIPWednesday #OFMDRareShips #OFMDfic
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“Right, very good, love that.” And then’s it’s Ed’s turn to roll on top of Stede. “Something real. Definitely on the same page.” And then he’s kissing Stede deeply, and Stede’s mouth opens for him, welcoming him in. Ed pulls away and unzips Stede’s jacket, then gets to work on those rubber buttons, which are unfortunately quite finicky. Stede’s lucky Ed doesn’t just rip them off. He keeps his struggle to himself, pretending he deals with asshole rubber buttons every day. “And what else was that you said?” he asks in a low voice. Stede is squirming a bit underneath him, as Ed delights in the unveiling of his broad chest, tinged pink, the light smattering of curly hair, all the surfaces he can’t wait to touch and kiss and lick. “Umm, I said a lot of things, I think?” He gasps as Ed gets the last button undone and goes straight for those tits, grabbing a fistful and then bending down to suck a nipple into his mouth, enjoying the sweat scent there, the salty taste, the lingering evidence of Stede’s physical exertion. Stede groans. “What was the question again?” he gasps.
Here's a #WIPWednesday for One Foot on the Ground! Skipping over ch 4 straight to ch 5 and only 🌶️-adjacent but labeled suggestive just in case (and spoiler alert I guess? But I don't think anyone ever doubted they'd find their way here lol) #ofmdfic
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