So excited to share that this #podfic is now complete for anyone that prefers to listen to tender monsterfucking stories with their earholes. Thanks to @littlefingies.bsky.social for a fantastic performance. 💜 #ofmdfic
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Meet-Cute, Glory Hole, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Semi-Public Sex, bottle episode fic, I mean almost this whole thing takes place in a bathroom, Banter, Romantic Comedy, Falling In Love, incapable of taking it slow in any universe, implied infidelity, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Explicit Sexual Content, from the start, Fluff and Smut, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Happy Ending, just so many blow jobs, and so many feelings, And so much embarrassment, they're just a couple of sexy disaster dorks, Face-Fucking, Pining, Laughter During Sex, like a lot, Talking During Sex, Facials, Come Swallowing, Come play, Under-negotiated Kink, Cock Bondage, Dirty Talk, Canon-Typical Family Issues, Mutual Masturbation, Mutual Pining, Mention of past relationships, mention of crime, Phone Sex, Break Up, References to Depression, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Kissing, Getting Together, Complete Stats: Published: 2023-10-22; Completed: 2023-12-17; Words: 33,368; Chapters: 9/9; Comments: 1,064; Kudos: 2,173; Bookmarks: 497; Hits: 26,554 Word Range: 20K-50K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, <50K, <100K, <200K, <300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary Skinned Knees Skrifores Summary: Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to— “Are you trying to shake hands?” “Yes, I thought—” Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?” “Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.” It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions
Skinned Knees
by Skrifores (@skrifores.bsky.social)
Rating: Explicit
33368 Words, multi-chapter complete
Story: archiveofourown.org/works/51030679/chapters/...
Podfic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/59489068
Rec'd by: Anonymous
#OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec
Story Tags and Stats Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV) Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Characters: Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Stede Bonnet, Jim Jimenez, Oluwande Boodhari, Roach (Our Flag Means Death), Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Wee John Feeney, Israel Hands, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Archie (Our Flag Means Death) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Fantasy, Mutual Pining, Bickering, Slow Burn, Bratty Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Alternate Universe - Magic, Fluff and Humor, Bitchy Stede Bonnet, Jealous Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Magic, Dream Sex, Wet Dream, Cuddling & Snuggling, Literal Sleeping Together, Friends to Lovers, Magical Bond, Touch-Starved Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Touch-Starved Stede Bonnet, Improper use of marmalade, Jealous Stede Bonnet, Anal Sex, Sex Toys, Blackbeard | Edward Teach Loves Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Loves Blackbeard | Edward Teach, loads of people die but never my precious boys btw, Top Stede Bonnet, Bottom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Childhood Trauma, Bad Parenting, Mythical Beings & Creatures, Light Angst, quickly resolved, canon is a neighbour I occasionally borrow sugar from but mostly im found passed out in their garden, Happy Ending, Asexual Frenchie (Our Flag Means Death), Queerplatonic Wee John Feeney/Frenchie, Established Oluwande Boodhari/Jim Jimenez Stats: Published: 2023-02-12; Completed: 2024-05-11; Words: 364,850; Chapters: 39/39; Comments: 686; Kudos: 291; Bookmarks: 63; Hits: 11,205 Word Range: 300K-400K -- >5K, >10K, >20K, >50K, >100K, >200K, >300K, <400K, <500K Story Title, Author, and Summary Moonstone Mage Championship Blakbonnet (Meowbowwow) Summary: When Ed gets heckled by Stede during a magical performance, his plans are to shout at the guy and never see him again. Turns out, Stede is as insane as Ed, and a surprising turn of events leads to Ed teaching the hot ding dong how to get better at magic. Can they get th
Moonstone Mage Championship
by Blakbonnet (Meowbowwow) (@blakbonnet.bsky.social)
Rating: Explicit
364850 Words, multi-chapter complete
Story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44970790
Rec'd by: Anonymous
#OFMDFic #OFMDFicRec
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A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 127: All of this Summary: If he was honest, Ed hadn’t chosen to go to pride for… fuck… ten years? Maybe more? He’d gone, but usually because there was some special place reserved for them in the corporate section. Fuck knew being a vocally queer-friendly MMA venue gave you some clout. So yeah. It had been Blackbeard and the Crew who’d been going, all black leather, rocking BDSM-slash-athleisure outfits and doing it all in character. Everyone knew he’d been a classic heel when it came to the old school wrestling he’d done and Blackbeard was always a fucking badass, so yeah. Black on black with black on the side in a world of fucking rainbows.
Lil update for the weekend :)
archiveofourown.org/works/542974...
#OFMD #OFMDfic
Ah, I’ve got mugs! From 🪡
And this is one of my favorite mugs. It came from a former MA student. Apparently I’d had enough with something and said “for fuck’s sake” in front of her, and it made an impression (I had no recollection) 😂
#WIPSnips #ofmdfic
A little WIP from my translator 👀
This chapter and the next two will be from Ed's PoV, and then they will alternate from there until the end of the fic.
#OFMD #OFMDfic #TheFloatingHearse
So....phew, yeah. This chapter.
This. Chapter.
You should FOR SURE go read this chapter first because. Ed. Father Stede. DAMNNNNNNN
#OFMDnsfw #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
I did two arts for chapter 1 and if you want to see the second one you’ll just have to go read ;)
(But you should go read anyway because Ed is a teacher, Alma’s a menace, and R’s world is SO CUTE)
#ofmd #ofmdfic #ofmdart #gentlebeard
A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 126: Planet Sextacular Summary: Ed: where the fuck are you bro? Ed: the gremlins have taken the kitchen!
Lil update for you :D
archiveofourown.org/works/542974...
#ofmd #ofmdfic
the more I work on this, the more intense Ed gets sksksksks!
prepare yourselves, lambs
#WIPWednesday #OFMDfanart #OFMDfic
“May I join you?” Stede asks. Ed nods. Stede walks around the bed so he can slide in under the covers behind him, wrapping an arm around him, kissing him on the shoulder blade. “Been a long day, right?” he said. “Feels like…a lot has happened.” “Yeah,” says Ed. And it doesn't feel possible to add to that without saying too much, cutting open a little window into one of the chambers of his heart, wine dark and overflowing.
Tiny little #WIPWednesday from the next chapter of One Foot on the Ground. #ofmdfic
i don’t really have anything new for #wipwedneaday so i am going to share this one again in case you missed it.
😘
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
#ofmdnsfw #ofmdsims #MermaidEd #ofmdfic
from part 38 😉
🧜♂️ archiveofourown.org/works/476439... ✨
Hello. Am I allowed to do a cheeky #taketwotuesday? So yeah, I wrote this. Here it is again. I'm going to go away now. Thanks. Bye. #ofmdfic
What a coincidence that #TakeTwoTuesday falls on the one year ficversary of “How the Turn Tables”. If you’re still buzzing with mini-reunion vibes, this slutty meta-fic is the perfect read! 💖 #OFMDFic
archiveofourown.org/works/64315066
For #TakeTwoTuesday here's some innkeepers era pwp, featuring probably one of the funniest lines I've ever written...
archiveofourown.org/works/64257778
#OFMDFic #Gentlebeard
![[ID: Title card for OFMDfanfic “In Name Only” created by latinkraken: Title card has a background of warm, medium brown woodgrain. The title is on a diagonal teal sticky note in black cursive. It's overlapping a purple sticky note in a handwriting font that says “by LyraTalise.” In the top right corner in white font is “marriage of convenience” and beneath that in the same font “glacial burn.” The bottom left corner has the same white font and reads “rated E” and “80k words.” End ID]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lbw7awvormh43lb2de6ngaz3/bafkreihhmb4rcjf3gs5jbwon4dsrfdgb6w7j6xeblv5ww4hqk26vkrbzme)
[ID: Title card for OFMDfanfic “In Name Only” created by latinkraken: Title card has a background of warm, medium brown woodgrain. The title is on a diagonal teal sticky note in black cursive. It's overlapping a purple sticky note in a handwriting font that says “by LyraTalise.” In the top right corner in white font is “marriage of convenience” and beneath that in the same font “glacial burn.” The bottom left corner has the same white font and reads “rated E” and “80k words.” End ID]
Ch 3 of In Name Only in which Stede doesn't go on a date, and Ed helps with an emergency. #OFMDfic #OFMDfanfic
archiveofourown.org/works/810500...
#Podfic Playlist on Soundcloud: on.soundcloud.com/SzT6bGfLrwa2...
Cover Art for a fic. A blue sneaker lands in a muddy puddle. In pink and purple bubble letters: One Foot on the Ground by PilotPirate.
Chapter 4 of race walking fic One Foot on the Ground is up! They're on their feet and having a day! archiveofourown.org/works/782882... #ofmdfic #ofmd
Read read read! 🥰
#ofmdfic
happy #sexualsunday
i hope you enjoy this little burst of inspiration i got today. <3
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
A Little Restraint Fyre Chapter 125: Captain Kneebow
Little treat for the weekend :)
archiveofourown.org/works/542974...
#OFMD #OFMDfic
📜 Saturday fic rec 💖
"Send out the morning birds" (2024, AU, Rated E, 41K) by @foxtails
Ed's done surviving in a postapocalyptic world, until a new arrival at his community makes him reconsider.
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/57247294
#OFMDFic #OFMD
3 years ago, I wrote 25 one-shots for JanuAUry & I’m just very proud of that accomplishment, so here’s the collection. If you have an AU trope youre all about, there is a *very* good chance I wrote it
#ofmd #ofmdfic #gentlebeard with a sprinkling of #tealoranges
archiveofourown.org/series/3281415
"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate" by Artana. Summary: Stede arrives at his childhood home to celebrate his father's birthday. Things do not go as planned. Or Stede's father gets murdered the night after his birthday party, and now everyone is a suspect.
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - 1930s, Inspired By Agatha Christie, Murder Mystery, POV Stede Bonnet, Canon-typical bullying, Period-Typical Racism, Period-Typical Sexism, Period-Typical Homophobia, Stede Bonnet Needs a Hug, Edward Bonnet is a dick, not for long don't worry, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Mutual Pining, First Kiss, Eventual Smut
"Murder in the Ashcroft Estate" is now complete at 35k words!
Rated E, murder mystery au set in 1930s and inspired by Agatha Christie. When Stede's father gets murdered the night after his birthday party, everyone becomes a suspect.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/802273...
#ofmdfic #gentlebeard
A title card of a fic "Nightmare of his own" by team WTF OFMD.
"Nightmare of his own", 500-words ficlet about Izzy's worst nightmare, one-sided Edizzy.
🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/80741516
#ofmdwtfk #ofmdfic
Chapter 2 of In Name Only is now up as a #podfic from @kninjaknitter.bsky.social. 💜 #OFMD #OFMDfic
soundcloud.com/user-3761719...
From the next holiday market boys. Purposely out of context, but if you’ve read part 9, you can probably guess ❤️🎄🥂💌
#ficwip #WordGameWednesday #ofmdfic
